Mandatory Team-Building in the Afterlife
Danny (standing in front of a glowing projector): Okay, everyone, welcome to the first official Ghost Zone Team-Building Workshop!
Box Ghost: I! HAVE! BROUGHT! BOXES! FOR! TRUST! FALLS!!
Danny: Perfect. Just… no more “Emotional Damage” boxes this time.
Skulker: I only came because you promised snacks.
Johnny 13: Yeah, where’s the ecto-donuts?
Ember (tuning her guitar): I’m only here for the group scream session.
Danny: Great enthusiasm, love that. Now, who wants to share what their biggest “unresolved mortal attachment” is?
Spectra (smiling): Everyone. That’s why we’re here.
Fright Knight: I was told there would be PowerPoint.
Danny: Right here—slides open a glowing portal labeled “Corporate Trauma”—so! Let’s circle up, and remember: feelings are mandatory.
Box Ghost: I! FEEL! CONFUSED!!
Danny: That’s the spirit.
(Somewhere behind him, a neon portal opens labeled “Click Here to Read the Full Report.”)
















