New Pro WvW strat! Cornered by a massive zerg with no hope of survival? Try this one easy trick that all the pro gamers are raving about! Before they can catch you, hit f11- select exit to desktop, enter the windows start menu, select shut down. Now this is important so don't forget this step, unplug your computer. Put it in your car. Drive. Keep driving. Don't stop. Don't stop for anything. Don't stop for anyone. Once you reach an overpass throw your phone out the window without slowing down. Get to the city. Hire a boat. Leave the country. Look at your computer. Do not turn it on. Is this far enough from power? Is this far enough from civilization? Can they still find you? Your friends, your family, you can only hope now that they will be safe. Are there seagulls this far out into open sea? You haven't travelled far enough. Keep driving. But the computer. It beckons. It taunts. You will never be safe yet you cannot bring yourself to do what you know needs to be done. For this stasis, this momentary delay of the slice of fates razor, it can hardly be considered living yet isn't this the smallest bit better than oblivion? We cannot live only to prevent our deaths for that is the life of cowards and fools but isn't it only human to try and fight when we have been cornered? We are only meat and bones. We lack the objectivity, the methodology of metal and wires yet we are in ourselves encoded with our base functions and primal instincts. Who are we to deny our teeth the satisfaction of the fight, the satisfaction of flesh. Who are we to deny God's design. We were built to fight and so we will. Throw the computer overboard. You feel peace. It will not last. The zerg will continue to hunt you, as is their nature, and you will continue to flee, as is yours. Today you are free. You're finally free.
