This is a general reading based on a collective of people. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t. If you don’t feel the pile resonates with you, don’t be scared to try another, if it still doesn’t feel right, that’s ok! Maybe our energies aren’t as connected and my readings are not for you.

I do these strictly for fun and educational purposes. I do not charge for these readings, I do not fake readings, and I do not use AI.

PICK A CARD READING

I asked my spirit guides what your desired reality S/O wants to say to you, pick a picture and find out what they had to say!

This is too long to proofread, but I hope it suffices!

PILE 1 

3oP rev, PoP, Star, 8oS rev, QoP rev, 2oW, High priestess rev, 5oP rev. 

Hello my beautiful pile 1’s! Welcome back to yet another shifting realities themed Pick A Card reading. I have been meaning to get another one of these done, so how exciting. 

Firstly I wanted to focus on what your DR s/o wants you, as in CR you to know for now – so this will include some random advice about general stuff or shifting depending how it comes. 

Your S/O was very clear about what they want you to do in regards to your shifting journey (I almost said “routine”, so that may be something they want you to partake in, a set routine that you can learn to follow). 

I picked up that they want you to firstly stop relying on other people when it comes to your shifting journey, which I’m not surprised they mentioned as Shiftok, r/Realityshifting, and of course shifting Tumblr are one hell of a drug. They are requesting that you become more focused on what works for you rather than following and mimicking what everyone else is doing. Collaboration may help some people, but the natural urge to compare your experiences to someone else proves far too easy when you get sucked into social media – so ensure you distance yourself and don’t just doom-scroll your way through the day. I am seeing that other peoples stories and advice can absolutely aid you, but just don't let it dictate you. 

The next thing they had to say was actually just to make fun of you lol, with the Queen of Pentacles reversed along with the Page of Pentacles upright read to me literally as them being like “you haven't been trying that long” – your S/O gets me here, because this is something I will always bring up. Sure, you’ve had the knowledge of shifting for some years it seems, but can you really say you’ve spent 3-5 years endlessly trying every single day? No, I am pretty sure you cannot. Your S/O is taking their time to call you the fuck out here, because you damn right have not spent THAT long on this. They get it’s frustrating, but you're limiting yourself and making yourself feel worse by telling everyone and yourself that you’ve been at this for years with little to no success to show for it. They are asking you to be more (I want to say analytical) intentional about your attempts, like really think through what you’re doing while not pushing yourself to follow other rules people have made for themselves, and simply doing something that you want to do. I am getting that rolling over and hoping for the best may not be your thing – so you should figure something else out if that’s what you’re currently doing. 

They want you to know that your struggles are soon coming to an end, either offering you the biggest breakthrough yet, or just a genuine full shift, it’s coming soon once you change up your approach. I also got the feeling that they want you to stop focusing on what you used to do as well – like if you have experienced a shift in the past but were never able to get it again, it's important you do something different than what you did that first time as it’s clearly not working now – they want you to take a step back and recognise how much you have changed, why wouldn’t your shifting method shape with you? There’s something you’re not seeing right now, going on behind the scenes to get you to where you want to be, you just need to do as you do, and it will have to come eventually. NOW, this is a very odd message, and apologise for being unable to find another way to describe this, but alas! Here we go. You know when people say that guys during sex, once you state that you’re getting close to the end, and you tell them to not stop, or keep doing what they’re doing, and then they for some reason get in their head and change it up entirely, taking you away from said pinnacle you were formerly chasing? Yes, well that’s what I don’t want you to do with shifting. I don’t want you now to just stop trying with the hopes of succeeding because I said it is inevitable. You should focus on still trying, as this success only comes if you keep doing what you’re doing now, along with some very minor changes. 

Advice for self improvement from your S/O

Fool rev, 7oW. Determination and Stamina mention. 

The little piece of advice for self improvement from them is that you should slow down and be more intentional with your shifting routine – again lol. They really want to reiterate this message to you in order to make sure that you are really thinking about what you are doing when it comes to shifting. You guys could actually benefit from preparing yourself for shifting like you’re going on holiday or something. With this I mean for you to go about your day with the acknowledgment that tomorrow you’ll be aware of your DR. Making a night out of it could really help you as well. Putting on a nice pair of sleepwear, and lighting a candle, sitting down and reading through, or writing your script – really preparing you for the following day. Go to sleep with a level of trepidation and an awareness for how and where you’re waking up the next morning. 

