#shitty items

A necklace of round beads that can remove status ailments to party members, regardless of what they may be. The affliction is stored in the bead, and you can have 24 max status ailments total stored in the necklace. One bead, one ailment. Said beads do not provide a healing effect, however, so it's best to get a Cleric or other healer to help you out.

Once a bead has a status ailment stored inside of it, the bead can be fitted to an arrow's shaft, or thrown at an enemy. Once it makes contact, it transfers the ailment to the enemy, with said ailment originating from the point of contact.

Roll a 20 and it might make the ailment twice as powerful. Roll a 1 and you could get the ailment yourself. Each bead is one use only. Ailments will not affect any being with immunity to said ailments

Clearly inspired by the spell Mordekainen's Magnificent Mansion, this item creates a mansion of similar size and features. The Bounce House comes in a single-use pellet that can be activated with a few drops of water. Every surface inside the mansion is made of soft, bouncy material in a variety of colors. All furniture is made of inflatable plastic. The transparent servants all appear to be clowns and their appearance can't be altered. Furthermore, they make jingling sounds when they move.

Like the spell, the bounce house vanishes after 24 hours; unlike the spell, anyone or anything remaining inside will disappear with the house. There is a 30% chance that one room of the Bounce House will contain a door leading to a Bounce House dimension, where previously-used Bounce Houses (and anything they might have contained) will appear.*

sometimes when sleep deprived i update my homebrew item lists. i woke up the other day with a new entry: item drop, rare, 1d4 middle aged humans named maxwell

Turning the bag upside down to empty it in the traditional way you empty a bag of holding would turn into the weirdest game of tug-o-war.

Also, you really shouldn't put people inside a bag of holding anyway, but this one would be especially unpleasant.