Hey everyone! Back here again with this month's NSFW Patreon short! I would have had this finished sooner if it weren't for my horrendous immune system and tumultuous family affairs. Anyway, I had fun writing this one. I hope you have as much fun reading it :D
Simon x MC ver. (2.6k words)
Simone x MC ver. (2.7k words)
Here's a snippet beneath the cut...
Selby's gold-tipped fountain pen scrawls across the parchment, answering the night's questions with decisive elegance. A small pocket watchâa gift from his dearest friend Georgeâlies open on his desk, each tick of the second hand a reminder of the lateness of the hour. Moonlight streams through the curtains he never got around to closing, shining in cold contrast to the warm beam of his desk lamp. The rest of his study, plunged in darkness, seems a more appropriate setting for what is essentially another late-night writing report for his enigmatic sponsor.
Simon idly considers that one night he might suggest Rain or Taj complete their own reports, allowing him to spend his evening enriching himself with his love's companyâyour company. Except then he remembers Rain's childish script, often adorned with mindless sketches, and Taj's succinctness, which often raises more questions than it answers. And so, he continues writing.
Unfortunately for Selby, he is only human and susceptible to human frailty. The late nights have begun to take their toll: his eyes droop, his head feels heavy on his shoulders, and his quick script begins to slow.
Selby's study disappears into a murky haze on the fringes of his consciousness. His large mahogany desk, which dominates much of his home office, vanishes, replaced by the imposing onyx workstation that denoted his job title at the Embassy. Old colleagues with blurred faces pass by the violet-crystallised glass of his office, their whispers muted by the dampening magic that obfuscates his secrets.
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Hello! I just want to say, if I havenât already ,that I REALLY love your demo! Your writing is fantastic; I was on the edge of my seat the whole time, torn between racing to the next page and wanting to savor every moment. Iâve been gushing about Nazu to my sister for hours, and she probably hates his name now from how much I talk about him. I honestly donât think he gets enough love! He deserves to feel all the affection in the world without needing to fulfill anyoneâs desires, and I stand by that. My MC is absolutely going to make that happen.
I also hope youâre taking care of yourself. No book or writing project is worth sacrificing your health. If you ever have the time, and only when you feel up to it, I have a little question. Please donât answer if youâre not feeling well.
How would the ROs react to walking into their room and finding their kidâs boyfriend/partner/girlfriend in there after hours (past bedtime)? Just finding it funny the teenage heartthrob hiding in the most obvious spot while their supernatural parent and s looking at them like "bro really?"
(Thank you so much! :') This message was exactly what I needed. I've been dealing with some personal issues that have been piling on the stress. So, to read this was super motivating. I love writing N; I've been having fun writing some fun scenes with them for the next update. I think you will really like it.
Also, don't worry. I don't consider writing this little project of mine a hardship--only everything else that prevents me from doing so.)
S: Selby was a rebellious teen, according to their parentsâa lifetime of being told what to do, what to wear, how to speak, and what love looks like without ever witnessing it had built up layers of passive aggression bordering on open rebellion.
As a parent, they always tried to promote healthy communication, free from judgment. It was a pillar of parentage they held up even in the most difficult of times.
That being said⌠kids will be kids.
After a long dayâs work, Selby takes off their coat at the door and kicks off their shoes, quickly followed by slipping on the pair of slippers that have been anxiously waiting for their return.
Itâs the early hoursâthey donât expect anyone to be up and about. A muffled giggle and a stampede of feet above their head alert them to movement. They sigh. Their child is never as quiet as they think they are.
At first, they walk upstairs, not certain of what they wish to say. Flashbacks of an authoritarian childhood have them dragging their feet. Itâs only upon walking in on their child, leaning against their wardrobe, face flushed, that a mirror of Selbyâs own parents reflects on their demeanour.
âAnything you wish to confess, duck?â
âNo?â
âVery well. Then, I suggest you sneak away your heavy-breathing beau by the time I have changed for bedâand in the morning we can discuss your aversion to the truth in greater detail. Good night, love.â
Rain: They were peckish.
Itâs the only reason Rain heard a thing. They snuck out of bed, tiptoed downstairs, and tucked into the secret chocolate stash buried in the pantry, and were on their way back upstairs when they heard it. A giggle. A very familiar giggle. Rain couldnât mistake it for anyone elseâtheir childâs laugh was the precious noise in the world. What was surprising, however, was the muted chuckle that followedâentirely unfamiliar.
Well thenâŚ
At the top of the landing, where their childâs bedroom is, Rain makes a point of increasing the volume of their footsteps as they get closer. A quick succession of bangs and muffled noises precedes a tense silence.