What they wish to do with you in your DR

10oS rev, AoC, Hermit, Strength, KnoP rev – clarified with Hanged man rev. Temperance. 

Now I will say that I pulled out my sexual deck for this section of the reading, expecting to get something sexy and motivating – but either you and your S/O are not at that level of intimacy in your desired reality, or they just wish to preserve your innocence. What they did have to say is that they want to hold you through whatever hard stuff you’ve got going on. It seems that your DR self is struggling in some sort of sense and they just truly wish to comfort you and hold you when you cry. They want to offer you something – I’m getting this could be a relationship lol, so this is probably someone that has a crush on you, perhaps you scripted a slow burn with this person. They want to see you out of your shell and in a way no one else has before, I’m getting the feeling that you aren’t very open in your DR, you could be closed off due to traumatic experiences (Jesus, where are you shifting too??) or perhaps just private as hell. They want to show you the world in a different way, but not like taking you to new places, just exploring different perspectives while still in the same place as before. Soooo random, but please tell me you’re not shifting to The Hunger Games lol, please. Lastly here, they want to be there with you when things are impendingly getting messy, they just want to be by your side fr fr – you’ve got an obsessed S/O. 

Random messages

1st House, Libra, Jupiter. Hand, Tree, Starfish

Being around them will change the way you perceive yourself, you also might be a really hot couple and receive a ton of compliments. They think you are so fucking pretty, like you have a delicate beauty to you no matter your identity. 

You might be shifting to somewhere you’ve had to change a lot of the lore, perhaps it’s that you are with someone that has a partner in this reality canon, or that it’s somewhere kind of dangerous and needs some safety measures to keep you protected. The Walking Dead, The Hunger Games, Maze Runner, Harry Potter, Divergent – are the main ones I picked up on. One other thing I got was with the hand charm, it has “Hand Made” written on it, and so some of you might be shifting to a better CR due to stuff you’ve experienced here – with that being said, I’m seeing you might be keeping your background and trauma to receive sufficient healing from those significant characters or people. 

Thank you for letting me read for you, I wish you the best of luck with your shifting journey. 

PILE 2 

7oP, 9oW, Fool, 5oW rev, 5oP, KoC rev, PoW rev, Strength rev. 

Hello my wonderful pile number 2’s, and welcome back to another of my very few shifting themed Tarot readings. I was absolutely revving up to do this, and OH MY DAYS you guys are shifting somewhere diabolical and I am having the time of my life reading for you – I had to fight the very urge to pull more cards and go deeper because the drama is just too fucking good. Now, starting off with a cutsie little “what they want CR you to know.” 

For you guys they wanted to tap in on some basic advice in regards to your shifting journey, and interestingly this pile came up as almost polar opposite to the former. To begin with – I am entirely unsurprised you guys, like my many other piles in this and other readings received the message of ensuring you don’t rely on other people for shifting advice, especially when it comes to social media that will 100% run you off course as everyone has a different approach to their success. Your S/O did want to mention that you can go ahead and take bits and pieces from other people’s experiences, creating some sort of shifting jigsaw puzzle out of it – but make sure not to overwhelm your studies with a list of “must do’s” since you have seen someone else do it. 

Now moving on, they want you to take time to really feel what you are feeling in regards to shifting – if you are feeling disappointed or angry with how much effort you’re putting in with little to no success, let yourself really FEEL that emotion, it will help your brain come to terms with how much you really want this. Your desired reality S/O wants you to keep trying even when you feel like all is becoming fruitless – they don’t want you to fixate or become unhealthily obsessed, they want you to find a routine that offers getting used to attempting and just allowing that to become a part of your day. 

They want you to know that you can take risks and explore new methods fully without needing to feel responsible of successfully shifting – it will eventually come with the more you try. I get the feeling that you may benefit from writing your experiences down like a dream journey repurposed for shifting attempts. Interestingly enough, I have a tendency of saying “I am seeing” or “I get the feeling” while doing a reading, as obviously it’s just me sitting on my butt deciphering meanings behind the cards and putting them into words. But with this reading, I find myself overshadowed by the voice of your S/O (I keep nearly typing “future spouse” so you may plan to marry this person) I do get the feeling that they are fairly authoritative, masculine in energy, and possibly very outspoken lol. I can also see that they care a great deal about you and wish for you to know these answers and messages are directly from them – I think they think this proves to you that they care, like they’re waiting for you – hypothetically of course, since you’re already there. 

