Do you like to knock back a pint of something vaguely yellow and fizzy as if you’re some kind of historical re-enactor cosplaying “Saturday night in Sunny Vale, 2003”
No drinking means ingesting streams. Data-streams, emotional streams, memory-streams. Everyone’s got a glass—or rather, a funnel-shaped haptic receiver—into which you pour whatever flavour of “drink” your evening requires.
Last week I “drank” the 12th-century wind patterns of the North Sea. Honestly? Bracing.
I like swallowing multitudes. Left me with hair full of imaginary salt and a faint far distance stare for about an hour.
My neighbour, meanwhile, has been on a month-long bender of “drinking 24.7 hertz”— the distilled essence of their purring. She’s glowing, cancer free, says it’s better than coffee.
And yes, it's frightening if you think about it too hard. Because if you can drink kittens you can also drink… grief. Or war. Or that one fight you had with your mother in 3218 that you never quite got over. And people do. Of course they do. There’s a subculture that mainlines divorce settlements on weekends for the “depth of flavour.” Grim.
But Couples drink each other’s daydreams on dates. And grad students sip “dinosaur juice,” which is the distilled confusion of paleontologists over the centuries.
Entire pubs now specialise in “communal drafts,” where a dozen strangers all drink the same memory at once and then spend the evening laughing about it like they were actually there.
Early adopters exploded their livers, obviously. Turns out raw history is hard on the plumbing. But now it’s wrapped in nanogel.
So yeah what reality do you want to sip tonight?Sitting there with a glass of other people’s laughter fizzing down my throat, I thought—
I am I am I am I am I am <laughter>