#sim: robert

|| robert gray ||

my submission for @sulanie​‘s camp ewekapu gameplay! traits: loner and dog lover aspiration: friend of animals

robert is your typical wannabe edgy kid with internet access and a love of anthropomorphic characters; ask him about his fursona, you won’t. his parents sent him to camp ewekapu in hopes that he’ll make some “real” friends off the internet and to get him out of the house. goodluck.

take the beanie off, nah keep it on its cute as fuck

tells people he’s a werewolf

he’s not

glued to his phone [ruh roh!]

his nails are usually painted black but someone needs to teach him to use top coats please

he’s got greasy hair im so sorry

its robert the dirty fuck

Nimben Palace, After Easter Service

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Transcript below the cut

The Princes Age Up!

Earlier today, Nimben Palace shared the first official portraits of the King and Queen’s youngest two sons, Prince Robert and Prince Benjamin. 

The portraits were reportedly taken last week at Nimben Palace in the throne room. The princes were photographed in front of their parents thrones, with Prince Robert in front of the throne of his father and Prince Benjamin in front of his mother’s. 

Now that the Prince’s are ever closer to their majority, they are able to join their parents and siblings in overseas events and partake in charity visits, although they apparently wish to primarily focus on school rather than joining the royal workforce. 

Nimben Palace, 3pm

Richard: Where are they? What’s taking them so long? 

Elissa: Richard. There’s a snowstorm going on right now, practically a blizzard. Can you blame them for not wanting to traverse the roads right now? 

Richard: Excuses. Their drivers know that…

Elissa: That’s it is perfectly unsafe to drive on icy roads nearly 15 miles, especially with the heir to the throne in the car. 

Richard: Pssh. The roads aren’t that icy.

*Phone Chime*

Elissa: And that’ll be her. 

Ana: [Roads icy and visibility low. Won’t be able to make it.]

Richard: What did she say? 

Elissa: The road is icy and the drivers have low visibility. They aren’t coming.

Richard: Tell her… 

Elissa: To stay warm? Stay safe? This is our daughter and son-in-law, Richard. Can’t you… 

Robert: Mama, Papa! 

Ben: No fair! I wanted to tell! 

Richard: What? 

Robert: You know Ivan and Luka from school? 

Elissa: Kafer? 

Robert: Yeah! Well… 

Ben: They’re having a birthday party next weekend and they invited us. 

Robert: Can we go? Pleaseeeee? They invited Alice too, their brother Nath is in her class. 

Ben: Can we Mama? 

Elissa: When’s the party? I’ll check my schedule to make sure that I can take you. 

Robert: Right after the New Year. 

Ben: The 5th. 

Robert: At 1pm.

Elissa: Hmm. Well, I have an evening engagement that day, but I don’t think that should inhibit you from going. 

Ben: Yay! Thank you Mama. 

The King and Queen’s Twins Celebrate Birthday! 

To celebrate their 6th birthday today, Nimben Palace shared a photograph of King Richard and Queen Elissa’s youngest children, the Princes Robert and Benjamin. 

The young princes bare a striking resemblance to their mother, the Queen, as well as sharing many similarities with their grandfather, King Louis, when he was around the same age as the twins. 

Nimben Palace did not share much information about the twin’s future educational studies, only that they would be attending Saint Francis’s Preparatory Academy (a first for this generation of royals) and would not be present in the public eye while completing their schooling.