#shayden

whenever they’re eating together hayden plays footsie with shane under the table 90% to piss ilya off (hayden and ilya are both aware of this) and 10% for bisexual reasons (only ilya is aware of this)

Shane finally agrees to go to a club with Ilya but only if he can bring Hayden. Ilya reluctantly agrees but plans on having the rest of the Centaurs get Hayden too drunk to bother them. Ilya underestimates how much Shane and Hayden missed each other now that they’re on different teams and what lightweights they are. Hayden and Shane are very quickly plastered dancing all over each other in the middle of the dance floor. Ilya steps away for a second to call Jackie to come get her husband and in the meantime the Centaurs have completely lost track of Shane and Hayden. The last thing they remember was them talking about how awesome it would be to be double married. Ilya is freaking out, how dare Hayden Pike try to steal his husband?? When Jackie finally gets there she tells Ilya not to worry because she knew this would happen, there is an unofficial rule that they’re not allowed to go drinking without JJ for this exact reason, so she slipped a tracker into Hayden’s wallet. They find Hayden and Shane down the road playing in a fountain downing soggy hotdogs. They don’t seem to have made it to the 24 hour chapel, but the next morning they find out that they did get matching tattoos