#sibling rivalries

Look at this man's evil little eyebrow lift when asked about hitting his twin in the face with a hockey stick. Lmaoooo

Get OUT of my FACE! MOM!

I did my best to keep the family together, but the more I tried, the more painful it became.  I’m not the one to accept any outcome as a result of one’s fate, but maybe this is one of them.  All I know is that I really tried, but now, all I could do is, forget that our past as a brother and sister ever existed.  

I was discussing a story idea for a creative writing class about when he helped me break my elbow when I was 10 and he was 5. "Remember, we were playing king of the hill with a kiddie slide and you got mad, 'cause you were losing and kicked it over. I fell and ended up in a cast for 6 weeks." "I don't remember it like that. I just think you're unstable on your feet and fell off." "I don't think you want to admit that you broke my arm." "Well that may be, but I seriously think it just happened because you're clumsy." Is he for real?

The Simpsons