DR’s I’m picking up on: Avatar, Bridgerton, anything themed around olden times and historical hierarchy. I will see if I pick up on anymore. I also feel as though you may have created this DR recently, or have started trying to shift there again recently due to growing popularity on social media. It feels a lot like a fictional world, could be a made up fantasy/royalty DR. 

Advice for self improvement from your S/O

KoW, Hanged man. 

We’re back again at them requesting you start a sort of rotation of shifting methods, like maybe three per week with one to two breaks in between, and then bumping the methods up to more with a longer timeframe before repeating the rotation again. Again, breaks are very important as you don’t want to lose yourself to shifting, but they do want you to be more committed to actually attempting so you can complain about actual failure, and celebrate success rather than complaining about not shifting without having actually spent enough time on it. 

Another thing they mention with that King of Wands card described as “innovation” and “optimism” – they seem to be almost pushing for you to begin creating your own methods, and that should soon enough be the thing to help you reach success. I get the feeling they want you to begin deeper research when it comes to shifting. I did mention research earlier, and I was wondering why they would bring that up, but what I’m getting is that they want you to take the time to compare other people’s experiences, things that made them succeed, then go ahead and pick methods used by these people that make the most sense to you – Eg: You struggle with asleep methods, so the only methods you will attempt will be awake methods. Next, log every attempt like a freaking science experiment. Once you’ve tried a handful of methods, go ahead and take your favourite/most impactful parts from each method and create your own. Like lets say you feel most connected when using 5 senses, but you also need to relax first, take counting or meditating as a part 1, then use 5 senses, and perhaps you feel good in affirmations. Yada yada, you create the method from what works best for you. 

What they wish to do with you in your DR

10oS – clarified with 8oP. Sun rev, 3oW, KoP, 6oP rev, 6oS. 

Now this is what I am excited for baby! So, let me start off here with. Where the hell are you going?? Who are you seeing?? 

I immediately pulled the 10 of Swords and was so deeply confused on how this could be added in this reading – interestingly enough pile 1 had the same card in the same position but reversed. So I pulled a clarifier, not understanding how that card could be here, and I look closely at the 8 of Pentacles as she enters the spread. I see very clearly that the card depicts a noble man in his bed, smiling at a maid as she sits beside him, offering him probably comfort while he’s most likely scheming to make a mistress out of her. So now I ask, how many of you watched part one of Bridgerton season four and thought “Oh, how I would love to take the place of Sophie and become Benedict's mistress”? Yeah, I’m watching you. I very easily picked up on the vibe that this is a secret relationship, something very much happening behind the scenes, that other people are not aware of. You may have scripted that your are lower in power than this person you are shifting for, and that you commit to some sort of hidden affair – could be a full affair, now that I mention it. 

The reason I mentioned mistresses is because I can tell that they very clearly care a lot for you and do wish to secure you with everything that you need, while not being able – or perhaps willing, to be with you in front of everyone else. My very limited knowledge on mistresses back in the olden days is that the man, whom was in power, would ensure that his mistress was protected, had everything she needed, and took care of her since he did really love her, even if the hierarchy wouldn’t allow them to be together formerly. 

I do get that they want to take you places and do many things with you, but that you’re both on borrowed time. The 6 of Swords depicts a couple on a boat in Venice, and all I could think about is that Venice is essentially on a ticking time bomb as it begins to sink. I am not a whole lot sure if they will be able to maintain this relationship – you might want to script something for this. However, you could be fine, we’re just looking through their eyes and what they want, they could be the one thinking they may not have all the time in the world with you even though they love you. This section has a lot less sexual themes than I thought, so it seems to be that yes, you may be a mistress or secret in some way, but it’s not inherently sexual. 

Random messages 

12th House, Leo, Mars. Eiffel tower, Infinity symbol, Turtle, Anchor. 

The 12th house is the epitome of what one cannot see, so yes, absolutely secretive vibes here lmao. Interestingly Leo, that is entirely opposing to the 12th energy is here. I get the feeling that this is how they see you – you're the sort of light in their life that is needed in a seemingly dark era. They could be going through it when you guys meet, and you may immediately offer them a sense of security that they can never let go of. Now here is when the sexual themes enter, that Mars energy is very potent and tells me that you guys have a lot of sex lol – unfortunately every time I attempt to write about the sex itself, I am distracted by something stupid, so I don’t think they want me knowing – that’s for you guys. 

