Modern ah Black family dinners must’ve been hilaruous bc Walburga and Druella are not-so-subtly flirting with each other, Sirius and Bellatrix are arguing, Narcissa is texting Lucius under the table and Andromeda is tuning them all out/enjoying the drama and Regulus is wondering why he’s even here and tries to sneak upstairs w his food multiple times
The concept of the black cousins all becoming step siblings in modern au bc Walburga and Druella get married is the BEST bc they all have to live with each other and it’s so funny to me sjskskenen
The idea of Sirius being the last one to clock them bc he was convinced his mother was homophobic— “she’s a LESBIAN!? The woman who threatened to kick me out over my BOYFRIEND is GAY??”
“Don’t be ridiculous, she didn’t want to kick you out because you had a boyfriend, she wanted to kick you out because your boyfriend was poor! She’s not homophobic just classicist!” - Bella probably
Alphard and Florean have a daughter (this is a headcannon! @space-girliee & I made her up together lol) named Azalea and she’s like wayyyy younger than all her other cousins and she’s sitting there giggling at everyone.
Lucretia and Ignatius are probably hosting the dinner and are the only ones being relatively normal, Ignatius is eyeing his wife like “Thank god we never had kids”
Orion and Cygnus are there too, albeit begrudgingly.
That’s only a quarter of the black family btw…WITHOUT their spouses all there btw…
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