social distancing = a lot of time to read fanfiction instead of, um. working on my dissertation. iām doing great!
Packing Nonstandard Equipment by susiecarter
Caution: handle with care. The unexpected and unlooked-for (but not, in the end, unwelcome) complexities of banging Clark Kent.
Clark/Bruce, 4k, E
Note: look no further for clark kentās hundred prehensile tubular mushroom dicks (hotter than it sounds)
in the bone by patho (ghostsoldier)
It all began when Corvo started kissing the Mark for luck.
Corvo/The Outsider, 2k, E
Note: oh look, itās the fic that singlehandedly convinced me to buy the dishonored video game, a purchase i regretted once i realised that 1) i am not good at video games and 2) there was no hand kink smut in the actual game. sad
Distance Between by thingswithwings
Sam's doing paperwork when aliens come through a rift in space and start attacking New York.
Steve/Sam, 11k, T
What I Need I Just Donāt Have by gyzym
If you want this choice position, have a cheery disposition. (Or: Tony needs an assistant. Rhodey needs a break.)
Rhodey/Tony, 2k, Not Rated
i thought of you and where youād gone by gyzym
Their eyes meet in the reflection of the frosted-over freezer glass, another layer of distance to be splayed haphazardly across the oceans and mountains and countries they keep building between them, and Eames is smiling at him.
Arthur/Eames, 1k, T
oistros by arriviste
Enjolras has heard all the stories about bonded pairs, but he's always dismissed them as propaganda. Half the work is already done for the oppressive system when they can package your commodification as a fairytale, make you kiss your chains.
Enjolras/Grantaire, 41k, E
we live under a halo of held breath by gyzym
Eames is wrong. Arthur can juggle.
Arthur/Eames, 1k, G
wildest dreams (burn it down) by susiecarter
Clark isn't sure why it happens. But the important thing is that it is happening: he's in heat, he can't figure out how to make it stop, and he's not sure what to do except flee to Antarctica.
He isn't expecting Bruce to follow him.
Clark/Bruce, 11k, M
Lovesickness by idiopathicsmile
Inspired in part by tumblr user feferi's post here, specifically: "i am in love with the idea that enjolras is so baffled by his own emotions towards grantaire that he legitimately cannot tell if he has heartburn or stomach butterflies"
Modern AU. Joly is a gentleman, a scholar, a med studentāand, when need be, a matchmaker. And oh, the need is definitely being.
Enjolras/Grantaire, 11k, T
Arms And The Man by copperbadge
His best friend keeps cockblocking him, his relationship guru is a computer, and he might be gay. The future is very complicated.
Steve/Tony, 14k, E
A Beginnerās Guide to Vulcan Sexual Practice, by Captain James T. Kirk by thingswithwings
āIt is tradition," Spock says blandly. "Surely you would not ask me to abandon Vulcan tradition."
"Uh," Jim replies.
Kirk/Spock, 4k, E
Hold Me Down by Elspethdixon, Seanchai
Steve takes Tony back to his apartment to recharge and get warmed up following a fight with a supervillain. PG-13-rated shower sex ensues.
Steve/Tony, 4k, E
hit me baby one more time by theappleppielifestyle
Richie reaches up a shaking hand and puts it on Eddieās stomach.
āUhhh,ā Eddie says. āIs this a bit? Is this a really inopportune bit? āCause I donāt know if youāve noticed, Richie, but this is kind of an important moment-ā
āWhat the fuck,ā Richie says, not for the first or last time, and lurches forwards to hug him.
(Or, Richie gets stuck in a time loop.)
Eddie/Richie, 11k, T
Mistake on the Part of Nature by idiopathicsmile
Steve takes in Bucky's betrayed look and Sam's confusion, follows Sam's gaze to the pile of mangled fruit in the trash can. Sudden comprehension fills his face.
"Oh," he says. "Bucky found out about bananas."
Bucky/Steve, 1k, T
Note: sometimes i like to rec a fic featuring a pairing i donāt even ship just to keep you all on your toes
inspired by your laugh to wait for things by gyzym
Maybe in Night Vale, where everything else works a little bit wrong, love works a little wrong too. Maybe in Night Vale, where time occasionally stands on end and gravity pulls slightly less than usual every second Thursday, someone like Cecil, a love like Cecil's, could come without any strings attached at all.
Carlos/Cecil, 4k, T
Love, Changing Tenses by susiecarter
Bruce goes to the funeral as himself for a reason. Not so he can make friends with Mrs. Kent; that part's an accident. And definitely not so he can posthumously fall for Clark Kent, which is an even bigger accident. But it's fine. He can handle it.
Until Clark rises from the grave, that is.
Clark/Bruce, 17k, T
nice and nasty by firstaudrina
Villanelle masturbates about Eve a lot.
Eve/Villanelle, <1k, M
Momentum by gyzym
It doesn't matter who you are; eventually, everyone's past catches up to them.
Steve/Tony, 15k, T
Note: i canāt remember whether iāve already recād the first part of this series (ready, fire, aim) but this part is just as good, if not even better
close your mouth (open up your heart) by susiecarter
Post-JL, Clark isn't sure what to make of Bruce Wayne, or that he's ever going to be able to figure it out. But maybe all he needs is a little help.
Or: five times Clark had conversations with other people about Bruce, plus the time he managed to actually talk to Bruce.
Clark/Bruce, 7k, T
Margin of Error by idiopathicsmile
Amy had this thing where she did stuff that normally wouldāve annoyed the hell out of Rosa, except it didnāt annoy Rosa at all. Which was confusing. Also, annoying.
Rosa/Amy, 7k, T