#shameless self plug

i don't expect canon dandy to be like this (i envision him more as a guy with good intentions doing HORRENDOUS things) but☝️ i do enjoy some good manipulative dandy content

ive got a toxic married inkpetals au im casually working on where dandy is secretly poisoning and experimenting on bendy

i'll ALWAYS preach for the straightjacket au by @coffee-nya. best thing in existence i fuckin love that comic, lwk what got me into inkpetals

@foresthouseowo has a couple different aus like that too that are super cool! ones hannibal inspired

Redraw of @crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington pork soda animation it’s genuinely so peak um but with Tomska and Matt Hargreaves because I’m a filthy homosexual ooh colors

It’d be a shame if someone read it, left a kudos and maybe even a comment…

https://archiveofourown.org/works/77307916?view_full_work=true

It's a very spur-of-the-moment (by which I mean I have no plan) PMD fic featuring an Eevee whose uncle is the local Guildmaster and whose family are all famous explorers and an orphan Espurr who's too psychic for his own good becoming best friends forever and having cool adventures and a lot of mishaps, and I'm going to try and keep it going because the characters seem really fun. (My apologies to the handful of people who probably followed this account recently because I was talking about Deltarune, this is a very multifandom space.)

Check it out if you want, or don't, I'm not your dad. I'm frankly terrified to put this out into the world but I'd love it if it made anyone's day brighter.

There’s far more to the world of Annelida than the humble nightcrawlers you find in your yard; many species are found in marine environments, where they take such varied forms as the fearsome bobbit worm or the ethereal tomopteris. Here I’ve rendered a ragworm (family Nerididae); a sort of polychaete (bristle worm) found in benthic marine (and occasionally freshwater) environments the world over.

Some cool facts to win you over:

1. The largest ragworm in the world is the king ragworm (Alitta virens), which ready achieves lengths of 4 ft/120 cm.

2. Ragworms are an important part of the live sea-bait industry. Unfortunately that also means they have been harvested so extensively in some areas that their populations are threatened.

3. Ragworms reproduce through a bizarre process called epitoky, in which the benthic worm either transforms into a free-swimming reproductive morph, or buds off several free swimming sex-clones to party in the world above. Either way, it will be the final act of the animal’s life.

4. Ragworms, like bobbit worms, have large, eversible mandibles in their pharynx that they extrude to give a nasty bite.

I think I was reading Visit and I noticed that Elrond didn’t seem to like Thranduil all that much and Thranduil didn’t seem to like Elrond much either. I was wondering why and if they’d ever come to like each other. Stay safe out there and have a great day!!💛

Hellloooooooo!!  Welcoem Back <3 

One of the ways that I describe Thranduil is, “Not Unkind, but definitely unfriendly,” and I think that Thranduil from Elrond’s POV in ‘Visit’ is a perfect example of this. He does not really participate in small-talk, he does not go our of his way to force a conversation he see’s no reason to have, he does not feel obligated to sooth the social discomfort of Elrond. Thranduil does not dislike Elrond, but he is indifferent to him, and thus puts zero effort to soften his increidlby Sharp Edges and that can look the same to many as being activly disliked. Thranduil was in Rinvendell to see Celebrian, exclusively. Elrond was not Celebrian. 

Likewise, I do not think that Elrond dislikes Thranduil as a person …. He just dones’t know what to DO with him. Up until ‘Visit’ the only context that Elrond had ever really seen Thranduil in was the War of Wrath and then the War of the Last Alliance. So his imiage of Thranduil is very ….. Aggressive and Bloodsoaked. So he was very wary of the Woodland King, for good reason, and Thranduil did literally nothing to make him more comfrotable. Elrond is trapped under the weight of being ‘A Good Host’ unitl Celebrian returns, but has not idea how to do that. He hates that feeling. PLUS seeing Thranduil the way that he is around those he loves and trusts created a very speficed kind of Congnitive Dissoncine for Elrond lol 

Overtime Elrond becomes more comfortable around Thranduil, and finds him a little more prediactable. He witnesses more and more glimpses of the Thranduil that his friends and family get to see, and gets better at understadning when he’s making a joke and when he isn’t. For his part, Thranduil eventually does put more effort into softening his edges and being a more helpful conversation partner. Perhaps at the behest of Celebrian. 

When Celebrian is kidnapped by the Orcs, Thranduil was surprinsgly supportive, protective, and caring of Elrond both before and after her sailing west. In his own weird way. It was during this time that the two of them finally formed their own (somewhat odd) friendship. 

Thranduil was still not overly ‘friendly’ but Elrond did know that the Elvenking cared enough about him to leave his forest and travel across the mountains to do what he could to help. 

Nearing the end of the Third Age, when Greenwood was in its most angry and desperate of times, King Thranduil would not often accept or respond to official requests from Lord Elrond… but Thranduil would almost always respond to letters from his friend Elrond. The response was usually short and as to the point as possible, but he did respond. (see “Two Letters” lol)

The Dick Pic Fic (IceMav)

Summary:

Maverick accidentally sends a dick pic to Ice. He is beyond mortified and can't be in the same room with him anymore. Annoyed, Bradley tells Ice to do something, anything.

Pairings:

Pete "Maverick" Mitchell x Tom "Iceman" Kazansky

Warnings:

Smut