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JJ: would you like to play “Jackie or Shane” a game where I tell you a real quote I have heard Hayden Pike say, and you have to guess whether he was talking about his wife or his best friend?
Ilya: …. Let’s do this
. ninety-twoooo.... to ME, hayden does have a crush on shane but also thats his firstborn but also that's his best friend but also that's his idol. they're my barbies.
I know everyone hates Hayden except for me, but Hayden referring to Shane as the twins' "older brother" instead of uncle is so fucking funny.
Like yeah I am a surrogate child to my married friends who have a car. They drive me places, get groceries for me, take me to doctor's appointments, etc. When they start having kids, I will say I was practice!
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Jackie Pike started the pike-hollander mpreg inside joke one day after Shane babysat the twins. They were crying and pouting because they didn't want uncle Shane to leave and Jackie said "sometimes it's like they think you birthed them" and Shane goes "I could've but it would've interrupted the hockey season :/ " and then Hayden pats his shoulder and goes "we'll get the timing right next time buddy" Shane shakes his head "not until I retire, we've been over this" Jackie sighs, "and until then you still get favourite parent privileges with the ones I had to carry" "we appreciate your sacrifice"
This also low-key started the polycule joke/rumours but at the centre it is mpreg Shane 🙂↕️
shayden on my mind
i see your "hayden is in love with shane" and raise you a "hayden thinks shane is in love with HIM"
maybe jackie asked him about it before the aquarium trip and hayden's like "no way you're insane" and she rolls her eyes and tells him to "bring up having kids or shane dating anyone at all and see how weird he gets"
so of course he does and shane cracks a joke about hayden impregnating him and sirens start going off kill bill style and then he asks about ex-jessica and he watches shane go all distant and that's all it takes for hayden to come busting through the door of his suburban McMansion screaming "JACKIE YOU'RE RIGHT IM IRRESISTIBLE"
and now he's walking around all "the greatest hockey player of all time has a crush on me 😏" and "i can't believe i'm breaking his heart like this 🥺" and "my poor gay buddy, he needs me to set him up with someone 😤"
think of the utter devastation when he learns who shane has actually been pining for the whole time