They want to be with you for a lifetime, but there seems to be current restrictions. You are an anchor to them, you keep them tethered and remind them of what is important. Their life is very survival of the fittest. Middle child Benedict Bridgerton, I am looking at you. Last DR’s added – Emily in Paris, The Summer I Turned Pretty, Miraculous Ladybug. (Any DR that included Paris is some way) 

Thank you for letting me read for you, I had a lot of fun – and please come back with info on what happened once you shifted because I am nosy as hell. On top of this! If this pile resonated, please please please send me an ask with the rundown of your life in your DR because this is interesting as fuck. 

PILE 3

KnoS, Strength rev, Sun rev, Hermit rev, KoS, 6oC rev, QoC, 4oP rev. 

Hello my fabulous pile number 3s, welcome back to another one of my Pick A Cards, today we are focusing on shifting! I broke the reading up into several parts, some for your S/O’s opinions, advice, and then what they wish to do with you once you actually shift (use that as motivation lol). 

To start us off, I actually had to sit with your spread for a little while, especially since I kept getting distracted by random things, so I get the feeling that you guys get in and out of the shifting flow fairly often – one period of time it’s all you can think of doing, then the next you get distracted by something else, you guys could be my neurodivergent pile, possibly having to balance interests and fixations often, always in need of a new thing to fuel that dopamine necessary for you. I also get the feeling that the latter of you may just have a lot of responsibilities, possibly you’re a fair amount older than you were when you first learnt about shifting, and now have big person jobs that must be tended to.

One of the main reasons I struggled with your pile is that it seemed you already knew the answers to many of the questions I was trying to ask. I believe you might have been in the shifting community for quite some time now with little success, and may have even spent a whole lot of time doing personal research and studies in attempt to make it make more sene for you, some of you may have even began as a disbeliever and so you still have some unexplored doubts. I’m getting that the majority of people chose this pile lmao. 

I would like to say that while I cannot pick up on exactly what it is you already know, I am willing to give some examples that I feel are important. Firstly, I think a lot of you know what will be that final push to get you to success, I was seeing this as someone who complains about not being able to relax at night, but refuses to try meditating when they know it would help them. Or someone who knows of the void state, but is unwilling to try and get there. Do you see your predicament? It is imperative that you try the things you’re positive will be good for you. This seems to be my pile of performance anxiety (twins lol) – I’m getting that you have these kinds of thoughts pertaining to “but what if I try this thing thinking it’ll work, and then it doesn’t?” The answer to that cannot be given by me, but I can offer a sense of comfort by saying: so what? So what if you get into the most relaxed state due to meditation and accidentally fall asleep before finishing your affirmations? You managed to relax yourself and fall asleep a whole lot easier than before, should that not offer a sense of comfort to you, that you were able to solve at least one problem? Pile 3, I ask, do you start something never touched by you before and expect to be an expert? You succeed at first by helping yourself relax, and only then after that can you focus on training your body to fall asleep independently to your mind – that’s when shifting comes in, but you truly do need to try for that to work. For you guys it’s more about training yourself than just trying to succeed on the first attempt. Some of you could be sporty – treat it like your sport. 

For those of you here who have shifted, you may be struggling to get back now, and I would just like to say always remember that you have succeeded before, and so the chance of you being able to go back is highly more likely than not. 

Advice for self improvement from your S/O

Hierophant rev, PoC. 

The advice that your DR S/O is affording you revolves around finding your own way, am I surprised that they wanted to say something about straying away from the crowd? Absolutely not lol, every shifting reading I have ever done had something to do with not relying on other shifter’s experiences while trying to shape your own journey. Interesting, pile 3, I keep asking you questions, I feel sort of antagonistic when I do this, do you ask a lot of questions? OH MY DAYS, are you guys the type to go into TikTok comment sections about shifting and be all like “guys, is shifting really real? Do you promiseeee??” You feel the type, some of you definitely are. Well cut that out right now missy or mister, or something of the inbetween. I feel like I can banter with this pile, how fun. 

Back to the advice, the main message that I am getting here is that your S/O sees you like a little ballerina (that charm was pulled, I threw it away thinking it was a key, I get keys too often) – your journey made me think of how ballerinas have a really hard time within society, brutal training from childhood, on top of their feet becoming fucked up, and trying to be the best dancer until mid twenties when you’re recognised as aging, and around thirties when you finally put in the towel – which is arguably a good age anyways, but the system is far too competitive to see that. What your DR S/O is asking of you is akin to thirty year olds getting into ballet for the first time, while society sees it as daft and embarrassing, they own being who and what they want to be. I get a clear message that you need to find your own path when it comes to shifting, not only in regards to finding your own method and routine, but rather the way that you see shifting as a whole. They ask that you guide yourself and seek independence. With that you are bound to succeed, or bound to succeed again. 