At the door, Rain announces themselves. âIâm coming in, dewdrop!â
Their bedside table lamp is onâfar past their childâs bedtime. Itâs the first unavoidable and most obvious clue that their child, with their face buried beneath their blankets, is currently pretending to be asleep. Rain cannot suppress a smirk.
âSo strange⌠I could have sworn I heard my little dove laughing,â they say aloud with exaggerated emphasis. Rain glances around the spaceâitâs immediately obvious where their child has tucked away their guest.
A trail of clothes acts like a line of evidence, leading directly to the closet. Rain follows it, picking up the evidence as they go. As soon as they reach the closet door, you drop the act.
âWait!â you cry out, shooting upright. âPlease, donâtâŚâ
âYou are so adorable when youâre flustered, petal.â They open the closet door, and out pops the contraband. âWhoops. Busted!â they say jokingly. âYou can stay on the couch tonight. Iâll drive you home in the morning.â They turn to their child, weighing up their horrified expression for prospective punishment. âBack to bed for now, dewdrop. Weâll talk about this tomorrow.â
Taj: They had already made it clearâno romantic prospects behind closed doors without express permission. The rules exist for a reason. Theyâre not trying to be a tyrant. Unfortunately for their little tyke, they are a parent who knows all too well about rule-breaking and its consequences. They want better for you than the childhood they survived.
And despite all their rules, it's because their child is half-Qita that they anticipate those rules being broken.
Their dastardly little offspring has clearly been practising being light on their feet. The irritant they have chosen to date clearly has not. The moment they tumble in through the bedroom window, Taj is alert and aware.
Wonderful. Time to be the bad guy.
Far more quietly than their interloper, Taj chases up the stairs two at a time. Their child might not have quite as sensitive hearing as they do, but itâs good enough.
As planned, both occupants of their childâs bedroom only become aware of Tajâs presence the moment they knock. Feeling generous, Taj affords them enough time to panic, tumbling over each other to shove any incriminating evidence aside before the inevitable.
A few seconds. Thatâs all they get. Taj isnât that generous.
The door swings open. Even before Taj takes a step inside, they hear muffled breathing coming from inside the closet. Their child stands frozen in the middle of the room, hoping against hope that they have somehow got away with it.
âYour 'friendâ has five seconds to come out of that closet before I get really mad.â
Suddenly, in a flurry of movement, their child flings open the closet door and drags their beau out into the open. âIâm sorry!â they exclaim, words jumbling together, âplease let me explain! They were only supposed to be here for a moment. I didnât think youâd mind ifââ
Taj sees the panic; itâs like holding up a mirror.
They sigh, interrupting their little tykeâs tirade with a kiss against their forehead. âWeâll discuss it later. With that being saidâŚâ they glance over at the shivering intruder with far more intensity. âIf you have respect for my child, you should respect my rules. If you are willing to cross my boundaries, how do I know you wonât do the same to theirs? Donât test me.â
N: Family used to mean something entirely different to Nâit was a shackle, a hot iron to wield oneâs convictions and to burn those who disobeyed, and a trophy to show off to those who dared to be curious.
You taught them something different⌠with patience, gentleness, and arms open wide.  So now, with all your many lessons, when they hear their child giggling with someone who ought not be in their bedroom late into the night, they demonstrate restraint. Patience. Serenity.
It's good for them, they justify. Itâs perfectly normal for a teenager to be curious, to test boundaries. This is fine. Totally fine. Iâm not worried about it⌠Fine, maybe a quick check-up is called for.
They rap their knuckles against your bedroom door. The bumbling bangs and bumps, followed by a quick succession of shushes, are not as discreet as their child probably thinks they are. Still, N waits. Patiently. One leg bouncing on the spot. Until finally, the door swings open.
âHey!â their child exclaims, slightly breathless. âIs everything okay?â
âNothing of note, my little fiend-ling.â Before their child can further question them, or worse, shut the door, they slip into the room, enjoying the wide-eyed stare of their child.
âCan I help you with something?â
N has to stifle a laugh. âYes, dear. Perhaps you could explain to me why there are a pair of feet sticking out from beneath your bed?â
âEhâŚâ
âYou could at least date someone with fashion sense. Odd socks⌠with holes? In my house?â They turn to their child, a twinkle of amusement in their eyes. âNext time, little fiend-ling, play some music. It will do wonders for masking the worst of your giggles.â
Finally, the demon turns on their childâs paramour, bending over so that they can bask in their horrified expression. âItâs uncouth to court someoneâs child without first introducing yourself to the parents. You are lucky it is me who caught youâyou wouldnât want to upset mi amor.â They shudder for effect. âTerrifying.â
Umbra: You always tell them they are too permissive. Children need boundariesârules to follow so that they can learn right from wrong. Umbra understands the theory, but the execution⌠Well, how could they possibly punish a little version of you? It seemed a mountain they would never be able to climb.
