Am I the only one who finds this extremely funny
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Am I the only one who finds this extremely funny

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POV: you are some poor, random human shopkeeper trying to survive in late first-age Beleriand. An eight foot tall ef with a face that is 70% scar tissue and 30% murderous intent just walked in. He is followed by two small children. He comes up to your counter and asks you how much human children need to eat.
The small children are definitely not human.
i love that the movie ending of lotr for the uninitiated looks like such a beautiful, gentle metaphor for death… no, they’re actually sailing off to go get drunk for the rest of eternity with their kinslaying cousins. heaven isn’t a metaphor here and bilbo’s coming to party
This is the kinda shit I wanna see Ungoliant do
Various stages of Sauron in the silmarillion

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Here is me making up for the extreme twinkification of my last Curufin, this one looks 10% better. I also hate this Nelyo but cannot envision him nor grasp the concept of his looks, I can’t draw him. :(
After his Nargothrond era, Curvo can’t do much else other than forging (and decorating Himring because someone’s gotta do it and his brother is too busy war-lording around to find a wife smh).
"Upon Doriath evil days had fallen. Grief and silence had come upon all its people when Lúthien was lost. Long they had sought for her in vain. And it is told that in that time Daeron the minstrel of Thingol strayed from the land, and was seen no more. He it was that made music for the dance and song of Lúthien, before Beren came to Doriath; and he had loved her, and set all his thought of her in his music. He became the greatest of all the minstrels of the Elves east of the Sea, named even before Maglor son of Fëanor. But seeking for Lúthien in despair he wandered upon strange paths, and passing over the mountains he came into the East of Middle-earth, where for many ages he made lament beside dark waters for Lúthien, daughter of Thingol, most beautiful of all living things."
i just wanted to draw with pastel pencils on colored paper :Ñ€
Tolkien himself would weep at his desk at the thought that sometime in the future, his dreams and visions will have been fully realized and brought to light