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Found my old notebook from seventh grade and it has a full page dedicated to headcanons I had/have for Jayā¦ā¦. You know what that means!!
*First Iāll state all the headcanons, then Iāll comment about them
Deliberately did a poor job whenever it was his turn to clean to manipulate Zane into doing it instead
Isnāt the biggest fan of sea food, yet frequently pretends to like it (specifically in front of Nya)
Frequently oversleeps
Terribly afraid of spiders and giant animals
As a child was incredibly energetic and restless, often exhausting Ed and Edna
Still, nobody is aware of his adoption for the sole reason that heās scared of having a meltdown if anyone asks āhow do you know?ā
Picked up driving faster than the others
Feels the need to make any serious situation/predicament into a joke, otherwise getting severe panic attacks
Bought a silly pajamas for 3999.99$ (aka got scammed), and isnāt allowed to shop at all (offline/online)
Has a collection of shiny stuff that Maya threw out, mistaking it for trash
Mild anger issues
Used to brush his teeth 5 times a day or -9 times
Bawled when watching Lion King. *After finishing the movie, Kai compared Jay to that crazy monkey
Star is his favorite shape
Shiny colors? Shiny colors!
Keeps handmade gifts
And now for my opinionā¦.. if you have a different opinion of mine (like something I donāt/vise versa) and want to comment, but feel like you shouldnāt, youāre totally welcomed! Donāt listen to me, speak your mind!
Stupidest thing Iāve ever heard. He doesnāt need to āmanipulateā Zane, and Zane is smart enough to pick up on it. And if not, Cole and Kai will pick up after maximum two days (if you have siblings you know that you always search where your sibling is, to see if theyāre also doing a chore to make sure theyāre (God forbid) resting while youāre working) and tell Zane and get revenge on Jay. That scheme will not last for more than three days. Bonus: Jay confesses he just doesnāt know how to do it and Zane warmly offers to teach him
Somehow even more stupid? What led me to think about this? I wouldāve agreed if only we wouldāve known Nya was the water ninja before Possession. I can totally see Rise of the Snakes through Legacy of the Green Ninja Jay doing this, but it makes no sense if nobody knows about Nyaās powers. So, just no. (*because itās out of character for Possession Jay to pretend, and I really want to believe Skybound Jay isnāt this pathetic)
Gyatt dammit. Funny how I wrote that then yet today I headcanon that he ānever fully sleepsā and even if he does hit the deep state, itās never for long (I wonāt elaborate about why, I think I reblogged some smart post talking about this and have been obsessed since)
Love the reminder Iāve always been a Skybound fan. You know what, Sure. Iāll humor you, younger, silly me. Sons of Garmadon with that crab? Yeah. Jay had a panic attack behind a giant rock. Adam from Master of the Mountain? Jay couldnāt sleep for two days.
Totally. Great headcanon! Lightning never sleeps. Enough said, your honor!
I wouldnāt say ānobodyās awareāā¦ Iād like to think Nya has a vague memory of him screaming about his adoption back at the island (I headcanon that post-turning back from losing herself and her memories, she forgot most of Skybound thanks to my wonderful moot). Iād like to think he told the team, but keeping it a secret seems cute. Surely, Ed and Edna knows, as well as Wu
Sure. Why not, honestly. He had knowledge from video games, most likely travelled using a bicycle/motorcycle he built as a kid/teen, and is a fast learner. Seriously, cool
Way to state the obvious. Are we Joppy from seventh grade or Nadakhan from that one scene, am I right you guys? Plus I think a āpanic attackā is a little of an exaggeration of his situation. I would like to say that in stressful situations he often has the need to crack a joke. In case the situation isnāt fit for a joke, he plays in his head self-degrading jokes
NO. JUST NO. SHUT UP. Heās a very intelligent, smart, and most importantly, TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED man. He would NEVER IN A BAJILLION YEARS fall for a scam. He probably programmed that scam if anything!
Uhā¦. Sure? Iād like to think of Jay as a hoarder (he literally grew up in a junkyard), and one day he was like āSo prettyā¦ā and started collecting. Probably stuff from their adventures! (Like stolen a little something in Legacy of the Green ninja, the last episode (I think) WHATEVER THE BEQUEATH EPISODE, got himself a golden tooth from Misfortuneās Keep, stole Morroās remainsā thereās a lot of possibilities!)
Again. Canon. Get original dammit.
Makes no sense, not sure what I meant by that. I probably meant that he either brushes his teeth 48 times a week (double than the required/normal/advised amount), or he brushes his teeth nine times a whole month. Uhā¦. Noā¦.? The ninja probably have a routine of doing things like that together (probably as a competition to start the day with a punch), and as a kid I believe his ma always reminded him of self-care (based on her screaming for water in Hands of Time)
I never watched the Lion King. Idk why I felt the need to headcanon this, but now I headcanon the whole team secretly hate that movie and agreed to never see it. something about it being āoverratedā (Kai secretly watched it) (he was ignored for a day) (Zane and Pixal secretly watched it together) (their crime is still unfound)
Superstar Rocking Jay based. Love.
Okay that I have no idea. I think I meant neon colors or something, but I think I was referring to something about Superstar Rocking Jay?? I donāt know what to say since I have no idea wtf does it mean
Cute. Iād like to think he has a special drawer/place to put everything he got as a gift that was handmade (itās mostly full with things from his ma)
Message to all my girls who are really into downtown girl fashion this year-
Yes the style is cute
No you donāt need to change your personality to match
No you donāt need to change your interests to match
You dont have to like the smiths to wear big jumpers and leg warmers. You donāt have to be quiet and mysterious all the time. You donāt need to be a hopeless romantic or a hater. You donāt need to love reading always.
You can be an extrovert and snarky and summer toned and still wear brown pleated skirts with doc martens. You can like math better than English. You can not gaf about the piano or the smiths or poetry.
You do not need to be the entire persona to like the style there is no restrictions or disciplinary action that will be taken if you donāt have wired headphones.
I guarantee you will be a thousand times cooler if youāre being your authentic self while wearing pinteresty outfits you love. Please just take your leg warmers and piano skirts and move on.
And for the love of god leave the cds and vinyl ALONE
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When I was in seventh grade, in my honors literature class, they had us read Unbroken, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas, and Lord of the Flies. I was twelve. TWELVE.
