Mandatory Team-Building in the Afterlife
Danny (standing in front of a glowing projector): Okay, everyone, welcome to the first official Ghost Zone Team-Building Workshop!
Box Ghost: I! HAVE! BROUGHT! BOXES! FOR! TRUST! FALLS!!
Danny: Perfect. Just⦠no more āEmotional Damageā boxes this time.
Skulker: I only came because you promised snacks.
Johnny 13: Yeah, whereās the ecto-donuts?
Ember (tuning her guitar): Iām only here for the group scream session.
Danny: Great enthusiasm, love that. Now, who wants to share what their biggest āunresolved mortal attachmentā is?
Spectra (smiling): Everyone. Thatās why weāre here.
Fright Knight: I was told there would be PowerPoint.
Danny: Right hereāslides open a glowing portal labeled āCorporate Traumaāāso! Letās circle up, and remember: feelings are mandatory.
Box Ghost: I! FEEL! CONFUSED!!
Danny: Thatās the spirit.
(Somewhere behind him, a neon portal opens labeled āClick Here to Read the Full Report.ā)


















