#sheeeesh

i quite literally never imagined i’d get this far after the many, manyy ups ‘n downs my accounts have been through & yet, here we are!

im honored to have so many of you following me and i couldn’t be more thankful & grateful for each and every one of you <3

YORDAN GRAND SLAM

VIIIIC. he is such a basement wifer i fear. i think the scary thing about him too is like... he is such a Thinker. like if he plans on kidnapping you, it's going to be such a well thought out action. he's going to have his home set up just perfect so you have a place to stay that's out of the way (read: an essentially padded room to hold you until you Get it) and him and ness will have already sorted your personal affairs.

also like?? kaiser's interest in psychology. i knoooow he is fucking with your head and manipulating you Hard before he even kidnaps you. i really don't know with how much of it is 'kidnapping' and how much of it is kaiser asking you out to lunch, telling you that he needs to stop at home and grab something, inviting you into his home and simply never letting you leave. he's probably a little mean. he boxes you into your choices and makes you feel bad any time you try to decline his 'kindness'. it is really too easy to get you into his home and lock you in.