Snow white and seven six dwarfs. And here we have prince charming.

Artist: CfC_9487 on Twitter

Shu: I don't need any torch, lamp or candle as long as you are the Luminous of my life. Yui, the only reason my life was worth living was because of you. A light was found in my dark heart to live.

Reiji: My beloved Yui, I have found the flame of the buried love I have always been searching for in your pure and loving heart. I will never let it go.

Ayato: I've never been looking for love in my life. But this light of love was so beautiful that I could never let it go. I have all this because of you, Yui. So I'll never let you go.

Kanato: This light I'm looking at is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life. And it becomes brighter and more powerful every time I get closer to you. Yui-san, please help this light shine forever.

Laito: Who would have thought that a vampire like me could ever reach the light and enlightenment. Maybe this miracle is because of you, my beautiful love. My dear Yui, I will forever hold this light in my heart so that I will not lose this beautiful feeling.

Subaru: The only reason a monster like me can achieve this love and light is because of you, Yui. I have brought you nothing but pain, but you have given me this beautiful light. Now that I have achieved this, I don't want to lose it.

Ruki: A devil can never reach the light unless an angel gives it to him. But I think you didn't give it to me, Yui. I stole it from you. I stole the light from an angel's heart that made me see life more beautifully. I won't lose my dear angel.

Kou: I always thought the most beautiful and brightest thing in the world was the blue sky. But when I looked into your heart, I saw a bigger sky that gave me love like a beautiful light. Thank you, Yui, for this gift. I love you.

Yuma: I've seen the darkest places in the world and I know how scary it is to be alone in the dark. But when I saw that beautiful light in your heart, I was no longer afraid of the dark. Yui, thank you for coming into my life. You've made me braver and stronger than ever.

Azusa: My dear and beautiful Eve, I always see in your face a light that is a gift from the goddesses. You are more deserving of this beauty and love than anyone in this world. My dear Yui, you are the only one who gave me hope for life and the future. I love you more than anyone and everything.

Carla: I always saw strength in my strong body and superior blood. But when I looked into your luminous heart, I realized that I am the weakest being in the world compared to you, and that no one in this world is as strong as you. Yui, you are the most worthy queen in all of Makai.

Shin: When I first saw you, in my vision you were a rabbit who was hunted by a scary wolf like me. But now I understand that it was me who was captured by your bright heart. Yui, I don't know if this feeling makes me weak or not, but as long as I'm with you, I don't care. Because I love this feeling.

Kino: I will never forget how much I loved the stars because they were bright and shining. But since you came into my life, I have found something even more precious and shining than the stars. My dear princess Yui, I am grateful to you for this gift of light.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Diabolik Lovers, Diabolik Lovers (Visual Novels) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Komori Yui/Sakamaki Shuu Characters: Komori Yui, Sakamaki Shuu Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Domestic Fluff, Homework, Chemistry, Teasing, Early Mornings, Forehead Kisses, First Kiss, shuyui, Sakamaki Shuu-centric, Komori Yui-centric Summary:

We all know how girls love their plush diaboys. Now imagine diaboys with their plush Yui. 🥺💘.

Art by jo_chanP on Twitter

Is it wrong to call it my guilty pleasure, mostly the anime; the game is 😱😨😨😨😳🫢🫢

So naturally here's a rating of the boys; DISCLAIMER---- I KNOW they are terrible and would never be hot irl but this is fiction and we love mentally ill mfs in this house. I do not condone violence and assault. And I don't think this is a good representation of bdsm community. It is a work of fiction that should be taken as such.

1. Shu Sakamaki: babygirl

10/10

When I first saw him, he was already my fav. Lowkey the best choice despite his actions, he's the least likely to harm you, cuz he will just ignore you. And man is PRETTY. He looks like a prince okay? If he calls me a perv and a slut, I will just accept it cuz I am FOR HIM. (I am just gone, bye bye my long lost sanity). He was okay in HDB, but in Dark Fate, with the cat, I am sorry, I can't take it 💓💓💓💓. Shu takes first place mostly cuz this is an Otome game and I find him the most attractive, but this also might be cuz he is more laid back and older, which makes me feel more interested in him. His backstory makes sense of why he is so distant, if my brother killed my best friend and HIS ENTIRE VILLAGE I would stop giving a fuck too. Also while we are at it, Fuck Reji, Shu did nothing wrong 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬. If he is a red flag, I am colorblind.