âI think our little cherub has snuck someone into their bedroom,â you say, hands on your hips. âI could hear whispering through the door when I went to the bathroom.â
âThatâs wonderful. Remember the first time I snuck into your bedroom?â
âNo itâs not! Our child is clearly flounderâwait, you snuck into my bedroom?â
Oh⌠they hadnât done that since⌠âN-Nevermind. Do you wish for me to stop it?â
âYes! And this time you better stick to it!â
Umbra nods, determination in their heart. Every step, they repeat the same mantra inside their head. They will invoke your rules, they will set boundaries, they will make you proud!
They step inside their childâs bedroom, and their heart melts. Their child blinks up at them, a picture of innocence, entirely unfazed by their intrusion. âHello!â you say, in a perfect mimicry of their other parent, to whom Umbra would hand the world. âIs everything okay?â
Umbra shakes their head to refocus. They glance around the room for signs of another soul. Itâs seconds before they notice a rather human-shaped lump peeking from the curtains. Without a word, they stalk towards the drapes; every step closer is acknowledged with an involuntary, high-pitched staccato note from their little one.
They yank back the curtain.
Pressed back against the window is a wide-eyed stranger, shrinking away in fear.
Umbra adopts the aura that the love of their life always says they utilise when hunting. Instantly, their victim bolts from the bedroom, overwhelming fear pushing them forward in desperation.
As quickly as they exit, Umbra turns to their child, the aura entirely evaporated. They smile. âHungry? I could bake some cookies.â
I thought about this scenario after playing with Durge in BG3.
How would the ROs react if the MC started saying really weird and macabre things, as if the MC was slowly becoming more and more possessed by something? And to nake sure N doesn't cheat, let's say that the thing in the MC's head wouldn't let N in anymore.
(I love BG3 so much. Itâs embarrassing how many hours Iâve racked up since early access. I don't necessarily have the time these days, though. So, I figured I'd have some fun with this.)
S: Selby has been working in the shadows for some time. The first time they heard your voice drop an octave, muttering plans of murder, they were certain something wasnât right. Sure, you were a little crazy at times, but in an endearing kind of way. If you were to plan murder, you would do it cleanly, sensiblyânot by cutting the flesh, slicing through bone, bathing in the blood before feasting on the flesh. It seemed overkill.
There was enough of you left to trickâthey were grateful for that. With the help of the others, they coax you into the basement. It broke their heart to slap their handcuffs on your wrist. Even as your eyes turned black and tendrils of darkness sprouting from your forehead like corrupted veinsâeven as you thrashed and hollered like the undeadâit broke their heart.
âI swear to you, I will find a cure, my love. Just be a little patient. I canât have you killing the neighboursâŚâ The humour barely masks their fear. Still, they try. The last thing they want is for you to see how scared they are for you.
Rain: They have been here before.
The suffocating red, the mask that wears you rather than you wearing it. Oppressive, like hands squeezing your throat and choking the air from your lungs. Rain recognises it almost immediately. Bloodlust.
Itâs been a long time since Rain set that mask asideâa hard won battle. It fought back on the worst days of their life. They were addicted to it on the best. It wrestled, wrought, whispered and wretched. It tugged at their life, promised them freedom. Damn it. It nearly destroyed them forever.
Now, they see it in you. Inescapable, uncontrollable. Itâs eating away at you, promising retribution but offering nothing but pain in return. The mask is fitted to your face, and Rain doesnât know if they have the strength to take it off. Not again.
But they will try. For you. Whatever it is that has taken hold of you, they know itâs negotiable. Their mask was a mirror. It wasnât real. It was a reflection of themselves. This, though. This is something else. Something apart from you. And something that isnât a part of you can be separated.
They wonât leave you to their fate.
âOkay, Cherub. Letâs get this mask off, okay? The sky is clear today, and I want you to see it.â
Taj: It didnât take a genius to figure out you were acting nuts. The first âIâm going to kill youâ could be played off. Weâd all said stupid shit in the heat of an argument. But then, on the quiet evenings, curled up together by the fire, at the times when Taj was feeling most like themselves, you started saying worse things. Whispered threats rather than sweet nothings, prodding and poking as they slept, as if testing they were still warm.
All of it is fucking weird.
This isnât you.
