#shadow tag

"AAH- Oh, i guess we can talk now. (Sunny stepped on me and scared the shit outta me before moving to his spot and meowing at me. Hes still there. Its been hours.)

"Hey, that's impolite!" (My Husky was trying her damndest to stick her nose up my ass. I just wanted food)

"Question, is dancing around in your underwear a sane thing to do? Science says: Maybe!" (I was spinning in circles while my cats stared at me. I was clothed. Why did I say this.)

"You want me to nuke a marshmallow?" (Said to my dad, about making smores without fire. He gave me a weird look. I think it's cuz I interrupted him)

"Have you ever nuked a grape? It makes plasma, you shouldnt eat it." (... you can probably guess. I interrupted him again to say this. Whoops)

"Are we going to be nice or are we going in the tub?" (Cat, Cocoa was misbehaving. I was threatening to just put her into the bathtub and walk away. That's... not a threat.)

"Maybe love is too effective as a bribe..." (Casper the cat really likes being pet. I got him onto the giant cat hamster wheel by offering pets. A few minutes later I went out to investigate him yelling. The second he saw me, he started running on the wheel again. He just wanted pets. He does not need to do that, we give him lots of love)

"No she doesn't know how to go down stairs, she just jumps" (my Husky can't go into the basement. Too many stairs to jump over. She's unhappy about it and stares from the ground floor. She tends to whine at guests who stay downstairs. They get concerned.)

"Maybe the real friends were the snow banks we were buried in along the way" (again, about Connor to myself. The ghosts must find me very entertaining.)

"Could you move your tiny tush?" (Our second smallest cat, Mocha, was on top of my phone. I stood up for 2 seconds and she ran to it.)

"Stop it you fucking ferret!" (Lili is not a ferret. She's a cat. However she is very long and was biting my ring.)

"Fuck you, air jail." (Proceeded to hold Cocoa up by the torso where she couldn't wiggle free. She was attacking my feet)

"That's it, gay baby jail for you." (Proceeded to put Sunny into the spot for gaming consoles for like. A minute. It has a glass door and no back. He was hissing at the younger kitties. I was watching the whole time)