#shovelware

Half-Life 3 slop is real.

I had to try it. It's unfinished. It's doing the old "main character is crazy and it's all in their head" trope but not very well. Some of the jumps are difficult beyond belief.

SHOVELWARE YURI!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAA

(The characters are Latisha (the girl with the afro) and the witch's name is Zofia)

Latisha is from Action Girlz Racing

Basically, my obsession with werewolves combined with my hyperfixation on Shovelware (and platonic crush on the Announcer and The Dancing Banana) and I had to calm down the autistic voices in my head, soooooo…

…AU where the Announcer is a werewolf, and is really stressed about it.

It probably happened because he got bit during a prize run, and he’s silently worried that he might get rabies… good news, he doesn’t have rabies! Bad news… he may have contracted something else.

at first, nobody knew about it- not even him! Some characters may have gotten curious, but the Dancing Banana was probably the only one who suspected anything. (Cherries joking about a “wet dog” smell, Broccoli inquiring about rumors of a wild animal roaming the studio during after-hours, etc.)

One of the prizes being a literal deer skull (“I’d add the rest of the skeleton, but unfortunately, it’s covered with teeth marks and… gravy stains? I think? Who would cover a deer in gravy?!”)

The moment he finds out, he genuinely doesn’t want anyone to know or get caught in his moonlit frenzy… except maybe the cherries. He still locks himself in the recording booth here and there, though, but that door can only take so much…