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Thank you @academyofburlesque for the shout out. Sending much love to you and the #seabq community during this time. Sincerely , The Noire King of Burlesque #seattle #burlesque #fiercefacefriday #seatac Reposted from @academyofburlesque FIERCE FACE FRIDAY! Featuring the FIRST Noire King of Burlesque, The 2020 Noire Pageant King of Burlesque, Tre Da Marc! Congratulations, your Majesty! “The Chocolate Drop That Won’t Stop”! Keep up to date with him at tredamarc. com. PHOTO: @denadennyphotography . . . #NoirePageant #POCBQ #NoireKingOfBurlesque #ChocolateDrop #travelingshowboy #blackheartsburlesque #mplsburlesque #mnburlesque - #regrann https://www.instagram.com/p/B99rmVqHdX_/?igshid=1ifrf0mrhu3hj

Make all your cartoon scissoring dreams come true tonight at Out of the Inkwell, and animated Burlesque! @carmen_calientebq and I will be teaming up to explore the Mystery behind Mystery Inc. join us!!! Doors at 6, show at 6:30!! Ticket link in bio, or DM if you need the link! Photo by @tebooth_photography #seabq #seattleburlesque #burlesque #nerdlesque #jinkies #kinkyjinkies #scissorsisters https://www.instagram.com/p/B7J61KaHRcb/?igshid=mr4v7oynft16

Won't you come in out of the rain and warm up with us tonight at the Rendezvous for Carol of the Hells? Door tickets are still available, as well as presale for Friday and Saturday! https://hellcarol.bpt.me #SeaBQ #holidays #christmas #hanukkah #solstice #yule #werewolves #vampires #theyrelesbiansharold https://www.instagram.com/p/B6RqAA6nUVA/?igshid=nndblg7kcxgv

SURPRISE! I'm also in Carol of the Hells! WHAT A SHOCKER! You should come see me be a soft butch, which is a look people have described as "Adorable," "A good look on you," and "Actually pretty hot!" One of my family’s holiday traditions is eating my mom’s delicious homemade cinnamon rolls on Christmas morning. I feel like I’d like to share that tradition with one of the fae folk, because if they eat MY food, then they’re trapped by fairie rules of hospitality to stay with me forever! Incidentally, this is how I caught my wife. You have until 2pm today to get your presale tickets for the Thursday show! Tickets to Friday and Saturday are still available, though VIP is getting thin on the ground! https://hellcarol.bpt.me #seabq #holidays #festive #christmas #solstice #hanukkah #nerdlesque #vampires #werewolves #theyrelesbiansharold https://www.instagram.com/p/B6RGBdRnRVN/?igshid=q0le4utqmkmg

When Ramona Rhapsody read her part for Carol of the Hells, she emailed me immediately to ask if I'd been spying on her at work. I just have good instincts, people! Ramona says, "I think the monster I'd like to date would be a vampire. They always seem to have life figured out and have found a way to beat the system so that they can live that luxurious lifestyle. It'd be nice not to have to think about the mundane tasks in life, like eating or paying rent." You have until noon to get your pre-sale tickets for today! There are still presales available for Thursday and Friday! https://hellcarol.bpt.me #solstice #SeaBQ #christmas #holidays #hanukkah #yule #vampires #werewolves #theyrelesbiansharold https://www.instagram.com/p/B6OaEoqB8Ko/?igshid=a45v0hq2eybr

So Crystal maaaay have forgotten to email me her bio, so I maaaay have done something I've wanted to do for a while and just wrote her a new one. It's a Solstice gift. She’s a burlesque blizzard, a tantalizing tornado, and your favorite Dungeons & Dragons attack; It’s Crystal Storm! Carved from living sapphire and brought to life by a lightning strike, Crystal’s been bringing her signature striptease stylings to Seattle stages since 2011. She might drop deep-cut nerdy knowledge, give you a slow-burn suit strip, or do some rad shit with an actual sword! Whatever she brings, you’re guaranteed to be entertained for three to five minutes! I say, "I’m assuming Crystal wants to date a werewolf because I, her awesome hot wife, am a werewolf, and we’re married. She’s literally always too cold, so if I was covered with a lush coat of smooth, soft fur, I’d be an even better wife blanket. Plus, you know… Sexy biting." Come see her be a hot witch for FOUR SHOWS at the The Rendezvous Seattle! We open Wednesday and run through Saturday! https://hellcarol.bpt.me #SeaBQ #holidays #festive #christmas #solstice #yule #hanukkah #werewolves #vampires #theyrelesbiansharold https://www.instagram.com/p/B6L21W4B04i/?igshid=10xgnfvgf1tex

I'm blaming Maggie McMuffin for everything. Not just for Carol of the Hells, but for most of my other bad ideas, too. Maggie says, "I am an equal opportunity monster fucker but for dating specifically I'm gonna go with werewolves. They have a built in thing that's all their own to go off and do every month and I think that's a really important thing to exist for couples." See what her determination hath wrought this Wednesday through Saturday at the Rendezvous! https://hellcarol.bpt.me #SeaBQ #holidays #christmas #solstice #hanukkah #yule #festive #werewolves #vampires #theyrelesbiansharold https://www.instagram.com/p/B6JTKVIHLLu/?igshid=1t05wieglajcv

Y'all it's starting to be a shoooooow! Come see Carol of the Hells in action at the Rendezvous Dec 18-21! It's the most monstrous holiday party around! https://hellcarol.bpt.me #SeaBQ #holidays #festive #solstice #christmas #hanukkah #vampires #werewolves #queerdos https://www.instagram.com/p/B6HV6crHl0o/?igshid=179mrhigx8kmk