Fuck. It isnât you.
The realisation washes over them like an ice-cold glass of water poured over their back. The tufts of fur sticking from their ears feels like static, the fur on the tail turning it into a rod. Theyâve lost you. From right beneath their fucking nose. How had it taken days of escalation before they decided to pull their finger out of their ass and notice?
It isnât difficult to trap you. Anger and bitterness are a powerful motivator. It was even easier to do when the beast inside began to snarl and snap like a ravenous dog. Your entire face twisted into something alien. It pisses him off.
He kneels beside you, the cage they locked you in standing firm against your thrashing. âYou really fucked up when you took them. Really fucked up. But donât worry, Iâll bring them back. And when I do, weâll both have the pleasure of shitting on whatâs left. So⌠Letâs play, shall we?â
N: âIâm quite enjoying this new murderous streak,â they joke, throwing an arm over your shoulder like a little devil. âIf I had known you would be this willing to skin your enemies, I wouldnât have bothered with the saccharine sweetness to earn your trust.â They were kidding, of course. An off-colour joke in response to what they believed was an odd attempt at humour of your own.
They didnât think you were serious.
Not until they woke with a knife pressed against their gullet.
But they are still a demon. It wasnât a difficulty to switch your positions, rolling you beneath them to wrangle your flailing limbs back under control. They are certain the knife cuts them in a few places, but the adrenaline is enough to mask the worst of it. All of their attention is locked onto the deep, black abyss of your eyes.
Out of desperation, N weasels their way through your mental barriers. What should have been as easy as opening a door, becomes as impossible as trying to push through a wall of steel. Whatever is living inside of you has forced them out.
âWell, that absolutely will not do, my dear. Thereâs only room for one pestilence in your life, and I have quite taken the spot.â They press you beneath, settling their weight on you, glaring into your eyes. âNow Iâm talking directly to the bloodthirsty parasite that has hidden away the only person I truly care forâfear me. Iâm not going anywhere.â
Umbra: âAre you⌠okay?â they asked, for what felt like the fiftieth time that day.
You looked sick. There was no other way to describe it. Your skin had lost its colour, and your eyes, that once shone like the full moon in a sky full of stars, had gone black. Like every star had been wiped from the sky all at once. Like a siren, you were destined to dash a ship against the rocks. Your melodious voice changed from a lullaby to a dirgeâa haunting, mournful song already lamenting your victims. The only thing Umbra was uncertain of was who exactly would be on that ship.
Umbra was lost at sea. They would have been willing to follow you anywhere you wanted them to go before. Now, they hesitated. Their stomach twisted painfully, and their hands began to shake. It didnât seem rightâit didnât seem like you.
It was only after they sought answers elsewhere did they recognise the truth. The siren wasnât you, but inside you.
But how did they release you without hurting you? Would the siren destroy its hostâdestroy youâif they realised Umbra knew the truth? Umbra would rather you swim in a river of your victim's blood than spill a drop of yours.
Perhaps thatâs the answer, then. Perhaps once the siren is satisfied, they will get you back.
They lie beside you in your bed and watch your eyes twitch in your sleep. âI will be your blade. You can take the world, but give me back the person I love.â
how would the ROs react if someone asked if they and the MC were together and the MC responded with âno iâm not their typeâ?
S: Selby smiles at the question. The idea that someone saw you by their side and believed it could be possible made their heart flutter. They open their mouth, primed to offer up a quip or suggestion they hadnât even yet formed the punchline for when you speak.
âNo, thereâs no way. Iâm not their type,â you scoff, and Selby is floored.
Itâs true that Selby was never one to play the field. Even during their rebellious phase, that part of their life was always the least adventurous. For work, they often had to turn on the charm and had become much more practised in the years since. The people they worked for were temperamental, prone to unpredictable moods. Selby had learned long ago all the wrong ways to be genuine and how to flip them. So, it surprises them that every one of their, what they believed to be, quite obvious come-ons had fallen completely and utterly flat.
âItâs a work in progress,â they say insteadâopenly, proudly. Then, they focus on you, smile wide and honest. âCare for dinner? My treat.â
Rain: The question makes Rain choke on their drink. They had been enjoying a nice cold strawberry milkshake through a straw when the server bent over, a twinkle in her eye. âYou two together?â All the blood rushes to Rainâs head, cheeks burning in embarrassment.