What they wish to do with you in your DR 

QoS, KnoS, Strength, WoF, emperor, KoP, AoS. 

I firstly see that you seem to be the type of shifter with the perfect, most meticulous, thought-out script in the entire world. I get the feeling that you know what your S/O wants to do with you once you shift, because you think through every detail and your script is like a mini book dedicated to your DR, you seem the person to write out mini stories for each important scenario – and for that I commend you. 

I did pick up on them having a good amount of money, wanting to spoil you with everything they have. Looking out for you also seems prevalent, and for some of you they may be a mentor of some sort. I did get the feeling that that one show “How to Train Your Dragon” may be of significance here. I do see you going to realities that other people didn’t think of, or perhaps very few did. 

The two of you seem to be lost in some kind of neverending cycle in your desired reality – this could be in reference to an on and off relationship, a slow burn, or something where yearning is sickeningly sweet. As I wrote that “Replacement” by She Wants Revenge started playing, the song chorus repeats “Come back, baby, please don’t go.” So yes, very much yearning and reaching out for a person who may not be applicable. I don’t feel as though the two of you are together by the time you shift, it seems this is something you want to experience first hand – I’m telling you now, you’re going to have to hold them back from a love confession lmao, they’re teetering on the edge every moment they look at you. Lowkey very poetical, they may write you letters, or even write letters to you that you will never read, like an inside monologue. This is so fantasy romance coded. 

I do see that they wish to view you in your entirety, not even in a really sexual way, more so that they desire to see parts of you that no other eye has lain on, parts of you left sacred and reserved for them only. Another thing is that they would die for you, when I saw that Knight of Swords, depicted in an image of decorum and surety, I was very aware of how they would ride into battle or sacrifice themself to a duel if you were only there to ask. 

Random messages

11th House, Cancer, Sun. Tree, Moon with heart, Elephant. 

I get the message that they will be the one to introduce you to lifelong friends, it could even be that they are part of the friend group – say you’re shifting to a show that focuses on a specific group of friends, you will be the closest to them, it could also even be that they are the first person out of that group that you run into after shifting. 

blank basic , detailed , & non-specific/all encompassing drself shifting template for anyone who wants it ♱

full name :

meaning/significance of name :

nickname( s ) :

title( s ) :

alias( es ) :

age :

date of birth :

location :

job/career( s ) :

spiritual belief( s )( if applicable ) :

political belief( s ) :

ability( ies ) :

strength( s ) & how it shows up in your life :

weakness( es ) & how it shows up in your life :

gender identity( ies ) & pronouns :

romantic orientation( s ) :

sexual orientation( s ) :

other queer identity( ies ) :

significant other( s ) , how you met , & description of your relationship( s ) :

best friend( s ) , how you met , & description of your relationship( s ) :

friend( s ) , how you met , & description of your relationship( s ) :

acquaintance( s ) , how you met , & description of your relationship( s ) :

family member( s ) & description of your relationship( s ) :

pet( s ) :

enemy( ies ) :

overall physical description ( this includes everything from defining features , weight , height , physical build , hair , eye color , skin color , clothing , jewelry , mobility aid[ s ] , scars , facial hair , skin texture , etc ) :

signature scent( s ) :

attachment style( s ) & if/how it effects your relationships :

personality trait( s )/how you perceive yourself :

how others perceive you :

humor & how it shows up in your life :

objects/concepts/words that are associated with you/you associate with yourself :

big three ( sun , moon , & rising ) :

mbti :

neurodivergence :

physical disability( ies ) and/or chronic illness( es ) :

backstory ( this can include everything from trauma , childhood , current circumstances , future circumstances , specific scenarios that are prominent or important , why you are the way that you are , conflicts , emotional battles , so on ) :

dedicated pinterest board( s ) :

tags : @shiftingmoritz

divider credits : @roseraris

And also, in July I got really sick and no one could cover my shift at work, so I did a quick telehealth appointment to get a doctors note and it cost $55. Well like a month after that, I got a letter saying that our insurance now covers those appointments so it would be free. I waited for awhile for that $55 to be refunded but after a month, I just assumed it was an error and it wouldn't be refunded because it was outside of the deadline or whatever. I just checked today, and I have an extra $55 in my bank account. I now have almost $800 of essentially free money coming just in time before Christmas and I barely even put any effort into my manifestations.

