my fucking knight just went awawa. what could this mean?

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my fucking knight just went awawa. what could this mean?

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every year, thousands of knights are left out in the rain in cardboard boxes. adopt one today. be her princess. save a knight.
hm? what of my knight? ohhh, yes. im letting her rest in my personal chambers, her tummy hurts because she overindulged at the feast.
sorry for threatening you with the black materia. was kinda rude of me i guess. its still pretty epic though. #myblackmateria
milady, i am your new knight! eh? you think I'm a pretty lady? ah, w-well- hm? yes, I took all the vows... poverty, obedience, chasti hey whoa whats that device there hhaha...

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beginning immediately, all knights are required to spend one day as maids. eh? what about the male knights, you say? pish-posh, what an outlandish concept... male knights! may as well say that pigs can fly while you're at it! i mean really now!
anyway i remembered something from like 6 years ago, wayyy before I actually started developing my own personality (which mind you is still an ongoing process)
i was given an assignment in my psychology class on like self-image or self-cognition or something similar where i had to write a short poem comparing myself to something and briefly describing why I am that thing
i chose a sword. specifically a rapier. i was a blank slate of a person, and i still wasn't escaping the knight allegations (which are true)
what a concept. I really said, before really knowing myself, "I am a sword." absolute cinema
*through gritted teeth* wow my awawa knight post keeps getting notes. i sure hope nobody tries to tell me about hyraxes.