2. Subaru Sakamaki: baby tsundere

9/10

I have a history with loving tsunderes the most, so naturally his whole "....I lik---fuck off" made me giggling and kicking my feet. But not for long, his violent behaviour actually fucking scared me (all of their behaviour ofc) but the fact he is a walking rage ball doesn't help his case. BUT he is definitely the least perverted out of all of them (Shu isn't, he is on level with Laito when it comes to it). He blushes from the start of the game, he warns you multiple times not to get close and leave. And when he says "I love you" I believe it okay. Cuz I think he does truly love Yui. He doesn't make fun of her looks, he likes hugging her and while violent at the start, by Dark Fate, he is just a big old softie. I don't think any of the Sakamaki's love Yui as much as he does. I just want to give him a hug okay? I feel so bad for him at times. Fucking Karlheinz, fuck him. When he kissed Yui while she was sleeping ahhhh, he also apologize to her, asked for consent, as well as felt embarrassed when he saw her in a bath. Him and Yui also bicker like an old married couple and she doesn't hold back when it comes to him. I dock points at his wall breaking 😭😭😭 and the fact he feels a bit too young for me now (I don't like younger guys sorry).

3. Ayato Sakamaki: dumb jock energy

7/10

I didn't like him at first, his whole "yours truly" drove me insane but he kinda grew on me. Mostly cuz of the fanarts and stuff. I didn't think I'd give him this much credit but I had to. He's the main guy after all. With marrying Yui in all good endings and just generally being the one who wants to claim her the most (all of them do but I think ayato especially hates seeing her with anyone). He gives off massive jock energy, and his "pancake" made me mad at first but that became funny (I should not be laughing at the scene where Yui was reading his magazines but I did 😭😭😭). Now he is SUPER aggressive with Yui, my girl never deserved any of this, at times he really gets on my nerves cuz he is so contradictory. Like if you want her just say it, throwing her in the pool and then rescuing her??? Bitch, you are stupid. But his whole stupid behaviour feels charming to me, I love dumb guys they are funny as hell unintentionally. Cordelia can rot in hell, that's all. To me, the best looking and the best choice out of the triplets. I understand why him and Yui are the best Dialovers ship cuz I get the memo.

4. Laito Sakamaki: hear me out---call cops

4/10

Dumbass fedora wearing little----

I thought he would be lower in the list when I first saw him. But...he's kinda funny to me. Idc but his whole "bitch-chan" made me laugh so much. Maybe I was just looking for the bare minimum to like any of these guys, cuz I think Laito doesn't suck as much as I expected. Would I run from him? Yeah. Everything he does is overtly perverted and sexual. But there is a reason behind all this. Cordelia really DID HIM BAD. She fucking groomed him, I understand why he went all crazy in the head. HIS MOTHER...IM SORRY I CAN'T TAKE IT. While I don't like his route and in terms of the romance aspect I don't want him. But he gives SO many funny moments and is just such a goldmine in memes that I can't help but like him. Also being a thigh guy, huge respect. I definitely don't hate him, unexpectedly, he can become one of my "hear me out---". If he didn't fucking assualt Yui so many times, I might have put him above Ayato.

5. Kanato Sakamaki: Demon child

2/10

He looks mentally ill. He actually looks like a malnourished victorian boy. He looks possessed. And I DON'T LIKE HIM.

My feelings towards Kanato are so complicated. Like I do find him funny at times but he usually makes me roll my eyes. In terms of the romance aspect, just no, no, NO. Even my 14 year old self wouldn't like him, he looks like a CHILD. There's nothing attractive in him, the other boys have something, Kanato is just a demon child. And his teddy, I want to burn that teddy just cuz it makes Kanato even more annoying when he's talking to it. Did you not take your pills Kanato? Why are you the way you are. Ofc it's all his deadbeat dad and especially his bitch of a mother's fault. She had affairs in front of this little boy, no wonder he is so ill. He's definitely the most unhinged of the brothers, even they find him scary at times. He would just kill you for funsies. He would. I don't hate him but I don't like him either.

6. Reiji Sakamaki: Bleh Bleh Bleh

1/10

I am sorry I can't take this man seriously. Everything he says and does makes me go "ughhhhhhh" so bad. When he got mad at Shu for leaving their weekly dinners, aura point loss, loser behaviour. The only reason I gave him 1 point is cuz he's hot...sometimes. I generally love glasses guys but no Reiji just gets on nerves each time he opens his fucking mouth and says smtg on the lines of "um....akschully 🤓"

Fuck you. Fuck Reiji. His entire backstory is just being jealous of Shu. And then he spends his entire life trying to get on Shu's nerves and the fact Shu doesn't give a fuck drives Reiji even more. When he killed his mother and wanted to revive her just to kill her in a satisfying manner...bro... 😭. His relationship with Yui sucks, his little tea parties suck, he just sucks. I know Reiji has his fans, but I am a hater. With Kanato I don't like him romantically but with Reiji I don't like him at all. And when he spanks Yui and is like "don't drink her blood assholes" and then does the SAME thing. He actually made me mad. I was ready for whatever came my way when I got into this but Reiji is so annoying that I would take fucking Latio over him. All of this rage just cuz his mom didn't listen to his poem or whatever. I am sorry you are parentless Reiji, I just cannot care less about you 🍵.

And....

I love you Yui. Such an adorable girl. I feel so bad for her the entire time. She deserves so much.

Top 3 ships ranking:

1. Ayato x Yui

2. Subaru x Yui

3. Shu x Yui