general crusader headcanons
He used art to cope with his PTSD after the whole thing with Dio, and he ended up developing a talent for it
Heās always loved the ocean, and heās been collecting pretty seashells ever since he learned how to walk
He keeps them in a box on the top shelf of his room
He also gave one to Kakyoin, who treasures it with his life
Whenever he gets distracted in class, he draws on himself
Itās usually on his forearm where other people canāt say
If Kakyoin is there, he draws on him too
He draws lots of starfish
He uses his time stopping ability to appear in front of Polnareff at random times to scare him
He uses only one emoji and itās this oneĀ š
Heās (kinda) trilingual: he speaks fluent Japanese and English, and basic Italian
Only because Grandma Suzi insisted
He has late-night movie and video game marathons with Kakyoin
They usually fall asleep cuddling on his bed
Joseph joins them whenever heās over, and he covers them up whenever they pass out
Heās really, really clingy
Heās addicted to tiktok
Heās on the gay side of tiktok, and definitely sends Jotaro and Polnareff cursed tiktoks at 3am
Literally doesnāt not sleep half the time
He watches My Little Pony unironically
He sent a picture of a Rainbow Dash toy he found and put in a jar to Jotaro
Similarly to Jotaro, heās very clingy
He says itās probably because he never had friends as a kid
He lives his younger years through his 20
Listens to 100 Gecs and Slayyyter
He has a gecko named Paulie
He loves checkerboard everything, and literally has like... 12 pairs of checkered vans, all in different colors
He may be the ultimate memelord, but heās also a huge softy
Sometimes, all he needs is a nice vibe sesh with the boys
Speaking of, platonic cuddles with the crusaders is one of his favorite things
Customizes almost everything he owns with acrylic paint
Had a huge MCR, and almost died when he found out they were making a comeback
Like Kakyoin, heās addicted to tiktok
Unlike Kakyoin, heās on straight tiktok
Made friendship bracelets for the crusaders
Got really excited when he found out they hadnāt taken them off after the fight with Dio
His hair is literally a brick from the amount of hairspray and gel he uses
The crusaders keep telling him he should leave it down every now and then
He insists that he can use it as a weapon, and then ran, hair first, into a window and broke it
He also gave himself a concussion but he leaves that part out whenever he talks about it
He definitely watched My Little Pony with Kak
He can Junko pose and uses it as an intimidation tactic
He really likes Doja Catās music, and his favorite song is Tia Tamera
Probably because his twins are big like Tia
He loves getting his nails done, and he drags Avdol with him so they can get matching designs
He is literally so gentle-
He really likes herbal teas
He and Joseph will go to little cafes and judge the teas on how relaxing they are
He keeps a picture of his chickens in his wallet
He has no idea how social media works
He makes jewelry in his free time
Heās kinda bad at technology but he tries
He listens to a lot of classic rock
He smells like butterscotch, maple, and burnt wood
He loves going random places, especially at night
Iām talking night drives, staying at fairs and malls until they close, etc.
He finds a lot of peace in the moon and the stars
He knows a lot of very random facts which heāll say at very random times
For example, in the middle of boarding a plain, Avdol just goes,Ā āDid you know that youāre more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark?ā
He refuses to eat anything containing chicken
Like, heāll eat beef and pork, but never chicken
He definitely forgets he has hamon most of the time
Keeps Caesarās headband with him at all times
He wanted to stay in touch with the crusaders after they all parted waysĀ
He accidentally saved Polnareffās contact name asĀ āPolnarffā and he blocked Joseph
He is definitely 1/3 gay and is not afraid to admit that
Once threw on the tequila dress for old times sake
Somehow, he dragged Jotaro into it
He almost got murked by his grandson that day
He was able to get a picture and now uses it for blackmail
Heās a really good cook
Just ask him for something and heāll make it to the best of his ability
He cooked for the crusaders a lot
He really likes flowers, and makes daisy chains and flower crownsĀ
He used to do it for Holly when she was younger, and sometimes even for Jotaro when he asked
Letās be honest, he still makes them for Jotaro
He probably makes them for the rest of the crusaders
Iggy ate his and Joseph got sadĀ
He canāt sleep without a fan on most of the time