WEEDS (2005-2012) 

#casually joking about the murder shane committed 

1. Fez from That ‘70s Show- If you’re a girl, you’ll probably agree with me on this cuz I think we all have met someone like Fez. Dude was literally a peeping Tom and didn’t know when to back off sometimes. Sure he’s funny and has cool catchphrases, but that doesn’t excuse his questionable behavior.

2. Jackie from That ‘70s Show- watching her be a brat is entertaining but omg would I hate to be friends with her. I wouldn’t even keep her around to even pull pranks on and bicker with. She had some great lines too, but I’ll pass on the friendship part.

3. Jade West from Victorious- I promise you if Jade were ugly, no one would like her. She’s funny sometimes and has an amazing voice but omg I do not get why they hang out with her. She literally made it clear she doesn’t view any of them as friends and commonly dehumanizes them.

4. Steve Urkel from Family Matters- no doubt the biggest star of the show. Dude is fun to watch and has iconic dances and lines, but if some random nerd kept barging into your house unwanted, you’d be annoyed too. Also, his inability to leave Laura alone despite her wishes is a turn off looking back. Just cuz you’re nice to her doesn’t mean she owes you ANYTHING!!!

5. Cory Baxter from That’s so Raven- Dude loved himself some money and had no problem stepping on a few toes to get it. He was also pretty selfish a lot of the time and commonly used his friends as henchmen.

6. Literally ALL of the It’s always sunny in Philadelphia characters are a no- all of them are unapologetic bigots. It’s absolutely hilarious to watch them fuck things up and yell nasty things but omg I’d probably punch everyone if I stayed around them too long.

7. Jean Ralphio from Parks and Rec- I actually love when he appears on my screen, but I totally get why people tend to run the opposite direction when they see him. Dude really be irritating people and disrupting their days

8. Eleanor Shellstrop from The Good Place- I’m talking more season 1 and 2 her to be exact. She’d literally be my worst nightmare tbh. Her lack of empathy was insanely high.

9. Pretty much everyone in Shameless- I love watching the Gallagher’s do their thing, but I have no desire to befriend them at all. Most of them aren’t exactly ideal people and I do get why considering their backgrounds but some of them take it too far (cough cough Debbie)

10. Shane Botwin from Weeds- he’s my favorite character because of his sociopathic tendencies and hilarious one liners, however he’s literally killed a woman without hesitation or remorse. He wasn’t even shaken up. That’s a sign to stay FAR away from him.