#shrekcore

This is me just now realizing the gold dress was so intentionally unflattering on Fiona’s green skin because it was meant for her human form.

Like…FGM was planning her future so far in advance, even the color scheme didn’t have room for change.

The Ultimate Betrayal: 1% Energy vs. 100% Light 💡👹

POV: You just achieved the perfect level of cozy. The blankets are tucked, the pillow is fluffed, and your body has finally entered its final resting state—only for you to realize the ceiling light is still beaming with the power of a thousand suns. ☁️🏹 There is no greater existential crisis than deciding if you’d rather live in the light forever or make the treacherous three-foot journey to the switch. 🏛️🌑

This is the peak 2026 struggle: the internal battle between comfort and convenience. 🦢🕸️ It’s giving "defeat" meets "shrek-core." That specific stare—the one where you’re just processing the sheer audacity of the universe—is a literal mirror to the soul. 🕯️🧤 We’ve all been this specific frame of a fever dream, lying there like a swamp ogre who just wants five minutes of peace. 🏹🏺

So, do you get up, or do you just learn to sleep in the glow of your own regrets? Manifesting a world where lights respond to our thoughts, but until then, we suffer in technicolor. 🥂🚪

swamp core | bedtime betrayal | cozy chaos | existential stare

That’s my swamp, I don’t know you!

July 2023 - Barbie comes out, Ryan gosling sings a I'm Just Ken.