Sports for Straight Men
based on an idea by @avionn0
The snow had stopped falling hours ago, leaving the Colorado backcountry quiet except for the occasional creak of settling powder and the distant rumble of a passing avalanche-control charge. Gus Kenworthy, thirty-four and back in the game after a retirement that never quite stuck, had driven out alone past Telluride's last lift line. He needed the solitudeāaway from the Olympic Village buzz in Milan prep, away from the endless interviews about his comeback for Team GB, away from the weight of being the openly gay face of freeskiing one more time.
He parked the rental Jeep at the trailhead, shouldered his skis, and skinned up through the trees. The air was sharp, pine-scented, perfect. At the top of the unnamed bowl he paused, breathing hard, watching his breath plume. The halfpipe final qualifier was tomorrow; tonight was just for him. He dropped in, carving smooth arcs, letting muscle memory take over.
Halfway down he spotted the odd glint near a fallen logāsomething metallic half-buried in the snow. Curiosity pulled him over. He kicked the powder aside with a ski tip.
A small, unmarked glass vial lay there, no bigger than a shot glass, capped with a black rubber stopper. Purple liquid inside caught the last alpenglow, shimmering like it had its own light. No label. No note. Just the vial, pristine amid the wilderness.
Gus crouched, gloved fingers brushing snow off it. Probably some hiker's lost energy gel or weird supplementāpeople dropped all kinds of shit up here. He popped the cap out of idle curiosity, gave it a sniff. Sweet, chemical, almost floral. Not appetizing. He was about to toss it when a sudden gust knocked the vial from his hand. It hit a rock, cracked, and the entire contents splashed across the front of his jacket and soaked through to skin in seconds.
"Fuck," he muttered, wiping at it. The liquid felt warm, tingling, not burningāmore like menthol rub gone wrong. He stripped off the jacket fast, peeled up his base layer. Purple streaks already fading on his chest, but the tingling spread, racing under his skin like electricity following nerves.
Then the world tilted.
Not dizziness. Not vertigo. The trees stretched upward impossibly fast, trunks thickening into redwood columns. His skis, still attached, grew enormous beneath him until the bindings looked like steel girders. His poles clattered away, now longer than telephone poles. The snow rose to meet him like a white tidal wave.
Gus staggered, trying to kick out of the bindings, but his legs shrank faster than he could move. Muscle melted away in smooth, painless waves; bones compacted with soft pops he felt more than heard. His jacket sleeves swallowed his arms; pants pooled around ankles that were shrinking inward. He fell forward onto hands that were rapidly becoming child-sized, then doll-sized, thenā
He landed face-first in powder that now felt like dunes. The vial lay shattered beside him, a glittering ruin the size of a car windshield. His clothesāonce fitted to a 5'10", 165-pound athleteālay in a collapsed heap around him like discarded tents. He crawled free, naked, shivering, no taller than six inches.
The forest was alien now. Pine needles towered like spears. A single snowflake drifting down looked like a dinner plate. His heartbeat thundered in tiny ears. He screamedāhis voice high, thin, almost comical in its smallnessābut the sound barely carried.
Footsteps approached. Heavy. Deliberate. Boots crunching snow the size of craters.
A shadow fell over him. Gus looked up, craning his neck, and saw the man from the bar two nights earlierāDale Rayburn, mid-forties, beer gut straining a faded Trump 2024 tank top, Confederate-flag bandana tied around a greasy mullet. He was the one who'd bought Gus a beer, asked too many questions about "all that gay shit in sports these days," then vanished when Gus politely excused himself.
Dale leered down at him, every bit the predator to Gus' prey. In one gloved hand he held a small wire cage, hamster-sized, door already open. "Look at that," Dale rumbled, voice booming like thunder. "Perfect fit."
Gus tried to run, bare feet sinking in snow, but massive fingers pinched his waistāgentle enough not to crush, firm enough to lift him helpless into the air. He kicked, twisted, but it was useless. Dale's breath washed over him, hot and sour with cheap beer.
"Been waitin' for this," Dale said, lowering Gus toward the cage. "You and your rainbow flags. Gonna fix that. Gonna fix everything." The cage door clanged shut. Gus landed on cedar shavings, scrambling to his feet as the latch clicked. Dale hefted the cage like it weighed nothing, turning toward the trail where his truck idled.
Gus pressed against the bars, staring up at the giant face of the man who now held his entire world between thumb and forefinger. The last thing he saw before the cage was tucked inside a duffel bag was Dale's grināwide, triumphantāand the vial's purple residue still faintly glowing on the snow where it all began.
The fluorescent bulb above the cage buzzed like a dying insect, casting sickly yellow light over the chipped Formica counter in the single-wide trailer's kitchen. Gusāonce 5'10" of lean, Olympic-honed muscle, silver medalist, dog rescuer, proudly out gay manānow measured barely six inches from the crown of his dark hair to the soles of his bare feet. He crouched naked in the corner of the hamster cage, knees drawn to his chest, trying to cover what little dignity remained. The wire bars were thick as rebar to his new scale; escape was laughable.
Outside the cage, Dale scratched his stubble and grinned, his disgusting yellowed teeth flashing. "Look at you, princess. All shrunken down like one of them fairy boys you probably dream about. Bet you never thought you'd end up in a rodent palace, huh?"
