#scrcna

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text → sirena 💋] i’m 110% certain you actually are one 💕

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me.

[text → sirena 💋] ok but i can barely make toast properly[text → sirena 💋] i can make you coffee[text → sirena 💋] and instant noodles

[text] lol fuk da police

[text → sirena 💋] I AM A REBEL AND I DO WHAT I WANT[text → sirena 💋] however[text → sirena 💋] i really don’t want to go to jail[text → sirena 💋] pls no

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text → sirena 💋] you get points for originality that’s for sure[text → sirena 💋] i can’t believe you have your old blankie lying around tho!![text → sirena 💋] no offense

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] Don’t be late tomorrow.

[text → serena] i promise i won’t be late!![text → serena] i swear it was just that one time 😅[text → serena] there can’t be that many strays in tybee…

[text] Wanna hang out?

[text → serena] totally!![text → serena] i heard the waves are going to perfect for surfing today 

[text] Don’t get too drunk tonight.

[Text] I need bail money.

[Text → Serena] Fuck you good???

[Text → Serena] Please tell me it’s a mall jail

[Text → Serena] Speaking of I need new clothes and suck at shopping will you help me look cool and have style

[Text → Serena] I’ll repay you by buying you pizza at the food court

[Text] We need to talk. Call me.

[Text → Serena] Can’t

[Text → Serena] Like literally, calling is pointless for me

[Text → Serena] We can meet up somewhere though if you want?

[Text → Serena] And we can poke smot if you want.

[Text → Serena] I’ll bring my bowl just in case.

[Text] Help, I’m alone in a crowd and trying to look cool by texting you.

[Text → Serena] Do you want me to text you pictures of puppies

[Text → Serena] I could also send you a list of my favorite moments from Shrek

[Text → Serena] You could do that too

[Text → Serena] Or not