This, combined with the fact that I shifted recently with light effort and just going with the flow of things, really emphasizes the point that it becomes so much harder when you try to force it. Like when you focus too much on your breathing and suddenly it feels like you can't breathe properly. Or when you try to block a sound out but instead it just makes you focus on it more. Or when you try to be quiet sneaking around late at night, but instead it just makes the door creak louder or the crinkle of the bag of chips more noticeable. It feels like I've been having the best success when I just go with the flow and let things happen without thinking too much into it. Trust your own abilities. When you try to manifest, don't think too much about how it could happen. Just let it happen.

𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐭 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐎𝐧 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐛𝐥𝐫 + 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ᝰ.ᐟ 🍏

i might have been one of the few people who started doing pick a card readings under the shiftblr tag but we have so many more tarot readers in the community now, that i feel like it's time to give them some more love and attention !! // i hope you guys don't mind the tag ! - if anyone wants to be removed or added to this post or if you know more shiftblr readers on here that i should add, let me know. this was made very spontaneously, so I might have overseen or forgotten someone... sorry! .ೃ

→ um pouco da minha jornada, desabafos e conselhos.

This was me reading the Shufflemancy Bundle that my friend Shay did for my Fame DR:

Basically, I’M THAT GIRL (word to Beyoncé) and Justin Bieber is obsessed with me! I’m extra motivated to shift to my Fame DR now, instead of avoiding it like I usually do.

Anyways, shoutout to my girl @shaysplanet! I highly recommend her readings if you want to book any!

disclaimer: this reading is for entertainment purposes ONLY so take it all with a grain of salt. this is a collective reading for the shifting community!!

take a deep breath and choose the kitten that catches your eye the most or that your intuition tells you to.

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your s/o’s are literally your personal bitches. they are down SO BAD for you, and this is NOT an exaggeration!!! seriously, they are obsessed with everything about you, and they would do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING for you. and when i say anything, i mean ANYTHING. they would lie, steal, kill – hell, even die for you if they had to. so, honestly? there's nothing that doesn’t make them go feral for you because the simple fact that you exist is already enough. they might struggle to put their feelings into words, but what they can’t deny is that THEY LOVE YOU SO F*CKING MUCH. seriously, their communication skills are kind of a mess, and it's hard for them to express what they feel or think, but they are this close to telling you the truth because they literally cannot keep this bottled up any longer.

for some of you in this pile, you and your s/o aren’t together yet, but something tells me you love playing hard to get (or maybe some of y’all are in a whole enemies to lovers situation LMAO). either way, your behavior is driving your s/o INSANE. but like, in the best way possible (you're in the "enemies" part, and deep down they're in the "lovers" part LMAOO). what’s hilarious is that they do not want to deal with these feelings, at all. they don’t even wanna deal with the concept of love itself, so much so that they keep searching for reasons to convince themselves why you two shouldn't be together. but it’s all a waste of time because, deep down, they think you’re perfect. you are someone they see as worth it. so yeah, they can fight it all they want, but they’re not going anywhere. LMFAOOOO. even if they don’t show it much, they miss you when you’re apart, and they HATE seeing you cry/sad. what’s even funnier is that YOU’RE NOT INNOCENT EITHER, PILE ONE. especially those of you who aren't with your s/o yet (or are in an enemies to lovers dynamic), you’re also in denial. deep down, you’re scared of being alone, and you’re stuck in your own internal battle too. so now BOTH of you are out here pretending you don’t care about each other when literally the entire multiverse knows you do. except you two. lol.

but your s/o doesn’t blame you for feeling this way, and they hope you don’t blame them either. love is complicated as hell. honestly, they are gathering the courage to confess because they cannot take the pain of holding it in any longer. these feelings are eating them alive. they’ve tried to forget you, tried not to smile when they think of you, tried to act like they don’t care, because if they tell you how they feel and you don’t feel the same way… they know they’ll be picking up the pieces of their shattered heart for the rest of eternity.

