A report to Delta Command
Dear higher command,
This is See-4 with some news. We’ll be keeping off the fucken radar for a bit due to last mission which was a goddamn shit show by the way. I want to meet the cocksuker who provided our intel, because they majorly fucked us over. The map was useless, the SCP wasn’t even at Site, and the alarm system was tripped by a planted explosion. The same explosion which the medical report you’ll be receiving with my injuries, luckily just multiple minor cuts and bruises, and proof that it was set there as a trap.
Speaking of medical reports, I wasn’t the only one hurt on this run. Venture had blunt force trauma to her head which she luckily only sustained a headache from. But this event also lead to her going over some railing which resulted in some painful bruising on her legs. She can hardly sleep well or walk kind of bad.. Outsider on the other hand got the worstest injuries of us, as she had gone toe to toe with fucken Kondraki and SCP- 408.Â
The reason why it was her going against him, was I was helping Venture make a new escape route while trying to avoid more attention. Outsider was scouting ahead the new escape route with her cloak’s ability just to be sure. -That report of the cloak will be coming in soon- Unfortunately, SCP-408 could see her through the cloak’s ability and swarmed her to help Kondraki see her as well. She did her best to keep him distracted as Venture and I got by and to the last part of our escape route.
Unfortunately that meant leaving her behind by herself. I was going to go back for her when a loud boom shook the place and she came running over to join us at the last possible minute. This was due to Venture keeping phone contact with Outsider with earphones on our location.Â
We aren’t sure how she got away, but when she rejoined up; she arms where sliced open. Her cloak was in tatters and she smelled of smoke as we did our best to slow the bleeding before getting her out of there. I am requesting for Agent ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ to help give her combat training as I found out she didn’t even know how to fight…. Yes, she was that stupid. Give her a fucken break, she saved our asses.
All in all, the mission was an utter disaster and we believe we were set up. Seriously command, I think you got a traitor on board. Now I’m going to fuck off and hope to hear back on this.
See-4, over and out.
P.S. We still better get paid for this shit.
Returned note with original letter.
See-4,
Must we remind you to be professional when sending official documents, but we understand your frustrations with what has happened. Your request has been approved and we hope for everyone’s swift recovery. We also found that the agent who gave you the intel was a foundation friendly. We sent you a tape of his interrogation. We hope it makes you feel better.
Sincerely,
Delta Command.
P.S. Yes, you are being paid for this and please redo you letter for the official record.
No response or improved letter arrived, just a sticky note that stated: Fuck you.