Had they truly been so obvious? Rain glances at you nervously, concerned you might have already figured out their intentions. They didnât want the first time you heard it to be from any mouth but theirs. When life was a little more forgivingâwhen the ghosts of their past stopped haunting them. But you donât even blink. âOh, no. Iâm not their type.â
Rain wants to laugh. Itâs only their mortification that stops them. âI donât have a type,â they say quicklyâa little too quickly. âWell, I mean, not any type in particular. Iâm up for anyone, to be honest. Wait, no, not like that. Not anyone. They have to be special. Like you. Well, not like you. Just you; Iâm not looking elsewhereâ!â
They pray the ground swallows them whole.
Taj: They hold onto their hood a little tighter; their ears have been dying to break free from beneath it since your nosy neighbour dared to utter the question. Their first thought is âwho the fuck are you to ask this?â The second is âdonât be ridiculous; as if they could ever be interested in a human.â
But then, they hear the words leave your mouth. âOh, no. Iâm not their type.â
Taj scowls. Who said you get to decide that? Shouldnât they have a say? Fine, your easy denial could have been ripped straight from their mind, but hearing it spoken aloudâinstinctively, as if you hadnât even needed to think about itâfills them with dread. The words grate inside their mind like claws shredding skin.
âExactly,â they say, out of pride. They swallow down the bile burning their throat. âThere isnât a single hope of me lookinâ twice at a koel.â
They force themselves to believe it.
N: It might surprise the others, but casual touch didnât come as easily to N as they pretended it did. It was an easy enough game to play; N memorised the rules a long time ago. Except, it didnât feel much like playing when it was with you. Throwing an arm across your shoulder, letting a hand drift across your back, leaning closer to whisper in your ear as if they were sharing a secretâN did these things because they wanted to. How long had it been since they truly wanted to?
So, the question truly wasnât a surprise. Naturally, people would assume you were a coupleâa rather handsome one at that.
âOh, no! Weâre not together. Iâm not their type.â
Ouch. N feels it deep in their gut. Windedâwoundedâlike someone had just slammed a fist into it. Their smile diminishes, almost imperceptibly. Unnoticeable to anyone who refuses to look past their thin veneer. Nâs heart tightens in a way that reminds them it still beats.
They bury it down. The charming demon comes out to play once again.
âI have all kinds of types,â they say, a tempting lilt to their voice. âA dark-haired beauty, a light-haired menace, dim-witted, sharp-witted⌠Iâm not all that fussy. Thereâs room for you on my schedule, Iâm sure.â
Every word tastes like tears.
Umbra: Being with you was easy. Too easy. As easy as Umbra imagines it is for you to breathe. Breathing isnât so easy for them.
There is a side of them that comes out when they are with you. The demon makes fun of itâsays they go soft. Umbra doesnât care. Being with you feels a lot like breathing.
And when something comes that easily, it isnât the kind of thing you second-guess. So, when someone questions the relationship, asking if they were with you, wellââyesâ was the obvious answer. That question only required eyes. Umbra is sitting right next to you.
âNo, Umbraâthey mean together together. Anyway, no, weâre not together. Iâm not their type.â
âYes, you are,â they say. Another question that didnât require thought. âMy type is you. Only you.â
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How do ROs feel about mc who has a confident fuck boi persona but actually the most hopeless romantic like ever? absolute simp for them once they are in a relationship
Bonus if they are giving ROs the princess treatment
(Sorry for the wait with asks, everyone. With the holiday season creeping ever closer, life has been happening, and the few spare moments I've had have been going on the IF itself.)
S: Selby struggles the most with this; they have been burned before. Trust is hard-won, and although Selby always extends a hand, beginning any relationship from a position of trust, they also harbour a level of suspicion for anyone who hides behind a mask. Every gift feels like a dare, every compliment a confession. Itâs easier, at first, to dismiss them entirely.
Eventually, they recognise that your advances, your endearments, and your time are reserved solely for them. They smile a little more easily, and ultimately, they feel grateful you are exactly who you are.
Rain: They would be quite hypocritical if they felt threatened by your persona, given their own history. But since laying eyes on you, they haven't even glanced at another person. So, they do feel a little nervous that you might not share the depths of their feelings.
However, that fear is quickly dismissed once they recognise it as the fear of losing everything you give themâlove, affection, time, and purpose. They cherish and value everything you provide; they only hope that, even in their own humble way, you feel the same about them.
Taj: At first, itâs all par the course for Taj. Obviously, you are only interested in getting them into bed. Itâs a good time; they arenât going to complain. Taj would never expect anything elseâthis is as far as an interest anybody has ever shown them.
But then, you linger. And you keep lingering. Suddenly, you're no longer just rolling around in bed with them; you're making them breakfast, running them a bath when they are tired, talking about the stars as you lie beside them under the open sky, resting a hand on their shoulder when they feel unsteadyâthe list keeps growing. And so does their heart.
