‘No Attachments’ Should probably be Rule Number 1 of being a Jedi
Orin Kaas: Rule number one of being A jedi: fallow the jedi code. Rule number Two: don’t disobey the jedi council.
Kira Carsen: since you’re a Miraluka, you can’t see, but I’m winking.
Lord Scourge: Sounds right. Rebel Young jedi.
Sergeant Rusk: Who let the sith in? This is a JEDI class.
Orin Kaas: Rusk if you can’t play nice with Lord Scourge... stand in the corner.
Rusk:: *IMMEDIATELY goes to corner*
Orin KIaas: ... anyway... Rule three is that attachments are Forbidden
Kira: well Sh*t two broken rules in as many minutes, and I feel fine
Lord Scourge: Yes Jedi. You are already on your journey to the darkside.
Rusk: IS NOT YOU WASHED UP ANGRY TOMATO THE JEDI WILL SAVE THE GALAXY, AND THEN YOU’RE OUT THE AIRLOCK.
Lord Scourge: that coming from the soldier who couldn’t get promoted.
Orin Kaas: that’s it. Scourge, in the corner next to Rusk. And you’re both getting the Dunce caps.
Scourge: *walks over* *whispers* Your dunce cap is stupider.
Rusk: not as stupider as your face sith scum!
Doc: *is using torn out pages of the rulebook to roll a blunt*
Doc: sure sweet thing. *wink*
Kira: *cringe* nevermind. *glaring.*
T-7 : kira=hating doc.// jedi= talk about anger management?
Orin Kaas: ah yes, channel your hatred into..
Lord Scourge: Yeeeees.... use your hatred! kill doc
Doc: Pardon? look, I said I’d share
Orin Kaas: I was gonna say into something constructive. like art
Kira: like this? *holds up paper*
T7 : Drawing= stick figures.// figure labeled ‘kira’= stabbing Doc.
Orin Kaas: Out of curiosity are things this bad for the Sith?
Lord Scourge. Warrior isn’t so bad. the biggest rule is not being mean to sweet funny little Twileks. Inquisitors are a whole other mess. They don’t have one specific rule, and all their other rules focus around listening to that rule that doesn’t exist in a massive series of decoys, and misdirections about the non-existent rule and a convoluted theory about it meaning there are no rules at all, or the in depth meaning of always being aware of twisted plots of the sith.
There’s a reason I’m not an inquisitor.
Orin Kaas: ok. i’m tired. break time. Kira, please pass out the juice boxes.
Kira: *slurping juice* sorry. me and Doc drank the last of it. *slurping* Hey since i drank it all can get a spanking Master? You can’t see but I am winking again.