#shak

I was out this weekend and made a discovery.  As I’m walking through the men's department looking to add something flashy to my wardrobe, I discover that Shaquille O’Neal has his own clothing line.  Yep, Shak has his own fashion line.  Now I like Shak, but I never thought of him as someone I would want to tailor my look after.  Hey, if he can put out a line of clothes, why not me?  There is no reason I could’nt put out a polished, high class look in clothes.  I would label my clothing line.  “Affordable elegance with a splash of down home.”  And to give my special line a hook, I’d mention how Kangaroo Hair is part of our product.  I lean on simplicity and practicality.  My line is clothes you can afford and live in.  Why have a Rolex when a Timex will tell time just as well?  I asked my wife what she thought the trademark of my look was.  She said, “Well, honey, I’d say food stains on your shirt.”   I bet Shak got the same negativity when  he first started his fashion line. My slogan for my fashion line would read: “Clothes to attend a fine restaurant, and also feed the chickens if you need to.”