and if you are in an enemies to lovers situation, it’s like… they’re ASHAMED that they don’t hate you. like they want you to give them a reason to hate you because you’re not supposed to have feelings for your enemy, right? 🙈 but idk, things don’t always work like that lol. they literally wonder if you’re going through the same internal crisis they are lol. listen. years could pass, and your s/o would still be head over heels for you. nothing will change their mind because they are 1000% sure they’re the right person for you. (cocky much?)

also, their favorite physical feature of yours? your eyes. oh, and they are possessive over you, which is hilarious because a lot of you aren’t even in an official relationship with them and they’re out here like, “you’re my wife/husband 😠.” another thing that drives them crazy is that you’re not like the people they’ve been romantically or sexually involved with before. usually, their charm, looks, or player energy (LMAO) gets them what they want easily, but you? you’re like, “nah, i'm not your doll 🫸.” you don’t just let them have you, and that’s what makes things interesting. many of you have spent your past molding yourselves to please others, but you’re not doing that anymore, and that challenges them in a way they love.

oh, and both of you are jealous as hell. i can't even tell if they’re worse or if you are LMAO. some of you are out here side-eyeing your s/o just for looking at someone else 🤨 and vice-versa. my gods… your s/o needs therapy. they overthink EVERYTHING. like, they’ll sit there and analyze a situation to death until they convince themselves of some wild conclusion that only exists in their head. example: you mention you don’t like XYZ (which happens to be something they like). a normal person would just be like, "oh, they don’t like XYZ." your s/o? “they don’t like XYZ? or do they just not like ME? am i the problem? am i an inconvenience in their life? is that why they avoid me?” ...yeah. good luck with that lol. or this could be you, if that's the case for you, i say this with all the love in my heart, seek therapy!! <3

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what makes your s/o go feral for you are the little details that make you who you are (it can be as silly as like your taste in music, your favorite drink, your perfume etc.). it’s like they feel they shouldn’t know this much about you just from observing you lol. but at the same time, while they notice these tiny things about you, they also want to get to know you on a deeper level, to know who you are when no one is watching. do you even know that yourself? that’s the real question. honestly, this could even be an invitation to self-discovery lol. overall, they think you two are a perfect match, and they just want you to go ahead and kiss them already (especially for those who aren’t official with their s/o yet). funny enough, this pile gives me the impression that you’re the one making more moves than your s/o.

okay, this was supposed to be a fun and lighthearted reading, but your s/o's are lowkey depressed in this pile, and i’m not gonna sugarcoat it. some of them could be seen as villains or just deeply misunderstood, struggling with low self esteem, and feeling like their mind isn’t in the best place because of all the heavy baggage they carry in their chest. it's a whole mix of unresolved trauma that therapy could actually fix!!! it’s like they’ve had their heart broken before, faced multiple disappointments, so when something (or rather, someone) good comes along, they assume there’s a catch, that it’s too good to be true. but honestly, they’re so tired of all this bullshit, and it’s like they want to take the initiative for once in their life… but instead, they just wait around, hoping you’ll randomly walk up and kiss them lol. it’s funny because they come off as the "dark and brooding" type *emo emoji meme*, the whole "my hEaRt iS bLaCk 🤪" aesthetic, but in reality? you know what they actually want? FOR YOU TO DEVOUR THEM, TO DOMINATE THEM, TO PIN THEM AGAINST A WALL LMAOOOOO I LOVE EXPOSING YOUR S/O’S BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY, THEY’RE ALL JUST YOUR LITTLE BITCH!!!! they love when you take control like that, which is another reason they go absolutely feral for you. it’s like they can’t wait, even if it means getting knocked out by you (especially those with an enemies/rivals to lovers dynamic lol). if you hit them, they’d say thank you. if you told them to shut up, deep down, they’d love it. they like provoking you just to get a reaction out of you. in a way, this might be their version of affection, or maybe they interpret your resistance and toughness as a sign of love, yk? very much childhood trauma lol.

they know how you see them, or at least they think they do. in their mind, you either see them as “too much” in the overwhelming sense, or as “TOO MUCH” in the damn, they’re hot way. but if they’re being honest, they’re confused! because they lowkey think you’re just toying with them, even though you’ve raised their expectations so high that it irritates them. I SWEAR, THEY’RE SO FUNNY LMAO. they’re like: "you think you can win me over with your charm?fuck, you’re right." also, your voice?? yeah, that’s another thing that makes them go feral. they think it’s beautiful, attractive, and if they could, they’d listen to you talk all day, even if you were just saying the dumbest shit. your voice does things to them, though they’d never admit it out loud.

