Pt 1 of Catlike bruce:cat features
Ok, so, i got the idea from a few art peices, but *cat* Bruce.
Like the idea of CatWoman X BatMan happening becaus of how cat-like Bruce is is so dear to me.
Like, one time, Catwoman had Batamn tied to chair. "Awhhh, the bat's stuck?" But she knows eventually he'll escape and will fight her.
She mockingly grabs his hand and flexs the musceles and..claws appear.
Like, *retractable* claws like a cats.
Selina would be delighted.
Now that they're in a relationship, she purposly does stuff that she knows will bring out his inner cat:
A coffee cup slightly too close to the edge to ignore-"MASTER BRUCE. Dont. You. DARE."
A surface that is perfectly scratchable.
Somewhere where he should not fit but fits anyway.
Also, i think it would be funny if everyone in the manor started finding cat hair on their clothes and blame Selina, but turns out to be Bruce amd noone knows how or *why* he's producing cat hair.
I hc that Jason has allergies to cat hair(if its already debunked in cannon tell me) and when he's around Bruce sometimes his allergies flare up like crazy. Bruce woukd get SO sad Jason is temporarily allergic to him for the day and the others are fucking losing it like.-.













