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Part 2 [see Part 1] of my favorite Charles panels from Dark Horse's Metalocalypse three-part mini-series and the Dethklok vs. The Goon one-shot (circa 2011):
Panel 1-3 + 5-6: Neither Charles nor Pickles want to be anywhere near Dethklok's brand spankin' new but also somehow already haunted Dethtrain;
Panel 4: Mashed Potato Johnson has a favor to ask of Dethklok, in return for his help with managing their collective depression in "Bluesklok" (1x14);
Panel 7: "Butt-horns" is one of Facebones' nicer terms of endearment;
Panel 8: The band marinates in existential angst wrt what other people will do with their music when they're all dead while Toki thumbs through what I assume to be the latest issue of Pussy Lovers magazine;
Panel 9: I won't ever be over this flawless parody of most Tribunal exchanges that also functions as a legitimate Tribunal exchange;
Panel 10: Charles always carries copious amounts of hand sanitizer on his person, which makes him @thortwenty151's mom.
*violently screams and convulses on the floor*
I KIN SOMEONE FROM METALOCALYPSE I JUST DON'T KNOW WHO HELP
Kloktober 19th, 2021
Crossover With a Horror Movie
“Well, he’s in a sort of coma,” the doctor explains, sounding bored. “There’s plenty of brain activity and he’s perfectly healthy, except for the liver issues, but we can’t get him to wake up.”
Inspired by the movie Insidious and the question, what if the events of the Black Fire Upon Us were a little bit different?
Insidiousklok, Chapter 1: Blackout
confession 6

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templar order looks better then i remember
Kloktober 2023, Day 16: In Memoriam (Honoring the Fallen): I anticipated that this would feature more one-episode characters' Hamburger Time(s); it wouldn't be difficult to come up with another 10 characters who have also Hamburger Time(d) for Dethklok, in any case.
Father Offdensen feat. The Robe - stay tuned for The Medallion aka The Pointy Doodad sculpted masterfully from Crayola Model Magic Clay! Special Feature: Nathan's face at Charles' faux funeral is heartbreaking - he looks so lost without his manager.