Dec 19, 2024
We, the jury, find LOTR guilty of being a horse girl movie in the second degree 🐎👩⚖️
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We, the jury, find LOTR guilty of being a horse girl movie in the second degree 🐎👩⚖️
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Run, Shadowfax. Show us the meaning of haste.
im sorry shadowfax is just a NORMAL FUCKING HORSE?????
listen you try being a 12 year old watching the two towers directed by peter jackson for the first time and watching gandalf--who I will remind everyone is a literal magic wizard with magic wizard powers and shit--summon a white unicorn-looking horse out of seemingly fucking nowhere and declare that horse to be lord of all horses. You try that and don't fucking assume that's a magic horse. shadowfax, 'lord of horses' and i took that LITERALLY i thought he was a sentient king of horses with authority in horse society
nah bro, he's just a horse gandalf STOLE from theoden
"Éowyn was slender and tall, with a grace and pride that came to her out of the South from Morwen of Lossarnach, whom the Rohirrim had called Steelsheen."
(Appendix A "The House of Eorl")
Éowyn with Shadowfax in the lush meadows of Rohan @megarywrites @sotwk :)
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Shadowfax!
First time reading the two towers and Gandalf is so horse girl coded fr. What do you mean Shadowfax is the king of all horses and doesn't let anyone near him but you? What do you mean he comes running to you when you whistle but he would nobody else touch him??? That's some black beauty ass shit dude
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Shadofax leading his herd through a thunderstorm over the fields of Rohan.
oil on canvas