#shitpostmatsu

Osomatsu moves out, and everyone cries including me

The brothers continue with their jobs, each one getting progressively lonelier until they all run home at the same time one day. Dramatic music and more crying.

it’s a musical, everyone sings the entire episode

Choromatsu gets euthanized

Karamatsu’s new biker gang friends are his backup dancers for his solo song

Whatever Osomatsu was gonna say is cut brutally short when his body experiences a sudden lack of electrons

The sound of one hand clapping will be heard throughout the episode, but only by the Chosen Few. If you hear it, it is already too late.

BASEBALL is banned in every country except Seychelles. Jyushimatsu cries, but takes up a new obsession with competitive champagne bottle collecting.

Sloths are part of the order Pilosa so they are related to anteaters and armadillos.

6 minutes and 66 seconds of darkness, with a vaguely eerie music-box version of Mabaroshi Wink playing from another room in the bg

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Todomatsu doesn’t remember much, but he does remember the Alamo. He also buys a new pager. It’s 1997.

Iyami eats an entire head of lettuce. The economy of Japan crumbles.

One of them gets laid

 to rest

(it’s Choromatsu)

Chibita wins the lottery and finally buys that sick sfx fog machine and those strobe lights he’s always wanted for his oden stand

Ichimatsu is there, and he is his best self at all times. When he finally learns the true meaning of Christmas, nothing hurts anymore.

and now the weather.

The gates of Hell finally open, swallowing them all whole. No one is especially concerned.

people keep asking if i'm back and i haven't really had an answer

but yeah.,,,

I'M TH HINKIN I'M BACK