#side character

"well, i wasn't exactly expecting that they'd come looking for me"

"ha! they're gay. you owe me $10"

"i see the light!" - "we're in a studio..."

"quantum physics is quite a- KITTY!"

"how dare you call me a dingus, you filthy peasant! i'm going to get my royal dog to chomp on your beloved tows tonight"

"they with they were as handsome/beautiful as i am"

"who even cares about any of this?" - "shut up, this is really important to person c" - "well, why should i give a damn about what's important to person c? and why do i have to wear a black tie?" - "we're at his/her parents' funeral" - "oh..."

"you don't love me anymore!" - "i was in the bathroom for two minutes"

"is it illegal to feed a burger to a dolphin? asking for a friend"

"well, i didn't exactly ask to be abducted"

"i'm not saying you're wrong, i'm just saying that i'm right-er"

"if any of you touch my yoghurt one more time, i will officially declare the third world war"

"you cannot outrun a goose" - "and how would you know?" - "experience..."

"are you seriously eating a pizza in the middle of a hostage situation?"

"i didn't mean to drop my ice cream on their head!"

"put. the. turkey. down."

"look, i can explain the penguin, but you're not going to like the first half of the sentence"

"your plan has more holes than my lucky socks"

"where is all the milk?" - "(name) used it to bathe our goldfish" - "they did what now?"

"please stop teaching the alexa to call me 'captain chaos'"

"technically, i didn't lose your car. i'm just not aware of its current coordinates"

"stop being seductive!" - "i'm holding a sandwich..."

"i'm fairly certain that goat is judging my outfit"

Cathedral caretaker kinda slaps

(idk why he looks like evil BOI here but that's my art curse I suppose)

A/N: I really loved writing this! Sukuna is cute!! (He is my fav)

Satoru Gojo

•Gojo would love it. He’s naturally touchy and playful, so if you are super affectionate, he’d eat it up—but also use it to tease them endlessly.

•“Aww, babe, you need me that much? I didn’t know you were so obsessed~” He’d grin like an idiot but secretly be obsessed with it.

•He’d try to out-affection you, throwing you over his shoulder, hugging you from behind, or draping himself over you dramatically.

•In public, he’d flaunt it—wrapping an arm around you, kissing your forehead, and flexing that he has the best partner ever.

•In private, he’d get super soft, melting into your touch and pulling you impossibly closer.

•The only time he’d playfully push you away is if he’s trying to focus (which is very rare).

•“Babe, I need to breathe—oh wait, never mind, suffocate me.”

•If you bury your face in his chest or play with his hair, it’s game over. He’d shut up and just let you do whatever you want.

Suguru Geto

•Geto would act cool about it, but inside, he’d be melting.

•If you are super affectionate, he’d initially respond with a soft chuckle or a fake sigh. “You’re so clingy…” But he’d never actually pull away.

•The more you cling to him, the more he gets used to it.

•If you don't smother him with love one day, he might subtly nudge you. “What, no hug today?”

•He can handle hand-holding and casual touches, but if you suddenly kiss his cheek or hug him tight without warning? His ears turn red, and he gets flustered for a second.

•When it’s just the two of them, he lets down his guard completely.

•If you snuggle up to him, he’d rest his chin on your head and close his eyes, enjoying the warmth.“You really can’t survive without touching me, huh?”

•But he’s already wrapping an arm around you because, honestly? He can’t survive without you either.

•Geto would act all composed, but deep down, he’d be completely whipped for your affections.

Nanami Kento

•If you cling to him in public, he’d sigh and adjust his tie. “Must you be this affectionate here?” But he wouldn’t actually stop you.

•The moment they’re alone, it’s a different story. If you hug him after a long day, he’d let out a deep breath, wrap his arms around you, and just hold on.

•He’s not super showy, but he’d squeeze your hand, brush your hair back, or press a kiss to your temple—small gestures that mean everything.

•If you pout for affection, he’d sigh dramatically but ultimately give in. “You’re impossible,” he’d mutter while pulling you into a hug.

•If you try to cuddle him while he’s reading, he’ll say, “You’re distracting me.” But his arm is already around you, holding you0 close.

•Nanami may seem reserved, but your affections would be his weakness.

•He’d never admit it outright, but he thrives on your love.

Itadori Yuji

•The second you hug him, he’s lifting you off the ground, spinning you around, or squeezing you tight. “You’re the best!!”

•Physical touch is literally his love language. Hand-holding? Absolutely. Cuddling? Non-negotiable. Random forehead kisses? He’s giving you and receiving you.

•He doesn’t care if it’s in public or private—he’ll show affection anytime, anywhere. “Why would I be shy? You’re my favorite person!”

•If you randomly kiss his cheek or hug him from behind, he grins like an idiot and gets even clingier.

•If are busy and not giving him attention, he pouts dramatically. “You don’t love me anymore…”—but he’s joking (mostly).

•He’d be down to lay around for hours, just holding you and talking about random stuff.

•Itadori wouldn’t just tolerate your affections—he’d match their energy and make sure they never feel like they’re too much.

Sukuna Ryomen

•Sukuna would hate it… or at least, that’s what he’d pretend.

•If you cling to him, he’d click his tongue and sneer. “Tch, get off me, you needy little thing.” But he wouldn’t actually push you away.

•But if you stop being affectionate, he might side eye you like, Where the hell is my attention?

•If you refuse to let go, he’d let out a deep, mocking laugh. “You’re that desperate for me? Fine, do as you wish.” And then he just lets you cuddle him.

