#shermanposting

General Lee's a bitch-ass motherfucker.

He pissed on my fucking Union. That's right. He took his traitor fuckin' Confederate dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING Union, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting.

So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. General Lee, you got a small dick. It's the size of this state except WAY smaller

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And guess what? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE:

That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my Union so guess what, I'm gonna fuck Virginia. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Virginia .

I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the SOUTH!

Happy fourth! Remember folks, the only acceptable form of patriotism is celebrating killing confederates 🫡

And I'm sure this is exactly how Sherman would've wanted this performed: by a femme fatale crossdressing femboy who can't dance for shit. I hope he'd at least appreciate min/maxing on pissing off the kinds of people who would still sympathize with them in the modern day.