#sharkposting

if i had a nickel for every blond guy known for their kindness and empathy who gets super muscle powers bestowed upon them in a cool montage because of said kindness and empathy id have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

this summer will be the summer that i actually rewatch steven universe for real i swear it's going to actually happen this time

thinking of grace getting top surgery before the hail mary mission because he finally has the resources + support to do so. stratt calling up the best surgeon in the world and setting up everything so that grace can still coordinate the project from his recovery bed. carl staying with him to help him with his bandages, his drains, reaching things from tall shelves. grace seeing the results and being happy that he finally looks like himself and then hating himself for it because the world is still ending. grace waking up in space and remembering as soon as he sees the scars on his chest

just rewatched captain america and the winter soldier and look i don’t know what the writers were cooking up between steve and bucky but there’s no way it was entirely straight

i may not be hot but i have shark earrings and a shark keychain and a big blahaj and a small blahaj and a santa cruz shark and a mystery shark and a notebook that says i really like sharks okay and i write about sharks in it and i ordered a shark lanyard so at least i have that going for me

look i havent even finished season 1 of good omens but seeing all the posts about the season 3 finale is making me go 'what were the writers thinking'

debating freeing myself from cringe and writing mcu captain america fic in the great 2026