Before the last of Arcane releases I must get this off my chest.
I’m not saying gay sex can fix everything. I’m just saying the last time we had a straight sex scene Viktor almost died and got into an abusive relationship with an orb.
We all know Jayce loves to see everything as a nail but maybe he just needs to use a different hammer.
And maybe just maybe, the problem wasn’t that it was Mel and Jayce, the problem was that it was JUST Mel and Jayce.
Get Viktor in that bed with them. And with the power of a magical Black goddess, Czech Robot Jesus, and the white twunk they are both pegging. All our problems can be solved.
Thank you for seeing my PiltTalk