Gus glared up, voice small but sharp. "Let me go, you sick fuck. Whatever drug you usedāwhatever this isāit'll wear off. People will look for me."
Dale laughed, a phlegmy bark. "People? Your fag friends on Instagram? Your boyfriends? Nah. You're off the grid, little man. And thisā" he tapped a small glass vial on the counter, swirling with faintly luminescent purple liquid "āthis ain't wearing off. Custom job. Ordered it special from some dark-web chemist who hates your type even more than I do. Permanent until I say otherwise."
Gus's stomach lurched. He'd tested the bars already; they'd shocked him with a car-battery jolt wired to the base. His body still tingled.
Dale picked up a hand mirror and angled it so Gus could see his own terrified faceāstill recognizably himself, just miniaturized, every handsome feature preserved in cruel miniature. "See that? That's the face the world's gonna see again real soon. Only it ain't gonna be you no more."
He set the mirror down and began unbuttoning his shirt, revealing a hairy, pallid chest. "Been thinkin' about this a long time. You prancin' around in them tight ski pants, smilin' for the cameras, tellin' kids it's okay to be a queer in sports. Makin' it normal. Ruinin' it for real men."
Dale uncorked the vial and drank deeply. The liquid slid down his throat like syrup; he shuddered, eyes rolling back. Then the change began.
His gut sucked inward as if vacuumed, fat melting away into taut, athletic definition. Shoulders broadened just enough, arms lengthening and corded with the same wiry power Gus had spent years building. The mullet shortened, darkened, styled itself into Gus's signature tousled cut. The jawline sharpened, the nose refined, and lips plumped subtly into the shape millions had swooned over in magazine spreads.
Between his legs, the transformation completed with obscene intimacy: Dale's average equipment swelled, lengthened, thickened until it matchedāthen surpassedāthe impressive package Gus had once carried with quiet confidence.
When it finished, Dale stood naked in Gus's exact body: six feet of flawless, golden-skinned, muscle-lean perfection. He flexed, watching the mirror with hungry eyes, running hands over the new chest, down the cut abs, finally gripping the heavy cock that now belonged to him.
"Fuck," Dale breathed in Gus's voiceāsmooth, boyish, media-trained. "Feels good. Feels right."
Gus pressed himself against the far corner of the cage, heart hammering. "You can'tāyou can't just steal my life."
"Already did, sweetheart." Dale stepped closer, towering over the cage. He reached through the bars andāalmost tenderlyāstroked one fingertip down Gus's tiny spine. The touch was massive, warm, humiliatingly gentle. Gus flinched, but the contact sent an unwanted shiver through him; his shrunken body betrayed him with a tiny twitch of arousal.
"See?" Dale murmured in that stolen voice. "Even like this you're still a horny little queer. Bet you'd beg to suck this dick if I let you out. Not that you could at that size, eh? But nah. You're stayin' right here. My little mascot. My reminder." He straightened, admiring himself again. "Tomorrow I'm drivin' to the nearest affiliate station. Gonna do an interview. Tell 'em I been thinkin' deep. Realized I ain't gay after all. It was just a phase, pressure from the liberal media, whatever bullshit they'll eat up. I'm comin' outā¦ as straight."
Gus' breath caught. "They'll never believeā"
"They will when I start talkin' like you. I been watchin' your videos for years, memorizin' every cadence, every little smirk. I'll say I was confused. That bein' with men was a cry for attention. But now I'm ready to be the man sports needs. No more rainbow flags on the podium. No more 'inclusivity' crap. Skiing, snowboardingāhell, all sportsāgonna go back to bein' for straight men who fuck women and win medals without whinin' about feelings."
Dale leaned down until hisāGus'sāface filled the view through the bars. Hot breath washed over the tiny prisoner.
"And when I'm done talkin', I'm runnin' for office. Local first, maybe state senate later. Platform's simple: keep men in men's sports. Keep women's sports for women. No trannies, no queers, no exceptions. And every time some activist cries about it, they'll point to meāGus Kenworthy, the guy who came out, then came back straightāand say, 'See? Even he figured it out.'"
He reached into the cage and plucked Gus up by the waist between thumb and forefinger, lifting him until they were eye-to-eye. Gus dangled helplessly, legs kicking air, cock traitorously half-hard from the sheer dominance of it all.
"You'll watch the whole thing from right here," Dale whispered, pressing Gus briefly against the warm, muscled plane of his new abdominals, letting the tiny man feel the heat radiating from stolen skin and soak up the post-transformation sweat. "I'll set your cage on the TV stand. You can jerk that pathetic little prick every time I go on Fox and talk about family values."
Gus twisted, furious, humiliated, andāgod help himāachingly turned on by the wrongness of it. Dale's laughter rumbled through the stolen chest. "Sweet dreams, tiny. Big Gus has got a press conference to prep for."
He dropped Gus gently back into the wood-shaving bedding, locked the cage door, and sauntered off toward the bedroomāalready practicing Gus's trademark grin in the hallway mirror.
Behind the bars, six inches tall and utterly powerless, the real Gus curled into a ball and tried not to listen to the sound of his own voice moaning experimentally from the other room as Dale explored every inch of the body that would remain his for the rest of his life.
