Oct 30, 2025
One of my favorite tropes that doesn't get enough credit is a grossly unhappy married couple who work too well together, have been together for too long, and hate other people too much to get divorced.
So what if the best example of this is an animated homicidal 17th century Irish Ganondorf and his platonic boo, a scheming, perpetually annoyed Japanese lord who constantly sounds like he's in the middle of attending a Zoom meeting that could have been an email.
They're toxic AF but so deliciously efficient, deadly, and nasty.
#blue eye samurai#heiji shindo#abijah fowler#abijah blue eye samurai#abijah#shindo#bes#abijah bes#shindo bes#toxic relationship#toxic love#toxic yaoi?#eh why not#i mean they watch each other bone ladies all the time that slope is slippery folks#the pegging scene#i'll never look at a mask like that again#abijah's fat ass ruining emojis for all of us#do you think shindo collected his ginger chest hair to stare at it in awe or what#they would absolutely go to country clubs and talk shit about everyone at the reception
