#seussical

heated rivalry AU where instead of hockey it’s seussical jr and instead of the metros and raiders or bears and voyagers they’re gertrude and mayzie (but not in the direction you think) and instead of adult men they’re seventh grade girls and instead of sex there’s very intense and passive aggressive mimetic desire

I will never not find it funny how there's essentially two songs in two very different musicals where a character has a problem and then another character comes in like "hey I had this problem but then I did drugs about it and that solved it, you should do drugs about it" and then they do and everything goes wrong from there.