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Here are my thoughts on the very first episode of Shadowhunters. I think I might keep this format for the following episodes.Â
Also, this rewatch will be random and sporadic. So, thereâs that. Enjoy!
GENERAL NOTES
Jace bumps into Clary â not very professional, Jace: youâre invisible, not intangible. More importantly, though, Clary has the sight!
Clary introduces herself to examiners who are almost as unwelcome to her as the audience is. We learn about her drawing skills and that she sees weird symbols and demons around. Again, Clary has the sight!
Are Clary and Maureen friends? Or is Maureen friends with Simon, who is friends with Clary? I need to know to evaluate how gratuitous this exposition conversation about Claryâs family history is.
Clary unintentionally draws an angelic rune. Because Clary has the sight! I cannot stress this enough.
Too bad Jace didnât notice the angelic rune on the van. That couldâve been interesting. But, guys, Jace says it! Clary has the sight!!
Jace has a rather intimate approach to interrogating a Shax Demon. Weird take, but okay, Ed Decter. I guess Alec is⊠jealous? Mildly bored? Uncomfortable? Iâm uncomfortable.
Why does Izzy refer to Alec as âmyâ brother and not âourâ brother, Iâll never know. She refers to Jace as her âbrother in every wayâ in the next episode, so thereâs that.
Great scene where Izzy is forcing Alecâs suspicion to be based on jealousy while Alec corrects her and says itâs caution. We know he won the argument because he got the last word.
First âall the legends are trueâ!! Immediately followed by âweâre shadowhuntersâ, which is not a legend, but okay.Â
we learn sheâs been out for two days when Simon calls. This is important because it will be the longest episode timeline wise in this entire show.
Oh, this is the first time I notice the shadow passing behind Simon at 34:46. Cool.
Clary has been drawing runes without knowing about them because, you got it, Clary has the sight!
Is this âchoose your pathâ scene with Jace and Simon pulling Clary to literal opposite directions a lot on the nose? Yes. Do I like it? Kind of. Also, here is the theme of the episode, kids. Claryâs two conflicting halves pulling her apart. She has to choose one or sheâll break.
THE GOOD
That whole teaser is great. A nice and functional introduction to the shadowhunters, the existence of demons, and to the fact that Clary is different than your regular mundane girl. Zero exposition is done by dialogue. Effective and compelling.
Clary and Simon's friendship is the sweetest.Â
Lukeâs terse response about Jocelyn creates some believability later on when he tells the Circle members he doesnât care about the Frays. Same thing with Lukeâs running out of patience with Jocelynâs lies to Clary.
The dynamic between Clary and Dot is endearing. Iâm buying their affection to one another and Dot being worried about what is waiting for Clary now that Jocelyn finally decided to stop gaslighting her own daughter.
âMom, weâve had the Talk. Iâm good.â Even in the pilot, Clary is shown to be in charge of her own sexuality. Well done, show.
Good for Magnus for pointing out that erasing Claryâs memories wonât protect her. Also, good for the character of Magnus for going along with it anyway. Letâs hope this exchange between Magnus and Jocelyn gets referenced later on.
The entire re-introduction dynamic between Alec and Izzy, Izzy and Jace, Alec and Jace is absolute gold. It humanizes these three suspicious-looking superpowered people we saw in the teaser. Too bad we donât get a little reaction from Jace to Alecâs snarky âplatinumâ. But we do get amazing characterization through their dialogue: Alec doesnât care for mundanes and is the cynical one, Izzy has something to do with science and is the fun one, Jace doesnât care about the rules and is the soldier-minded one.
Clary checking out Simon when heâs shirtless is there for a reason and Iâll never stop pointing it out.
Clary is a feminist icon and so she tries to help the âgirlâ about to be attacked by the crazy dude with the glowing sword. After that, we get a great fight sequence where we infer that the Lightwoods are expert fighters, Alec and Jace act like Parabatai, Izzy kicks ass, and Clary yells and freaks out like the untrained eighteen-year-old she is.
Valentine mercilessly killing that mouthy Circle Member for insulting Jocelyn both works to establish how dangerous Valentine is and to show that his experiments are crazy.
THE BAD
Claryâ unawareness about Simonâs crush on her would be less annoying if she didnât use such a flirty tone when praising his intelligence. Same thing with âThatâs how I know itâs coolâ and âYou do not tattoo my neck. That creepy.â Whoever told Kat McNamara to use this pretentious sexy tone of voice was wrong. Clary sounds much better when sheâs being sassy instead of flirty.
Honestly, âdemonic murdersâ isnât subtle at all. But arenât the demons draining mundane blood artistically inclined? Whoâd thought they would leave their dead mundane victims looking like a perfume ad?
No, Maureen. A single mother raising her only daughter by herself isnât suspicious. Itâs 2016, get on with the- Oh, wait. Jocelyn just took out a seraph blade and activated it for no reason at all besides being an act break. This level of needless drama requires a sensible third party. I take it back.
So, why exactly canât Simon hear Jace? People will hear Claryâs phone ringing in a couple of episodes, so why is Jaceâs voice inaudible now?
There is no in-context reason for the Circle Members not to mention Jocelynâs marriage to Valentine as they try to recruit her back. Other than keeping that information hidden from the viewers, that is. But I guess itâs convenient that they donât mention that in this private conversation.
Why would Valentineâs base be in Chernobyl? I get that they force warlocks to work for them. But still, why? Because itâs evil?
THE INTERESTING
The focus on the missing biscotti is a little heavy-handed, but it consists mostly in a visual-only plot point, so thatâs good.Â
Itâs curious that Jocelyn introduces the Shadow World to Clary using a stele. That will eventually be Claryâs greatest weapon as a shadowhunter. She even uses it to stab a demon, her greatest move as a shadowhunter.
Simon singing âForever Youngâ will always be a good foreshadowing. Also, this is the start of the showâs good use of Albertoâs musical talents.
The Circle Members recognize Jocelyn in Clary. Too bad they didnât have Kat McNamara playing young-Jocelyn in the flashbacks. Give her some bangs and maybe a different tone of red. Kat can do a very good badass and it would highlight the differences between Clary and her mother at her age.
Clary spills out her MO in the first episode. âIâm not interested in being a part of your supernatural fight club. I just want to find my mom. The rest of it â whatever it is â all that I care about is finding my mother.â The warnings were all there and we missed it.
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