#shocksoundrod

And I made a ship

1. Cosmic: "I told Vivid I'd protect them from all danger."

Vivid: "You mean from their own cooking disasters?"

Cosmic: "Well, yeah, that too."

2. Vivid: "I'm secretly overprotective of Cosmic."

Cosmic: "Secretly? Dude, you once tackled a toaster because you thought it was plotting against me."

3. Cosmic: "My cosmic powers can create rainbows!"

Vivid: "Yeah, and my moth wings can shoot laser beams, totally."

4. Vivid: "Cosmic, are you a Decepticon or an Autobot today?"

Cosmic: "I'm a mood-based transformer, haven't you heard?"

5. Cosmic: "I'm threatening and quiet but also talkative."

Vivid: "So, you're like a silent library that suddenly bursts into stand-up comedy?"

6. Vivid: "I'm good in combat, defense, and offense."

Cosmic: "And I excel in naming different types of plant species."

7. Cosmic: "I have an obsession with Vivid."

Vivid: "Really? Is that why you have a shrine of my old socks hidden in your room?"

8. Vivid: "I'm omnisexual and agender."

Cosmic: "And I'm the sentient embodiment of a rainbow cloud."

9. Cosmic: "I fly with butterfly wings and arachnid legs."

Vivid: "Impressive. I can levitate by just glaring at the ground."

10. Vivid: "You know, I'm related to both a dragon and a moth."

Cosmic: "So, your family reunions must be quite...flamboyant?"

11. Cosmic: "I'm a master of combat and diplomacy."

Vivid: "And I'm a master at finding the TV remote in the couch cushions."

12. Vivid: "My mission: to protect Cosmic at all costs."

Cosmic: "Except when it comes to paying for takeout. Then you're nowhere to be found."

13. Cosmic: "I'm a friendly autobot and decepticon."

Vivid: "Oh, right, the 'I'm just here to confuse everyone' strategy."

14. Vivid: "I have dragon and moth wings on my back."

Cosmic: "Guess that's useful when you want to alternate between scorching and blinding."

15. Cosmic: "I'm a few inches shorter than Vivid."

Vivid: "Yeah, that's why I keep my snacks on the top shelf."

16. Vivid: "My parentage is quite unique."

Cosmic: "Mine too. My great-grandparent was an inflatable balloon."

17. Cosmic: "My visor gives me enhanced vision."

Vivid: "Oh, is that why you always know when there's leftover pizza?"

18. Vivid: "I'm part of the Decepticons, just like Soundwave and Shockwave."

Cosmic: "So, the family gatherings must be all about plotting world domination?"

19. Cosmic: "I have a shark tail."

Vivid: "And I have a sock puppet named 'Sockimus Prime'."

20. Vivid: "I'm threatening but sometimes nice."

Cosmic: "Ah, the old 'I'll menace you, but then offer you tea and cookies' routine."