#simptalks

hiiii nonnie friend!! 👋🏼 thank you for this ask, I’m soooo in love with our fave beskar clad space dad and his green little baby!! there are so many good fics about din around and I’m always in awe of the talented writers who share their work with us. here’s a random selection of some of my faves:

🌌 Stars fading by the talented @bergamote-catsandbooks

🌌 Touchstone by the talented @sawymredfox

🌌 It’s getting tight by the talented @queenofslowburn

🌌 The Long Way Round by the talented @din-cognito

🌌 locked out of heaven by the talented @quinnnfabrgay

🌌 Sight Unseen by the talented @reedispunk

🌌 Brown Eyes by the talented @thedivinereverie

🌌 long gone and found (two parts of the same story) and Meet the Teacher by the talented @burntheedges

🌌 Surgar, Spice and, Starlight by the talented @lamentationsofalonelypotato (link to first part of the series)

🌌 Best Kept Secret by the talented @lincolndjarin (link to first part of the series)

hiii nonnie friend!!! 👋🏼 I’m so sorry I’m late to respond this legendary ask of yours, but I felt like it deserved a proper answer with recs, which took me a while to compile. this ask made me realize that I really am a slut for any kind of a joel. that sad dilf has me on a chokehold in every universe, because I love the gritty and mean qz!joel as well as sweet and stubborn old man jackson!joel as well as no outbreak!joel no matter if he is a handyman, knight, dad’s best friend, retired pornstar, your boss, neighbour, sugar daddy, firefighter or whatever!!!! I’m down for most kinks when we’re talking about our favourite texan AND in my silly simp kingdom there is no way to be too horny for joel!!!! I truly enjoy almost all of the joels that the immensely talented writers share with us. I urge everyone who reads this to go comment and reblog on your fave fics to say thank you to all the amazing fanfic writers. 🤎

below are some randomly chosen recs that got me hot n bothered. this list is by no means exhaustive and I aimed to get all kinds of joels included in this silly little list. I’m probably forgetting so many banging fics that I’ve been drooling over. please feel free to drop your recs in the comments!!

hottie qz!joel 🖤 Out of the QZ by the talented @milla-frenchy

hottie old man joel 💇🏻‍♂️ TRIM by the talented @mcthsman

hottie daddy jackson!joel 🔥 only then, i am good by the talented @joelsdagger

hottie knight!joel ⚔️ The Night Has a Thousand Eyes by the talented @millermouth

hottie neighbour!joel 🏢 knockin’ on heaven’s door by the talented @inkandstardusts

hottie peepaw joel 🤎 From This Time, Unchained by the talented @dilf-docs

hottie qz!joel 🔥 Let ’em hear Puddin’ by the talented @nerdieforpedro

hottie mechanic and dbf!joel 🔧 Torque and Tension by the talented @honeyandruin

hottie subby jackson!joel 😩 Human Thing by the talented @lilyinmysoul

hiii nonnie friend!! 👋🏼 thank you for your ask and I’m so happy you’ve liked my recs so far 🫂✨ I must admit, pedrito introduced me to joel so my reblogs lean often to the hbo joel side of things. I have also never played the game because I’m unfortunately not a gamer girlie. thus, in my blog pixel joel sadly doesn’t make as regular appearances as hbo joel. however, I’ve fallen in love with pixel joel too thanks to the amazing fanfic writers and I’m omnivorous when it comes to joel fics. I love that sad dilf in every form!! here is a fic rec list dedicated to pixel joel:

🎮 Paloma All American Man featuring retired pornstar!joel turned into rancher!joel by the talented @millermouth (link to the first part of the series) I also loved mrs. mouth’s qz!joel in Gibson Girl and I’ll always be down bad for her joel jerkin’ it stories!!!

🎮 Poke The Bear featuring grumpy asshole jackson!joel by the talented @cinnxmxngxrl (link to the first part of the series) I also loved avi’s no outbreak joel x stripper!reader story in La Sirena!!

