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canon interaction

“Are we two main characters stuck in the middle of a forbidden romance?” “For the last time you cannot control the weather.” “*seductively* Ready to get... wet?” “I know we aren’t allowed to, but can you imagine if we hugged under the moonlight.” “So, ummm, long story short, but I think I strained my arm and bruised my tailbone after trying my hand at Yoga.” “No, don’t worry about me. You go ahead. It’s just my asthma acting up again, the dots in my vision will go away eventually. This happens sometimes.” “Those shades make you look like a shady government agent.” “*seductively* Oh my. Looks like my pipes need a good... Plunging.” “He’s an absolute bastard of a man and I love him!” “Is it just me, or does the sewer smell like cooked steak?” “I have no sympathy for this orphan.” “Oooh! Congrats! Umm...you wanna go on a celebratory walk? Maybe have a celebratory picnic?” “Do I want homemade bread? Yes. Am I desperate enough to actually stand up and bake myself some homemade bread? Absolutely not.” “Sorry I’m late! I took a three hour nap.” “Oof. He got boned...” “I’m not scared of passing through the alleyway. I pass there all the time. Besides, there are no murderers in this area. Crime doesn’t exist here. The only thing I probably have to worry about are snakes, but it’s fine.” “LOOK AT THE MOON! THAT IS DEFINITELY A WEREWOLF MOON!” “I don’t know what happened. I wanted to try taking a new route on my walk, but I kinda ended up getting lost and now I don’t exactly know where I am.” “Hey. Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey! Look at meeeee! Look, look, look!-- *blows kiss the other’s way*” “I’m sorry... Fragile!? I’m fragile? Me!?” “My aim is to get absolutely jacked so that if the apocalypse comes I can move the percentage of me surviving from five to a ten, maybe even a fifteen, if I’m lucky.” “Okay, but if we’re picking roles for the apocalypse I wanna be the scout, or that one member who makes shady backdoor deals with survivors from other groups in exchange for goods and favours... Or maybe I can be both.” “I just learned about brain architecture and neural circuits and their hierarchy. It’s so fascinating!” “So, I’ve been thinking about scream therapy a lot. We don’t have any good fields for it, though, sadly.” “I know I said I’d stop, but I have another Lord of The Rings tidbit to tell you. Pleeeaase!? This one is a good one!”

/Vlad/

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