•If anyone else tried to get that close to him? Absolutely not. But if it’s you, it’s different. He might grumble, but deep down, he enjoys it.

•If you play with his hair or trace patterns on his chest, his muscles relax just a little.

•He’d never admit it, but he might let out a low hum of approval.

•He hates being asked for affection, but when he decides he wants it.

•He’ll grab you by the waist, pull you close, and smirk. “You wanted my attention, didn’t you? Then take it.”

•Sukuna would act like he doesn’t care, but deep down, your affections would be his favorite indulgence.

Megumi Fushiguro

•Megumi would be a bit shy but will ultimately appreciate your affections

•If you are overly affectionate, he might blush or try to act nonchalant, muttering, “Why are you being like this?” but he wouldn’t pull away.

•He may not be super expressive, but he’d reciprocate in subtle ways—like resting his hand on your back or giving you a quick hug when no one’s watching.

•If you are feeling down, he’d instinctively wrap an arm around you or pull you close, showing that he cares even if he doesn’t say much.

•The more you show affection, the more he gets used to it.

•If you hold his hand or lean against him, he’d slowly relax and lean into it.

•When it’s just the two of them, he’d be more open to cuddling or sitting close together.

•He might even let out a small smile, enjoying the moment.

•If you tease him about being shy or not showing enough affection, he’d roll his eyes but secretly love the attention. “I’m not shy, you’re just… overbearing.”

•Megumi may be reserved, but he would cherish the affections from you, finding comfort in your presence and gradually warming up to your love.

Choso Kamo

•Choso would be quite receptive to affection, though he might be a bit shy about it at first.

•If you are affectionate, he might initially be surprised and respond with a bashful smile. “Uh, you really like this, huh?” He’d be flustered but secretly thrilled.

•The more you show your love, the more he relaxes.

•He’d start to lean into your hugs or hold your hand, getting comfortable with your affection.

•Choso would thrive on quiet, intimate moments, like cuddling while watching movies or lying under the stars together.

•He’d find comfort in those shared experiences.

•Once he feels secure, he’d give back affection in his own way—gentle touches, sweet whispers, or little gifts to show he cares.

•If you feel overwhelmed or sad, he’d instinctively wrap his arms around you and pull you close, offering a safe space. “I’m here, you’re not alone.”

•If you tease him about being shy or too serious, he’d blush and try to play it off. “I’m not shy; I just—uh, prefer to be serious sometimes.”

Inumaki Toge

•Inumaki would have a unique way of responding to affection, considering his reserved nature and communication style.

•If you are affectionate, he might blush and look away, stuttering slightly. “Tuna… (You’re so cute…)

•He’d feel shy but secretly love the attention.

•Since he communicates with rice ball ingredients, he might express his feelings through small gestures like holding your hand, a gentle touch on the shoulder, or a warm smile.

•In quieter moments, he’d be more comfortable leaning against you or cuddling, using those soft touches to communicate his feelings without words.

•He might surprise you by gifting you something meaningful or writing sweet notes in his unique style to express how much you mean to him.

•If you tease him about being shy or too reserved, he’d respond with a playful glare and a pout, followed by a soft smile. “Salmon… (Stop it, you’re making me flustered...)

•If you feel down or anxious, he’d immediately pull you close, creating a safe space with his calming presence, even if he doesn’t say much.

Junpei Yoshino

•Junpei would be a mix of awkwardness and genuine warmth when it comes to affection because you know... 😓

•Initially, he might be taken aback by your affection, but a wide smile would quickly break across his face. "You like me that much?”

•His excitement would be clear, even if he’s shy about it.

•He might fumble with his words or blush when you show affection, stammering a bit. “Uh, um, thanks… that’s cool.”

•But he’d also be visibly pleased, trying to play it cool despite his nerves.

•Once he gets comfortable, he’d start to show affection in return—like holding hands, giving shy hugs, or leaning into your touch.

•He might even initiate cuddling when he feels safe.

•He’d probably surprise you with little gifts or thoughtful notes to show he cares. “I saw this and thought of you,” he’d say, handing you something small but meaningful.

•If you are feeling down, he’d be attentive, ready to listen and provide comfort. “I’m here for you, okay? You don’t have to go through this alone.”

•Junpei would be a sweet and endearing partner, learning to navigate his feelings while showering you with warmth and kindness, making their bond uniquely special.

Todo Aoi

•Todo would be incredibly enthusiastic and bold when it comes to affection.

•If you are affectionate, Todo would likely respond with exaggerated enthusiasm. “Whoa! You’re so affectionate! I love it!”

•He’d probably lift you up in excitement or give you a dramatic hug.

•Todo wouldn’t just accept affection; he’d give it back tenfold.

•He’d be all about big gestures—surprising you with spontaneous hugs, playful wrestling, or lifting you up just to show how much he cares.

•He might tease you about being too clingy, but it would be light-hearted. “Are you trying to turn me into a softie? Because it’s working!” He’d say it with a big grin, showing he enjoys your affection.

•Todo wouldn’t shy away from showing affection in public.

•He’d proudly hold your hand, throw an arm around your shoulder, or give you a peck on the cheek, not caring what others think.

•Beneath his boisterous exterior, he’d have moments of sincerity.

•When alone, he’d pull you close and speak genuinely about how much you mean to him. “You’re awesome, you know that?”

•If you ever feel down, Todo would switch to serious mode, giving you his full attention. “Hey, don’t worry! I’ve got your back, no matter what.”

•His protective nature would shine through, making you feel safe.