"I've got things in control and I'm not weird about them !"

"his name is "Colin" and her name is "Nisation""

"he made me look stupid, but, cunningly, I already looked stupid"

"similarly, you can treat COVID with high explosives, it's very very effective, but the problem with high explosives is it does a tremendous number on the humans as well"

"if you ever try to get the eye out of a fish and it blinks, it may be a lion"

" in a sense, all words are made up aren't they?"

"What sort of tree was it ?“. "It was a big one". "No no, trees have names, don't they ". " Oh! Brian the big tree."

"When I became KING of this police station ..."

"Hey don't let the constant mental breakdown wear you down ! "

" I still have laurels stuck in my butt from sitting on them for too long"

"maybe once before I've been the problem"

"Ah yes , laughter... The coward response to oblivion."

"I do hear voices. But I ignore them and just carry on killing."

" I have the keen owl sight of a bear.. Think about it.."