It stings when they notice you direct your attention elsewhere; a passing glance, laughing a little too hard at anotherâs joke, biting your lip when you think they arenât watchingâthey want it all to themselves. But, just as long as itâs their bed you choose, they can swallow the rest.
N: Much like Taj, they accept it readily. Pretty words spoken in pretty patterns, like the poetry they drafted in their youth. A trap of the sweetest honey, delectable and decadent, but sticky like syrup. They are a master at playing the part, at seeming unattainable, at always maintaining the perfect distance while provoking a desire for intimacy. Their forgotten heart splinters upon realising you can weave the fabric of desire just as easily.
A realisation that is soon followed by endless affectionâa game they have never played. Adorned jewellery, centuries-old wine, and massages that arenât foreplay. A night in, curled up without expectation. Gifts of touch, of love, of attention. They are overwhelmed.
It takes a great deal of courage to believe that they deserve it.
Umbra: They donât understand. You are forward, upfront, and direct with your desires. Umbra is merely grateful to have your attention. They accept you as you are, as you do them. Unintimidated by your easy sexuality, even if they donât necessarily understand why it is directed at them, they bask in your affections, drinking it in like drops of dew.
They donât see the mask.
Not until you lay it down in front of them, uninhibited, baring your soul to theirs, offering to lay down at their feet if they wish it. They donât. They want to see your eyes.
The gifts are an extra they are grateful for, but truly, all they need is you.
Hello, everyone! This month's NSFW short, featuring everyone's favourite well-mannered leader, is now available on Patreon. I've been working really hard to update the public demo, with chapters 3 and 4 completed and a stat screen with improved functionality. Fingers crossed.
Simon ver. (2415 words) Simone ver. (2454 words)
Here's a sneak peek beneath the cut...
âLet me get that for you.â
Simon steps in front of you, holding the restaurant door open for you as you exit into the winter chill. He waves at the owner through the glass door, who is no doubt already happily counting the bills he slipped him on the way out.
âThank you,â you say, blowing some air into your hands to stave off the cold.
âFor what, darling?â he asks, offering an arm for you to take as he guides you down the street. You reach out and take it with a shy smile, lashes lowered, and Simon finds himself wishing he could still see the colour of your eyes.
âFor holding the door, for a lovely evening, for a wonderful dinner, for organising a damn violin player to come and play our songââ
âWell, I fear my singing it myself would have only soured the eveningââ
âWhat Iâm trying to say is⌠I had a good time.â
Simonâs chest burns with infallible fondness. âOf course. Think nothing of it. The pleasure of your company is an irreplaceable gift, your smileâinvaluable. Every night we spend together is a night worth remembering.â
You shake your head, your eyes creasing humorously. âIâm surprised you were able to find somewhere so fancy so close to Albach Bay.â
âYour hometown has a great many hidden treasures; you being the most precious amongst them.â
âStop it.â
âNeverânot when you gift me with the sweetest of smiles.â
(As a little Halloween treat, I decided to write a short for everyone to enjoy to tie people over while I work on the next update. This short features Simon, Taj (f), Rain, Naera, and Umbra (m). Enjoy!)
âLeft a bit. A little higher. Rain, you too. No, no, no, too farâlower your arm a little. Now, left a little moreâŚâ
You exhale a puff of air as your right foot, balancing on the step ladder, begins to shake precariously. The cobwebs Simon has instructed you to hang across his curtain poles and over the tattered remains of an old set of sheets fashioned into curtains cling to the tips of your fingers, even as you shake them loose to make them appear perfectly disarrayed.
Youâve been decorating Simonâs new home intermittently for a week. What youâve discoveredâand perhaps the reason Simon doesnât do this kind of thing oftenâis that they are very... particular... about how everything should look. Big pumpkins must be paired with smaller pumpkins like a set of Russian dolls; all the windows should be blacked out, candles placed around the scariest decorations so that the light casts flickering shadows across the walls. The list was endless, but youâve finally reached the finishing touches, and it has all come together quite well. Even if it is the evening of Halloween itself.
âI donât mean to rush you, Simon â I know you are a very careful person â but my arms are beginning to ache,â Rain says, with their arm bent at an odd angle.
âVery well. Carefully press it against that very spot, and it should, hopefully, remain there⌠for the rest of the night at least.â
You glance over at Rain as you both slowly but surely press down and let go in tandem. The cobwebs flutter dramatically with a draft, then settle into place. You breathe a sigh of relief as you step off the ladder, gratefully back onto solid ground.
