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Title: Keep It Down Kinktober Day: 18 Prompt: "Don't wake the crew" Kink: voyeurism / exhibitionism

Wordcount: 4,252 Relationships: Penguin x Shachi Characters: Penguin, Shachi Additional Tags: Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Masturbation, Semi-Public Sex, Dirty Talk, First Time, First Kiss, Risk of being caught, Mild Praise, Bottom Penguin, Top Shachi, Pen is a little shit but also in love

Summary:

Life on a submarine means close quarters and thinner walls than anyone would like. When Shachi catches Penguin making too much noise one night, he should look away. He doesn’t. What starts as annoyance spirals into something neither of them can laugh off, and maybe neither of them want to.

Penguin: so uhm... Captain?

Shachi: Pen and I have something to tell you...

Law:.. how much do I have to deduct from your share this time?

Shachi: woah, rude! Why do you assume we broke something instantly??

Penguin: Nothing happened! This is a serious matter!

Law: Oh? Consider me listening, then. What's so pressing you're barging into my quarter at this late hour?

Penguin: well... you see... Shachi and I aren't as straight as we thought we were...

Shachi: and as we are a crew we thought you should know we are dating now!

Law: *staring exasperated at the two blushing, nervous men*..... and the sky is blue. Why are you telling me this now? Isn't it a little bit late for that?

Shachi: wait. what? Why are you so calm?!

Penguin: and what do you mean 'a little late'? we came straight to you after deciding on this!

Law:... Are you two for real now...? I wedded you two myself. 6 fucking years ago! You're even wearing wedding bands around your neck ever since?!

Penguin: WE'RE WHAT NOW??!!

Shachi: WE DO WHAT NOW??!!

Law: what the fuck do you think those are??? You insisted on me doing you the honor that very night. I still don't know where you even got those rings from. Nor do I want to, to be honest.

Penguin&Shachi: huh.... Well... Friendship rings of course?

Law: *can't hold his snort any longer* sure. friendship rings. And that smooching session at the end of the ceremony was just kissing 'the homies good night', I get it.

Penguin: Damn. Did we even go on a honeymoon? I feel betrayed out of my matrimonial rights now.

Shachi: huh.... well. we're just dating for barely 20 minutes, but if you wanna cash in on that, I'm game, dude.

Law: oh for fucks sake...if you don't need anything else, get out!

Yes Sir !

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OTP asks

4: Which one is more protective? Who needs to be ‘protected’?

Both of them need to be protected by Law 😂 No, they can fend for themselves (a little)... I don't see one as much more protective or in need of protection than the other tbh... I think maybe mentally, Shachi is a bit more protective. As in, Penguin gets intimidated maybe a little bit easier, and Shachi feels the need to stand up to people for him. Although, if you ask Penguin, he would tell you he is not easily intimidated and will stand up for himself. He might even tell you it's the other way around (and at rare times it can be). They stand up for each other when they need to, but I don't think either of them really needs to be protected by the other much.

6: Who would beg the other not to leave? Who has to leave to protect the other?

Oh geez, get angsty, will you? Okay, honestly, in this case, I'd say Penguin is the one who will leave to protect Shachi. But these two are a set. Do not seperate under any circumstances. They will not survive without the other. So, if Penguin would leave, he'd either be back soon because they cannot stay way from each other, or they will both die soon after, because of a broken heart. Not kidding. They will either die of a broken heart or die because they are so much weaker without the other.

10: Describe their first date.

Canon wise? I dunno if there ever was a first date. They'd be a classical friends-to-lovers case, where it just happens that they become more than just friends. If there is a date, it will be long after they've gotten together. At a certain point one of them (probably Peng) would be like 'We never really went on a date...' and they'd be like 'why don't we change that'. So, they go to some fancy restaurant, dinner by candle light, romantic music, and... it'd be suuuper awkward, because they don't have much special to tell, and this is not the environment they are comfortable in. They are always together already anyway, so they can always talk about whatever they want. They often have a moment where they can go somewhere with more privacy as well, so they can do lovey-dovey stuff without bothering the rest of the crew. A date really wasn't necessary, and they don't feel at ease in that restaurant. They make the best of it, but agree that it's not something they should repeat, probably.

Law: for animal, I got polar bear.

Ikkaku: what a surprise. I have platypus.

Shachi: Penguin.

Law and Ikkaku: *snorting* who would've guessed.

Penguin:*stares at Shachi* Porpoise.

Shachi: Oi. What's that supposed to mean?!

Penguin: *smirking* why? are you taking offense?

Shachi: I don't know! Depends, did you just roast me or did you call me cute?

Penguin: hmm...both.

*chaos ensues*

Law: I can't believe they're grown ass adults, fighting over a game like toddlers...

Ikkaku: Oh, I don't think they're at their throats for much longer, more like down their throats... GET A ROOM, YOU ANIMALS!!

Bepo: Sorry.. But why exactly are you here again?

Penguin: I'm conducting an experiment. *looks at stopwatch* Can't be much longer now.

Hakugan: What kind of experiment?

Penguin: How fast Shachi can find his conditioner.

Bepo:.. Don't tell me you took it again?

Hakugan:.. But aren't you rather conditioning him to find you that way?

Penguin: *grins* Well, it's for research purposes.

*heavy footsteps and yelling in the hallway*

Shachi: *skidding to a stop at the doorframe, looking like a drenched cat* PENGUIN!!! NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!

Penguin: *stopping the watch* Oh, under 7 minutes, that's a new record!

Shachi: I DON'T CARE, GIVE IT BACK, YOU JERK!

Penguin: Yes, yes, I'll help you fix your hair, don't worry. *follows a pouting Shachi*

Hakugan: Is this what they call un-conditional love...?