#siblingvibemyass

If I had a Galleon for every time someone told me to “read the books,” I’d own all of Gringotts by now.

Every time I criticize Ginny or Ron, the same comments and asks roll in like clockwork: “You didn’t read the books!” or “You’re just a biased Harmony shipper!” Okay. Sit down. Let’s talk.

1. I did read the books. As a kid. As a teenager. As an adult. In translation. In English. Multiple times. The older I got, the worse Hinny and Romione looked. Red flags everywhere. What once felt “cute” at 12 looks toxic and shallow when you reread it at 25.

2. “Read the books” isn’t an argument. We did read them. That’s why Harmony makes sense. The story itself gives Harry and Hermione all the emotional groundwork. Meanwhile, canon defenders keep throwing “sibling vibe” around like it means something. Sorry, but I laugh every time I see it. Nobody can actually define what “sibling vibe” is or how it’s supposedly worse than Hinny’s “chest monster puberty spark” or Romione’s endless shouting matches. That’s not evidence. That’s just cope.

3. Canon ≠ gospel. Some fans act like disagreeing with Rowling is literal blasphemy. As if the epilogue was handed down on stone tablets. Newsflash: being a grown reader means you can read critically, not just worship canon because it’s canon. If your entire defense is “but it’s written that way”… I have bad news for you. That’s five-year-old logic.

And here’s the kicker: Harry and Hermione didn’t owe their lives to Ron or Ginny’s crushes. Ginny liked Harry? Ron liked Hermione? Cool. That’s their problem. Not Harry’s. Not Hermione’s. And if the Weasleys only “accept” you as long as you marry into their family plan, then guess what? That’s not real acceptance. That’s a conditional friendship contract. Hard pass.

4. Stop blaming the movies. I hate the book versions of Hinny and Romione more than the movie ones. Yeah, you heard me. Canon defenders love to bring up the few nice moments but completely ignore the toxic ones. “Remember when Ron defended Hermione from Snape?” Sure. But do you also remember when he accused her of betraying Harry? Or when he pushed the boycott long after Harry tried to make peace? Or when he sulked through the Horcrux hunt, comparing Hermione to his mother? Funny how that gets memory-holed.

And Ginny? People love to gush about two kisses while ignoring the clingy valentines, the mean-spirited mocking, the “dating one guy while pining for another” phase, and her complete absence when Harry actually suffered. Hermione stood by Harry when the whole world turned against him. Ginny was… somewhere else. But hey, “chest monster” = true love, right?

5. Spoiler: there’s no love here. Ginny’s obsession with Harry was built on him being The Boy Who Lived. Wanting someone because they’re famous ≠ love. And Ron? Insulting, abandoning, and belittling your partner isn’t romance, it’s toxicity with extra steps. One dramatic rescue doesn’t erase years of being awful.

6. Meanwhile, Harmony. Harry literally stares at Hermione in awe. He panics when she’s hurt. He feels her pain. He only breathes easy when she’s safe. She spends her time and energy preparing him for battles he didn’t even know were coming. They even use each other’s wands — which, according to the lore, shouldn’t even work. That’s not filler. That’s text.