🎮 Sugar Talking featuring no outbreak ex husband!joel by the talented @pearlessance

🎮 Sunset On The Fenceline featuring a soft domestic husband!joel that is living in a farm outside of jackson with his wife by the talented @pandapetals

🎮 Liquor Laws featuring a no outbreak sleazy!joel by the talented @skylardenae

🎮 show me and sweet for you featuring jackson!joel by the talented @mybvalentine

🎮 Mirror, mirror on the wall featuring sweet hubby no outbreak!joel by the talented @honey-moon-13

🎮 all the things i would do featuring old man jackson!joel by the talented @joelsdagger

🎮 One-Night Stand featuring a sleazy no outbreak!joel by the talented @lambsandstockings

🎮 Incomprehensible featuring a subby old man jackson!joel by the talented @lilyinmysoul

🎮 the crystalline knowledge of you; hell-bent featuring no outbreak ex boyfriend!joel by the talented @ophelia-is-complex

🎮 for the best featuring an angsty joel by the talented @silkyvices

🎮 stay close to home, my lovely darling boy featuring jackson!joel and his glorious tummy by the talented @kiraavi

🎮 The Garden That You Planted featuring a regretful ex boyfriend!joel by the talented @sprigsofhazel

🎮 How Much I Feel featuring a sickeningly sweet peepaw!joel by the talented @bemyluvr

🎮 Loved you more featuring an heart-breaking no outbreak ex boyfriend!joel by the talented @hotgirlbedtimescenarios

the card depicts our favourite boys working hard in my SIMP’S CAKES -bakery on this valentine’s day. there are many custom cake orders to finish (front of the house has messed up the order slips and are now calling everybody back to confirm orders) and there’s even a fire to put out (ted and tim got into it over frosting flavours and forgot one of the cakes in the oven) before we get all the cakes out to our customers… at least one of my bakers is high (not naming names) and one baker is very upset that nobody ordered a helicopter themed cake (guess who). I did teach them all how to wash their hands and I’m trying my best to keep them from licking the spatulas. I’m saving all of you a slice of the best cake they bake! 🎂

in my country we celebrate christmas on the 24th of dec, so here’s something I wish to see under my xmas tree tonight and hopefully this silliness can bring some cheer to y’all!! 🎅🏻🎄🎁

TYSM for enduring my festive shenanigans so far!! 😘

hi nonnie and thank you for your ask!! in my humble simp kindom simping is some seriously silly business and the ferality joel miller awakens in me knows now bounds, so work boots you say? hmmm consider me intrigued 😏🥾

ooooooh looord have mercy, look at those lemon pepper steppers!! grindin’ on his boot and giving it a good polish does sound like a mighty good idea. imagining joel tower over you as you hump his boot is making me squirm in my seat. I would just have to make sure I’m grindin’ on his new boots, so I don’t get an accidental post-apocalyptic brazilian wax from the duct tape on his old boots.

I guess I’m forced to take an break from my regular posting while I figure out a way to do what I love while respecting the creatives that give so much to this space by sharing their talent with us. 🫂❤️‍🩹

EDIT: OKAY NOW I FEEL SO DRAMATIC FOR POSTING THIS AFTER HEARING ABOUT THE ROLLBACK OF THIS UPDATE 😅😭 but I’ll still take a little break because I’m so confused and still a little sceptical!!

hi, it’s me ya fave simp! I’m here to reveal that I’ve been a busy scheming by saving up some wintery and christmassy fics I’ve come across from amazing fanfic writers in my evergrowing tbr pile, thus inadvertedly creating myself a fanfic advent calendar. if you’ve got fic recs send ’em my way, pleeeease!!

prepare yourselves to spend down bad december, yearning yuletide and hot n’ bothered holidays in winter whoreland with me!!! ❄️🎄🎁

here’s a snowy joel as a token of my appreciation for all of you brave souls who follow this unhinged blog of mine ♥️

EDIT: I’ve tagged all my wintery and christmassy finds with #down bad december 2025 so y’all can hopefully find ’em easier!!