pope is the epitome of that “get your dog, bitch!” It don’t bite “yes it do” meme like he probably follows you around like a guard dog intimidating anyone who even dares look at you funny. I would go so far as to say you were catcalled one time and he ran into oncoming traffic to smash the drivers head into the steering wheel

I’m holding out BAD for a fic where reader and robby are in the situationship from hell like he treats her so badly but she’s down bad and is waiting for him to change (he probably won’t) I want santos and garcia parallels but WORSE and I don’t want to have to do it myself

[limply throws titus fic onto your dash] here damn

can yall send me fics where readers in a situationship with Robby and he lowkey treats her like shit tysm it’s for research

i was craving toast for breakfast this morning but i dont own a toaster. my boyfriend asked me why i wanted toast and i said i didnt know but it sounded really good. this lovely man didnt respond but he grabbed a pan, googled how to make toast without a toaster and made me breakfast. he also kissed me a bunch in between. ladies i am blessed

something they don’t tell you is that you can double feature the odyssey and jackass: best and last and call it Odysseyass

made fun of my work dad because his fingers don’t fit into thimbles and he said “i’m sorry i’m lesbian hung” hEY SO someone needs to come pick up their dad rn