âPerfect; well done. Excellent teamwork.â
Rain raises a hand expectantly for a high five, which you comply with, using as much energy as you can summon from the little strength left in the burning remnants of your arm.
âWhereâs Taj and Umbra anyway?â you ask, glancing around the dimly lit living room, once pristine, now covered in fake cobwebs and witchâs cauldrons overflowing with a âpunchâ concoction created by Naera.
The demon herself is lounging across the couch, happily watching everyone else do the work while she drinks a glass of wineânoticeably not the punch she made. âThey snuck out together not too long ago. Well, it was more like Taj dragged Umbra out by his sleeve while the living dead looked like a mouse trapped in the paw of a cat. Which, I suppose, was quite accurate.â
Rain rolls their eyes as Naera laughs at her own joke. âYou shouldnât put your feet up on the coffee table,â Rain admonishes, knowing full well they are often guilty of doing the same thing. âSimon doesnât like it.â
Naera smiles over the edge of her wineglassâitâs the smile of someone plotting. âOh, I do apologise. How very rude of me.â She turns to Simon, who has been quietly inspecting the decorations and shifting things around, when something appears off to him. While looking the man in the eye, she slowly lowers her feet, adorned with the fluffiest pink slippers you have ever seen, off the coffee table.
Simon, far too distracted with perfecting the final touches for the night, barely acknowledges Naera. He dips his head in what you suppose is gratitude, then bolts into the kitchen.
âThanks,â Rain says, with barely suppressed irritation, before quickly following after.
The moment their back is turned, Naera lifts her legs back up, propping them on the edge of the solid oak coffee table, as she takes another sip of wine.
âYou better not drink all of Simonâs good wine either,â you chastise, barely concealing a smirk.
âI know itâs Halloween, dear, but if I wished to be this groupâs piĂąata, I would have handed you all a stick to hit me with. Lighten up! Itâs a party!â
âDonât give Rain any ideas. If they think hitting you will grant them a prize, they might seriously consider it.â
The doorbell chimes through the apartment, the first of what you anticipate being many. You barely make two steps towards the door before the kitchen slams open behind you.
âIâll get it!â Rain shouts excitedly, barrelling towards the front door, grabbing the pumpkin bucket filled with candy on their way. The moment Rain flings the front door open, there is a chorused âtrick or treatâ as a bunch of kids in an eclectic mix of costumes hold up their bags or their buckets for what they certainly hope is a treat rather than a trick.
Rain fists handfuls of candy into each container. You wince as the kids' faces light up at Rainâs generosityâalready anticipating the large influx of kids turning up at the door for such a generous donor. Hopefully, Simon has bought enough candy for the entirety of Albach Bay.
âGoodbye! Have a nice night!â Rain calls, enthusiastically waving at the kids as they move on, skip in their step, to the house next door. âWell, that was fun.â
Itâs sometimes too easy to take these holidays for granted when you live them your entire life, but itâs⌠kind of nice⌠seeing Rain so enthusiastic. Especially since the only aspect of the night Naera is enthusiastic about is the wine.
Simon re-enters the living room with a silver tray filled with nibbles in bowls more expensive than your rent. He weaves through furniture and decorations to the coffee table that Naera is still lounging on. Without a word, Simon knocks her feet down. Naera blanchesââexcuse me,â she groansâSimon ignores her, not even sparing her a glance, and balancing the tray on one arm, he uses his now freed hand to reach into his pocket to pull out a sanitary wipe. He wipes the surface where her feet had been, then sets the tray down.
âThere. This should hopefully satisfy Taj enough that she wonât feel the need toââ
The front door bursts open, and two familiar faces walk in. Taj, hood down, fluffy brown ears dancing with every sound, taking full advantage of the freedom the holiday brings. And another much larger figure, donned in a queen-sized bedsheet with two holes cut out the front for eyesâUmbra, somehow looking far less imposing than he ever has. Both of them walk in carrying bags filled with enough candy to feed ten children.
Simonâs eyes grow wide at the sight of it all. âPlease, donât tell meâhow, exactly, have you both managed to acquire this much in one evening? And does it have anything to do with why Umbra is wearing one of my bedsheets?â
âTaj saidââ
Taj slaps a hand over Umbraâs face, where you suspect his mouth is. âWe went trick-or-treating. So what? Donât you always complain that I donât integrate myself enough with the locals?â
Simon sighs. âAnd the âlocalsâ didnât have a problem with two adults knocking on their door?â
âWell⌠no,â Taj answers, in a lie as bold as brass.
