#sikuna

dance of the war god, beheading of the snake

5/16/2025

So he is here from the start, even the Heian period; for as much as he changes, some things stay the same, him becoming the King of Curses and generally fucking around with the sorcerer clans; thing is, he's not as murder happy, so a lot more clans are around then in Canon; that a lot of those clans are part of Sukuna's tea cult is something no one should worry about, don't think about it too hard :) (why tea? Partly boredom/Sukuna being funny because of cult history involving tea a lot)

But here is the thing: Sukuna refuses to incarnate, he doesn't want any future finger munchers or be apart of Kenny's craziness; he goes really far to fucking ensure he does not tramatize sunshine child; heck, for all he knows, yuji might not even be born, tho something tells him otherwise.

So imagine his fucking furious surprise that he does fucking incarnate in Yuji, easily killing the damn curse in front of him at the... camp ground??

Huh..

Turns out that to get the student council off their backs (and Yuji trying to get his mind off the death of his grandfather) the club decided to actually do more activities besides games and the occasional vist to creepy places to take pictures, deciding to do actual investigations that they print in the school's newsletter. They've also got a YouTube channel, but it's not much besides a place they just read out a voice over of scary stories and creepypasta over a suitably creepy background, with occasional theories about this or that haunted areas/ghosts. (Sasaki and Iguchi's parents don't really want their children's names online or any other info.)

So hence they, over the weekend, visit what was supposed to be a haunted campground, where items have disappeared, with rumors of the occasional person if you go alone.

It is also the location of one of Sukuna's fingers, (to which our Sikuna curses out, because he is pretty damn sure he asked for his body to be fucking ashes!! Has a binding vow for it and everything!!!)

Turns out his finger was sealed in the area, but a minor curse had been picking at it to open. See, despite all our Sukuna had done, Kenjaku did still get up to his shit, tho in this was as just a way to experiment with cursed items and making them, so thus the man got his own hands on at least ten of Sukuna's fingers. They were considered partly a failure as they basically just act like cursed energy batteries, not even drawing in curses besides those that are really sensitive to them. Considered like grade 3, maybe 2 at best by most just because they're somehow indestructible. (Considered holy items tho by his cult, which is still kicking and giving the elders headaches.) And Yuji... well, he was more of a thought experiment than anything for Kenjaku, a way to experiment with vessels and such, because there were others who did agree to his crazy plan: tho Yuji is considered a failure because despite everything and the finger that Kenny put in him, he can't see curses or use cursed energy, like he has some heavenly restrictions.

So yeah; pretty much just a series of errors as to why Sukuna is here; incarnation happened completely by accident, no one even thought it would happen so no plans for it. Not that Sukuna knows that, so he's still planning to somehow rip Kenny a new one.

All this leading up to Sukuna taking care of 3 dumb teens, using reverse cursed techniques to fix them up as he scolds them like the angriest divorced parent. Yuji doesn't even say anything, because not only is the Ghost(?) That possessed him healing his senpai, they are making good points to. Sasaki and Iguchi are also listening, chastised as they bow there heads.

Sukuna then says fuck it and uses the rest of the weekend (Oh look, it's a three day one that just begun) to turn it into a Jujutsu for dummies boot camp, because despite them not having CE, that does not mean they are defenseless.

("Never doubt the human spirt and it's will to fuck shit up" Sukuna says, teaching the kids beginners witchcraft basically. They're gonna need it if they want to have a normal day at school and continue there club.)

To the kids credit and SIkuna's teaching skills, they're pretty much ready for anything, only a few hiccups here and there that's pretty easily dealt with in a few weeks to a month...

And then the kids get it into their heads to start recording their investigations; Sukuna doesn't really mind, but he does say that if they're doing this, they will have to wear masks to hide their identities. As time goes on, I wanna say Junpei also joins the group, and let's have Yuko too. They both add their own crazy/ down to earth ness, after both being dragged in to the crazy in different ways due to being saved from curses. And despite there being less fingers (Sukuna can feel his power and the difference; he can tell there are only ten fingers... which him and the kids somehow keep fucking finding, and Yuji eating them because he can feel how they fix Sukuna up, as while his soul is somehow whole, his mind and power are not: Yuji wants to help the other out.)

Also, code names will be required.

