#scp-650

Scp- 650

I’m so excited that people enjoy this blog, aaaa. You didn’t specify if you wanted shipping or not, so I’ll try my best to be ambiguous! This SCP was recently added to the Unity game as well, so that helped me when I was writing this. Hope I did a good job!

SCP-650 (The Startling Statue)

•Unlike most security officers, you like the 650 observation detail

•You’re basically paid to be left alone, actively guarding a non-dangerous (and typically amusing) SCP

•You and 650 get on well. Er, well enough, for a statue that doesn’t talk

•You’d gotten used to the statue’s method of startling people fairly early on, and it must have realized that

•Now, instead of trying to scare you, it just appears behind you in comical or relaxed fashions

•Like reclining in a chair, or reading a book, or even watching a video on your phone

•You talk to it a lot of the time, filling in the silence as wordless responses

•Sometimes, you smuggle it in some stuff. Silly things, like hats, or neckties

•You’re pretty sure it likes them

•You’re definitely sure it likes you, too

•One time, you complained about how one of the scientists was being a huge pain, making your job tedious for no reason except spite

•The next day, you received a security report from the very same scientist, stating that 650 had appeared in his office at night and scared him senseless

•Of course, no one believed him without proof

•But you made sure to sneak into the scientist’s office afterwards to retrieve 650’s misplaced necktie