Honeybee's Autobot Bootcamp experience pt.2
Smokescreen: What the frag? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Blaster: What the pits do you do?
Smokescreen: I die? What kinda question…
Blaster: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.
Smokescreen: You saved me! Why?
Sunstreaker: The others would think I murdered you if I didn't.
Seaspray: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Honeybee: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
Cliffjumper, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?
Honeybee: Well, that's you.
Cliffjumper: Me?! Is that what I look like?
Honeybee: You don't know?
Cliffjumper: Busy day.
Honeybee: I'm bored, any suggestions?
Sunstreaker: Recharging is nice.
Honeybee: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.
Sunstreaker: Am I a good bot? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no.
Blaster: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.
Blaster: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Honeybee: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Sunstreaker: Drunk.
Seaspray: Wasted.
Smokescreen: Dead.
Cliffjumper: What is wrong with you?
Sunstreaker: Loaded question. Elaborate.
Cliffjumper: Anyone d-
Blaster: Depressed?
Honeybee: Drained?
Seaspray: Dumb?
Sunstreaker: Disliked?
Cliffjumper: -done with their work… what is wrong with you bots…
Cliffjumper: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
Something crashes
Blaster: Shoot-
Cliffjumper: running into the room in a panic WHAT FELL?!
Honeybee: walking by the room calmly What died?
Cliffjumper: Sunstreaker, keep an eye on Smokescreen today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Sunstreaker: Sure, I'd love to see Smokescreen getting punched.
Blaster: Try again.
Sunstreaker, sighing: I will try to stop Smokescreen from getting punched.
Seaspray: Kill him.
Honeybee: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.
Sunstreaker, talking about autobot bootcamp: I have met some of the most insufferable bots. But they also met me.
Honeybee: You know what I learned from my friendship with Sunstreaker?
Blaster: There’s no such thing as too mean
Smokescreen: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?
Seaspray: Always hold a grudge?
Blaster: Met a dumbass today. Awful.
Honeybee: You looked in a mirror?
Blaster: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and Primus may not be so merciful.
Seaspray: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk
Cliffjumper: sighing Sunstreaker.
Sunstreaker: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.
Smokescreen: wiping away a tear So inspirational.