Sasaki- boss/president/captain

Iguchi- 411/rumor/gossip

Yuji - sunshine/gorilla/brat

Junpei- movie buff/earthworm/jumpscare

Yuko- snow/sweetie/dreamer

Sukuna- Old man/ghosty/asshole

All this to say, it's this world's buzzfeed unsolved with a gimmick of one of the members being possessed and they can see shit (at least that's what it seems like to the audience.)

It's also fucking hilarious.

("Yo demons, it's me, ya boi." (Yuji) says.

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"I've connected the dots!" (Sasaki) exclaims happily.

"You didn't connect shit." (SIkuna) practically growls.

"I've connected them!"

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"I've lived my life by one adage, and that's don't fuck with demons!" (Iguchi) gasps.

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(Junpei): You can feel the history coming from the walls in here.

(Sasaki): Yeah, isn't that wonderful?

(Yuko): Not when the history fights back!

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"Why do you (Sukuna) always have to insult the ghost of the place we're at?" (Yuji), after having to run like crazy.

- just, all the crazy hijinks :3 )

And to add to the sweetener, no one takes them seriously... until maybe a teacher and their students stumbles upon them :3

Also so odd thoughts that hit that makes me laugh:

All the characters are there, but things are just off enough that it fucks with Sukuna, making him question fate and all. Also, his tea cult makes him laugh, seeing it still going, even if he doesn't realize they still worship him.

Also, gonna play with some worldbuilding; regular people aren't as defenseless as the Sorcerer's would lead you to believe; there are purification rituals that do work, there are ways to defend yourself, and there are ways to see the unseen; it just takes time finding the right rituals that do work... also doesn't help people being people, obscuring important information so that hey, just rely on the Sorcerer's for your every need and all your money and influence... which bites them all in the butt's in the future...

Luckily Sukuna knows a lot :3

(Yuji): come on, just tell people your interests, they'll love you, you're sure to make tons of friends

(Sukuna): nobody wants to hear about the psychological effects of cannibalism.

- cut to a video a week later

(Sukuna):... let's talk about the psychological effects of cannibalism. (He'll also probably make a mention of how during the Heian period, if you ate any meat, congratulations, you ate your ancestors, so now you're a cannibal.)

Sukuna does alot of voice overs for the stories and such because people really like his voice. He also does mukbang because it started from a joke; he keeps threatening the kids he won't do shit, they got themselves in this mess, they can get themselves out (he was gonna help, but he wanted to make sure they learn their lesson) when Iguchi desperately said they would buy him dinner, to which Yuji says yeah, they'll get him steak... Sukuna helped and that is what started the 'steak fund' they get from their videos after club expenses were taken care of. Viewers wanted to make sure the Old man got his steak, which had been delayed hilariously enough, so for a video vlog was done to finally show he got his food, which became a hit.

Sukuna and yuji have sung anime openings and damn are they good; they do charity streams and one of the milestones is them doing song requests.

The gang outside a family restaurant as they vlog, Yuji stopping with a frown; hey, the old man says the vibes are rancid in this place.

Yuko: really?

Yuji: well, not in those words, but he says we should probably go elsewhere-

*restaurant blows up, giving the gang surprise Pikachu faces*

Sukuna for his part is making sure his kids won't gain Kenjaku's attention, because he can feel that man's energy in their; luckily the brain easily ignored their group, not even paying them any mind....

And that's it, hope you enjoyed these brain worms.

The six eyes highkey embrace the confinement route while sikuna lowkey terrified and highkey hide from them

The only thing saving sikuna from capture is the fact that their powers are equals, with the sugawara only trying to capture pick sikuna up from his solo adventure while sikuna trying his hardest to run with minimal collateral from their surrounding

And now, when he wakes up from his rest forced resurrection and face to face with the abomination sugawara again, is it any wonder that his first reaction is to bolt far away from the creepy guy?

(Where Gojo Satoru is more than his ancestor but still an exact copy in all the ways that matters; and sikuna having the No Good Very Bad Horrible Time in this modern era as he's having Trauma Flashback every time the six eyes glance at Yuji(him) and running on fumes and adrenaline)

"You're kidding. Someone's actually challenging TEN Sukunas at once?! HAHA–" -Maibu (the Mahito in the piece :]) probably

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