A quick short story for my lovely name twins! Happy Birthday @acciovodka Hababa is the bestest name in the whole world! ❤️
This is written for fun, don’t take this (me) seriously!
Tom looked around his pub. It was a fairly quiet night, well, compared to the nights when he played Game Of Thrones on the telly.
“See ya, Tom! Bit drunk from the fire whiskey you served. Magical drink! Got my wife excited!” One of the customer howled before he left ー dragged by his ear by said wife.
Not exactly the kind of excitement he had in his mind LOLOLOL! #drunkcust #thepinkhairedwifeiscool
Tom exited the app and was going to take a picture of his cocktail when the sound of bell chimes told him of new customer. He turned to see a couple of adult, maybe in their 30s, sat at the bar. The gentleman looked sullen whilst the lady looked furious. He shoved his phone into his pocket.
“Evening lad and lass. Anything I can get ya?” Tom greeted them.
The man muttered something under his breath and Tom was sure the lady could hear him perfectly but she openly ignored him.
“Dry Martini for me and Pina Colada for him,” she said coolly, sliding her credit card across the bar, “Keep the tab open.”
“I said beer,” the man glared at her. He then shifted his attention to Tom, and with a small smile he added, “And chips on the side, please.”
Tom left them to their own devices ー quarrels, more likely. After some time, he went to give them their order. He caught up on their conversation.
“I can’t believe we’re still discussing this!” She yelled. She stopped herself from saying more in front of Tom.
Her partner thanked him before he chugged his beer.
Tom left them again but he stood in their vicinity, curious to know what was going on between the two good looking pair. From the sound of her shrieks, he knew it was something big. He kept his ears open.
“I don’t think I can take it anymore. We’ve been hiding a lot of stuff from each other!” He slammed his beer on the bar.
For the first time in that evening, Tom was grateful for the lack of patrons in his pub.
“I’ve been asking, ‘where have you been?’ ‘What were you doing late?’ ‘Who were you with?’ And I got no answers! How do you suppose I react to that, huh?!” The man ran his hand through his ginger hair frustratedly.
Tom noticed how the lady played with the ring on her left finger through his whole outburst. He saw her shoulders shook.
“For fucks’ sake, stop being a ninny! There’s a reason for that!” She finished her drink in one sip and lifted her glass up, silently asking for a refill.
Tom served her like a queen for calling him a ninny.
“If I hear you whine one more time, I swear I ー”
“What? Leave?” He laughed, “Nah you won’t. You’re bound to me.” He eyed the ring on her finger.
Tom clasped his hand on his mouth when it finally dawned to him: he didn’t have a ring on his finger.
He took out his phone and quickly tweeted:
Who’s the real cheater? Ginger head or pug face?! #shook #dramaoftheyear #teampugface
“This ring doesn’t have anything to do with you, asswipe!”
!!!! Pug Face just called him asswipe! #queenofsass #asswipe #asdfghjkl
“Still doesn’t change the fact that we’re over,” the man demeanour suddenly changed. He looked up to Tom and said in a very saddened voice, “Pina Colada, please.”
Tom felt bad for him so he gave him extra pineapple.
“What did I do wrong?” His voice was muffled as he covered his face with his hands.
The lady ruffled her black short hair and seemingly defeated. She dialled someone. She tapped her finger on the bar impatiently and halted when her called being answered. “I can’t hold on longer than this.”
“I can’t stand his whining anymore!” She stared at his freckled face. “Just pick me up already!” She hung up angrily.
“He’s coming,” she told him.
He was silent for a moment, then he asked, “Why?”
She took one last sip when a car honk could be heard. She stood up to leave but she stopped a step away from the door.
I trusted you pug face! Don’t you dare take that step! #nuuuu!! #</3
“Because you’re not worth my time.”
The man snickered and without looking at her, he said, “Fuck off.”
ASDLFFGYLHHPTSMSW I SWEAR SHES A BITCH!!! #yeahfuckoff #fu
Tom was busy replying people’s replies when the door swung open abruptly, making the bell chimed loudly.
The black hair ran to ginger head and kissed him fiercely. “I’m sorry for being distant. I promise you there’s a reason, a solid reason!”
“Ronald Bilius Weasley,” the black-haired man went down on one knee, one hand holding Ron’s hand, one hand holding a small red box on its palm. “Will you spend the rest of your life with this old man?”
Ron’s tears were streaming down like waterfall, he snorted and finally gave him his answer, “Yes! Of course I’ll bloody spend my life with you, Snape!”
Snape’s face lit up and he flounced his hair as he said, “Everyone, we’re getting married!”
Tom cheered for them passionately. “On the house!” He served the newly engaged couple the best Pina Colada he ever made.
Ginger head is officially off the market! #ageisjustanumber #mlm #gaypride #happy
“This supposed to happen on our 5th anniversary but Pansy called, said she couldn’t hold the secret from you anymore.” Snape kissed the ring on Ron’s finger.
Ron laughed and Tom was glad to see him happy.
“Can’t believe she’s married to Gin. She’s forever tied to me. Family!”
“Yes. And one day I hope to have a big family with you.”
And they lived happily ever after. #beautiful #iship #onetruepair