for those of you who are “just friends” (yeah, sure), your s/o is starting to realize that… oops, maybe you’re not just friends. some of you might’ve even been this close to kissing, but it didn’t happen 🤡. so now there’s this huge feeling of missed opportunity, like you can’t take that step because it would ruin what you already have. (but we all know you do want to ruin this friendship for a good reason cough cough kiss your each other cough cough but you won’t, because a lot of you are scared to take that leap of faith.) your s/o feels way more than just a simple crush on you, and while that makes them all warm and fuzzy inside, it also terrifies them. like… what if you don’t feel the same? what if they get crushed? OMGGG THEY’RE SO IN LOVE AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!! seriously, they love spending time with you, even if some of them would never say it out loud, especially if you two are rivals/enemies, or they’re just not the type to express their feelings.

they basically want to breathe you in, to know what’s going on in your mind. they look up at the stars thinking about you and wondering what it all means (it feels like both of you are on some kind of journey). you make them feel incredible, and they wonder if you even have a clue how deep their feelings run for you. BUT THEY’RE ALSO OBLIVIOUS!!! IT’S SO OBVIOUS THAT YOU LOVE THEM, BUT THEY IGNORE ALL THE SIGNS 😫. gods, this is so frustrating LMAO.

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your s/o literally sees you as some kind of fallen angel or divine being. no one compares to you in their eyes. literally NO ONE. they’ve put you on this pedestal so high it’s actually insane. just the mere fact that you exist is enough to make them absolutely feral for you. like fr, even if you were the walking embodiment of a red flag (which hopefully you're not 👀), they would still go blind to all the signs just to be near you. if you two are in a relationship or even just friends (but like, come on now) they lowkey believe that no one else out there is on your level. like it’s giving partners in crime, ride or die, us-against-the-world type beat. they are OBSESSED.

also? for some of y’all, there’s a celebrity/public image/ glamorous lifestyle vibe coming through. but with that glam comes chaos.it’s giving burnout, haters, no stability, relationship struggles, the whole "famous but dead inside" thing. and someone here (and idk if it's you or your s/o, the energy is messy) is running from their problems like it’s an olympic sport. there’s this self sabotage loop of relying on unhealthy coping mechanisms (like alcohol or smoking), and it’s just… a lot. but for real, whoever this is: YOU NEED A BREAK. like, go easy on yourself for once. if you’re the one going through this, please get help. seriously. whoever this is might not even wanna admit how broken they are just so they don’t have to deal with it. but babe… it’s gonna get worse if you don’t.

this pile is giving DEPRESSION™. like, darker than the other piles. pile three, are you okay? no? didn’t think so. you or your s/o are out here shattered, probably tried to live up to some fairytale or expectations and got hit with the brutal reality of life instead. now you’re like “f*ck it, hope you suffer” to whoever hurt you and honestly? valid. being good vibes all the time doesn’t fix sh*t, lmao. so now it’s “head up, pain in the chest, tears wiped, still sexy” energy and your s/o? they’re eating that up, it’s that “i may be dying inside but i’m still hot” attitude, and they’re OBSESSED. some of y’all are hiding how bad it is just to keep up appearances, and if that’s you? please take care of your mental health!!! seriously. seek help. this isn’t something you have to face alone.

this was supposed to be a fun reading and now it’s a damn funeral, i’m screaming, BUT I REFUSE TO SUGARCOAT IT. it’s hard to tell who’s going through it more (you or them) but what’s clear is that they want you close. like, BAD. being apart from you messes with them. your s/o might pretend they’re fine too, but babe, they're NOT. they’ve got walls up so high, they don’t even know how to express themselves properly, which leads to major communication issues between y’all. they wish they could tell you what’s really on their mind. they’re scared to lose you and hate themselves for not knowing how to love you the way you deserve.

the idea of you with someone else? oh god. that’s their villain origin story. the thought of you kissing or even smiling at someone else while they’re lying in bed thinking about how dumb they were for letting you go?? yeah, it haunts them. they play it cool but they would absolutely mentally self-destruct if they ever lost you.

if you're involved romantically or platonically they crave more from you. more calls. more messages. more effort. they want to feel like you’re choosing them as much as they’re choosing you. some of you might’ve even been their childhood friend or first love, and you helped them survive a dark past just by being there for them. they remember that. they hold onto that. random but some of you were literally their first (iykyk).