âTaj.â
Umbra frees himself from Tajâs palm, tugging the sheet off his head. âItâs okay, Mr Selby,â he begins in the polite tone he usually adopts when talking with Simon, âbecause Taj was sure that every household was left a present in return.â
Simon blinks. âPresent?â
âYes! Taj brought along eggs so that everyone who said noââ
âQuiet, Icicle!â Taj barks, but itâs too late. The damage is done.
Simonâs stare turns thunderous. You almost shy away from it yourself. Luckily for Taj, Simon seems to think better of causing an upset on a night that is supposed to be fun. He takes a deep breath, holds it, then slowly breathes out.
âWeâll discuss this later,â he finally says, regaining much of his composure. âWe were waiting for you both to come back before starting the filmââ
âI wasnât waiting,â Naera interjects, âI was quite enjoying the peace and quiet.â
ââWe expect to get a few knocks on the door throughout the night. Rain has happily agreed to be on door duty.â
âYes! And if we run out of candy at any point, Taj has brought enough back for everyone.â
âTouch my sweets and die.â
Simon sighs. âThatâs the spirit, everyone. Settle into your seats.â
While everyone else finds a spot to settle in, gathering in front of Simonâs television, Umbra walks over to you, clutching a bag of sweets and chocolates that is far too large. "Here, I got these for you,â he whispers, holding the bag beneath your nose.
âOh, Umbra, I couldnâtââ
âPlease. Take them. I want you to have them,â he reiterates, eyes big and hopeful.
Smiling, you take the bag, and Umbraâs entire face lights up. âShall we share them? Theyâll be the perfect snack for the movie.â
Umbraâs skin seems to crack with the width of his smile.
You wave him over to the sofa and plonk yourself in the middle. Rain leaps onto the seat on your right, making the sofa bounce with their enthusiasm. Taj silently slides into an armchair away from the sofa, the one everyone knows is reserved for her. Before you can wave Umbra over to the seat directly on your left, Naera tucks herself in beside you.
âYou shouldnât have shuffled your feet, dead legs. Besides, I only got up for a refill. I was here first,â she says, waving her wineglass in front of his face.
You open your mouth to defend Umbraâs positionâthereâs no way Naera didnât hear you and Umbra discussing sharing the bag of sweetsâbut without complaint, Umbra slips between the sofa and the coffee table, sitting between your legs on the floor.
âUmbra, you donât need to⌠I can make Naera move if youââ
Umbra shakes his head. âI like it here.â
Sure. Itâs not like you arenât used to Umbraâs more eccentric quirks by now.
âRight. Is everyone ready?â Simon asks, crouched beside the TV set with the rented VHS in his hand.
Taj got the choice of VHS to rent this time, so it promises to be the goriest blend of blood and body horror she could find, with the excuse of âwell, itâs Halloweenâ. No doubt sheâs looking forward to watching us all squirm. Â
âOh, yes. Weâre all vibrating with excitement,â Naera drawls sarcastically, though you see her sit up a little straighter, a content smile on her lips.
Having already primed the television set, Simon kneels beside the VHS player, checks the tape, then slots it in. The film companyâs logo fills the screen, and Rain cheers. Satisfied that everything is in working order, Simon moves a dining chair from the table and sets it beside the couch, taking his seat.
The movie plays, and as suspected, itâs a bloody, gory flick, but far cheesier than you thought it would be. Itâs actually quite laughable. Taj spends the entire time tucking into her sweet stash, sniggering at Rain whenever they get scared. Rain watches with wide eyes, ducking beneath their shirt every time things get a little tense. Naera belittles every inaccurate detailâ âThis is ridiculous. That isnât how you pull a spine from someoneâs backâŚââfollowed quickly by Simon shushing her. You and Umbra often exchange sweets, although you notice that rather than eating any, you hand him some, then he pockets them, smiling all the while. You can only guess what he intends to do with them.
At some point during the night, all of you seem to forget about the movie. Taj, surrounded by half-scattered open wrappers, teasing Rain with fake Halloween traditions, smirking each time Rain insists they try another one of Tajâs wild suggestions. Naera, poking Umbra with her foot halfway through, each time sparking another squabble, which you quickly had to defuse so Simon wouldn't send them both packing from his house. Every time the doorbell rang, Rain would dash across the back of the furniture to answer it first, as if in a race against herself.
It's messy. Even attempting the most mundane of everyday activities together feels like a chore. But then, at the end of the night, when the lights have dimmed, the candles have burned away to nothing, and the VHS tape has long run silent, when you are all togetherâmost half asleep, dozing off in their seatsâit feels like family.
âWould you like me to drive you home?â Simon asks, voice whispery quiet so as not to wake the others.